Sly Bald Guys Forum
Confidence and Success => Relationships/Dating => Topic started by: warhawk on February 05, 2008, 11:08:44 PM
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hello fellow chrome domes....just wondering... do U "hold it in" or "let it out" when U R with your wifey, gf, bf, significant other. U know... "gas"... "silent but deadly"... the good ole fart. i know i know that this is kinda crazy but i thought it would B a fun topic 2 discuss. anyways... i'll start: i've been married since 1999 and i never "hold it in". u know the saying..."better out then in".
so...how 'bout U? do U "hold it in" or "let it out"? AND when were U comfortable with "letting it all out"? me & the wifey became comfortable after our 90 days of dating. so....what's your story?
WARHAWK O0
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This is exactly what I thought this thread was when I read the topic description!
I say - LET 'ER RIP!
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A truly great relationship..
must let er' rip...
anything else is a first date! ;)
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This is exactly what I thought this thread was when I read the topic description!
I say - LET 'ER RIP!
tyler....my wifey can compete with the best of them. she'll probably kill me 4 that comment. thank goodness she is not a member here. :XX
WARHAWK O0
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WARHAWK.......... you're a riot man!
The old saying goes:
Better to fart and be in shame,
Than hold it in and be in pain.
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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My wife gives me a run for my money. So obviously, anything goes at our house!
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I say - LET 'ER RIP!
Same here. It's funny that my wife does also but still gets very embarrassed when you mention what she just did. I just laugh it off.
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I'm not allowed to fart in the house.....
Seriously, I try and be courteous around the wife & kids (set a good example). I tell them that you need to "let it out" but excuse yourself if you're at the dinner table or in a public setting. No need to let it rip when you're trying to enjoy a meal.
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gotta rip it! No one in our family holds it in.
This reminded me about Frosty's joke about Skippy. Go back and read that if you missed it.
Max
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Warhawk,
Do you text message much?
B.
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Our house is just when ever you feel comfortable. My wife...she will be walking along and you will hear her...and she will turn and look and say OOOPPS!...me ...just let er rip.. The only thing I dont like is when the kids think it is funny to do it at the table. Thats a no no in my house. YOu dotn do it at the dinner table. WE all try to be kind to one another and go to the other room. But if Im laying on the floor and the kids are down there with me.....just make sure your face isnt any where close......lol
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Warhawk,
Do you text message much?
B.
WHAT'S that?? :XX
WARHAWK O0
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Oh yeah, just turn it loose.
"Better out than in I always say"-Shrek
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I tend to agree with Shrek - better out than in:
Where ever you are, where ever you be,
Always let your wind go free! :o O0
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Walk outside and let it out.
Don't try to be all silent and deadly....
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I let it rip when I am at home (other than the dinner table), the wife does the same.
Hanging out with the fellas, holding it in or being silent is considered rude.
Anywhere else I either go to the restroom or outside.
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TMI! :*))
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The Burning Brakes Fart - A silent fart identified by odor alone. Usually and adult fart, occurring while the adult is driving a car or has a front seat passenger who farts. The Burning Brakes Fart actually does smell a little like burning brakes, and seems to hang around longer than most farts Which gives whoever farted a chance to make a big show of checking to see if the emergency brake has been left on. When he finds it hasn't you know who farted. A common automobile fart.
For more definitions go to http://www.fartnames.com/
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Man, I rule the house when it comes to the release of gas..I have no problem with farting whatsoever.
My little man has been known to stand to toe with his old man in the fart department, there have been some seriously loud noises that originate from his hind end!!
But I am with Schro, I never fart at the dinner table or in a public enviornment.
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Without a doubt, let it out..... O0
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We let 'em rip around here. We've been together for too long to worry about stuff like that. Plus it's human so why put yourself through pain?
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OH man, I can speak to this "issue"
http://www.slybalddude.com/Picture10.jpg
A while ago I started with this idea that it is my house so I can cut loose when I want; and I did. My son (11) thought it was a riot so he started doing it whenever he felt like it. My wife was totally grossed out. Not only would we cut loose with the flatulence but we would then comment on the quality of said emission. Now it is kind of backfiring. We will have company over and my son will let one slip quietly and blow us out of the room. For a little guy he really packs it in! So now I am trying to undo that whole deal and it is proving to be difficult ..
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Great subject. I definitely let my farts out whether it's in front of buddies or a bf. I even fart in public when I feel the need. I was on line in Dunkin Doughnuts once with a friend and since it was late we were the only 2 in there.Suddenly I felt a fart coming on so I just let it out.It was definitely audible but my friend is used to me so he just ignored it.There was a woman behind the counter and a guy sweeping up a few feet behind me and if they heard it they gave no indication. The best is seeing the reaction on people's faces. It's priceless.