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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: SlySurfer on January 29, 2008, 12:45:26 AM
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Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on
those little bottles of Evian water?
> Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as
the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known
as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does
that mean that one enjoys it?
There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
> doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
> musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree
> surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the
Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on
me ... they're cramming for their final exam.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese
mothers use? Toothpicks?
At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells... 'THEIRS'?
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damn that was good. reminded me of gallagher or carlin.good stuff
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Anthony, that is good stuff. I just forwarded the 3 religious truths to my Pastor.
Max
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NOW that stuff was good. :*))
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I can't stand the taste of Evian!!! I'd rather drink out of the waterhose in my backyard.
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anthony....thanks 4 sharing that with us. O0
WARHAWK O0
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Good Post SlySurfer.
What the hell is a Tree Surgeon though?
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here are a few more
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself In the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.-PBurke.
Well Paulie you've made my week with that bro
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I can't stand the taste of Evian!!! I'd rather drink out of the waterhose in my backyard.
kids right that water it terrible
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I enjoy posts like those. Thanks Anthony & Paul!