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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Marz on February 07, 2008, 02:07:40 PM

Title: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: Marz on February 07, 2008, 02:07:40 PM: Ok, I have been alive about 13290 days.

I started taking out the garbage at about 8 years old (-2320 days)

less various vacations, sick days, etc. (-200 days)

Means I have taken out the garbage about 10770 times.

What the hell man, I should be sponsored by Hefty.
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: Timmay on February 07, 2008, 02:11:02 PM: My wife gets aggreviated when I dont help clean up the kitchen....so I grab the trash and take it out....and think that I have at least cleaned 75% of the kitchen....
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: schro on February 07, 2008, 02:15:45 PM: Wow, we're really stretching for a forum topic here !! :*))

j/k.
You could actually use this for a bunch of different things and it'd be mind blowing...
How many times have you mowed the lawn, taken a dump, sneezed, washed the car, etc. etc.
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: herronm on February 07, 2008, 03:08:17 PM: Quote from: schro on February 07, 2008, 02:15:45 PM
Wow, we're really stretching for a forum topic here !! :*))

j/k.
You could actually use this for a bunch of different things and it'd be mind blowing...
How many times have you mowed the lawn, taken a dump, sneezed, washed the car, etc. etc.

or have taken a dump in the yard, while taking out the trash....
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: Marz on February 07, 2008, 03:12:58 PM: Quote from: herronm on February 07, 2008, 03:08:17 PM
Quote from: schro on February 07, 2008, 02:15:45 PM
Wow, we're really stretching for a forum topic here !! :*))

j/k.
You could actually use this for a bunch of different things and it'd be mind blowing...
How many times have you mowed the lawn, taken a dump, sneezed, washed the car, etc. etc.

or have taken a dump in the yard, while taking out the trash....

Like I said 10770. :*))
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: Sgt. Pate on February 07, 2008, 04:42:41 PM: I think it would be easier to try to remember how many times I've sneezed! :*))
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: champ007 on February 07, 2008, 10:19:26 PM: I took the garbage out 11 years ago.... when I divorced my wife :)
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: Tyler on February 07, 2008, 10:37:01 PM: Maybe 100 times.

Amazingly, I never really had to take the garbage out when I was a kid. Even as an adult, I haven't had to do it much either. Weird, I know.

I did a TON of other chores, but the garbage wasn't one of them. Now, if you had to count the number of wheel barrels full of stuff I had to move and shovel, that's a different story.
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: Nick912 on February 07, 2008, 10:40:49 PM: Garbage detail is mine. I do it many times. It gets me out of loading and unloading the dishwasher
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: PORKY on February 08, 2008, 12:29:00 AM: WELL... Theres @ ways to look at this! I took out "garabage once that she :px didnt go home for 5 years . I dont know if took out or BROUGHT HOME would be a more correct description :o
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: Cy on February 08, 2008, 12:57:39 AM: ~936 times
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: warhawk on February 08, 2008, 02:10:24 AM: Quote from: Marz on February 07, 2008, 02:07:40 PM
Means I have taken out the garbage about 10770 times.
marz....i'm glad i'm not the only one taking out the garbage. O0 however...u got me beat. if i was 2 guesstimate it would probably B around 4000 times.

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: Mikekoz13 on February 08, 2008, 04:37:46 AM: Sometimes it seems that "Garbage is my life"..............
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: GASlick on February 08, 2008, 06:30:40 AM: Cant even imagine......
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: xnewyawka on February 14, 2008, 10:17:01 AM: Countless, been doing it since I did my chores as a boy and it's still one of mine, along with a few others I've picked up as an adult and dad, lol. :)
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: baldrev on February 14, 2008, 11:47:18 AM: Never! I mean, that'a woman's work, man. My job is to lay on the couch and watch TV. I don't even mow the lawn.

Oh, excuse me, I have to take out the compost.
Title: Re: How many times have you taken out the garbage in your life?
Post by: JDog on February 14, 2008, 10:51:09 PM: Many times. Hundreds of times. Perhaps thousands. It is one chore I'm always happy to do for my lovely wife :@`