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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on February 10, 2008, 09:06:39 AM
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A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabbie, St. Peter invites him to pick up a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.
A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher's entry in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, "Okay, we'll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff."
The preacher is astonished and replies, "But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie."
St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: "This is heaven and up here, we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed."
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Good one, frostillicus! ;D
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another good one by the frost... :*)) :*)) :*)) O0
WARHAWK O0
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Now that's something I can relate to!!!!!!! ;D ;D :D
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Frost you need to publish a video...I think your jokes are hilarious...but I think it would be even funnier watching you performs these jokes on stage
LOL
Timmay
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I'm better at one liners than actaul telling of jokes. i think you'd get a kick out of me.