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Confidence and Success => Relationships/Dating => Topic started by: Tyler on January 28, 2008, 02:35:59 AM
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My wife and I were watching Good Luck Chuck tonight (don't laugh, Jessica Alba has a panty shot and there are a lot of other boobies) and we got to talking about our worst date ever. I then thought that it would be interesting to hear some of your guys' stories since I'm sure we have some pretty good ones here.
I'll start:
I actually have quite a few bad dates that I could draw from, but I'll mention two that I think are the best , um worst. I'll exclude the story about the chick that tried to have me jumped in the bar's bathroom because technically I wasn't on a date with her because I was trying to hook up with her friend.
The first story was from the summer after my freshman year in college. It was my third date with the sheriff's daughter and I was pretty stoked about this girl because she was hot and was fun to hang with. She met me at a restaurant and we take a seat and got to talking. I asked what she did that day and that was really the wrong question to ask. She quickly got this smirk on her face and begin to go into detail how her and her friend saw me at the bank in the morning and decided to follow me around the entire day, listing everywhere I went, who I talked to, and what I did. I responded with "Wow, that's pretty psycho." Got up and left, never to talk to her again.
The next story comes from my junior year in college. We were having a semi formal party for our fraternity where each of us brings a date, dresses in a suit and try to act civil for one evening. I had recently met a chick that was the sister of one of my fraternity brother's girlfriend (got that?) and thought she was hot. I figured this night would be a great night to get to know her. I got her number from the school directory (benefits of a small school), gave her a call and asked her out. I was pretty happy since she sounded thrilled that I asked her out. The night of the party I grabbed a white rose and headed over to her dorm, dressed in a suit and all. I walked up to the dorm, knocked on the door and she answered with a surprised look on her face. It turned out that she thought she was going with the other Tyler that was in our fraternity. He happened to be a male model. She still went with me to the party, but it wasn't exactly the evening I was looking forward to. Tyler is still a good buddy of mine and it always makes for a good laugh when we bring up the college days.
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Well I started dating Beth that i met at a party thru a mutual friend. She was super hot and all my friends thought I really lucked out.
About three weeks into dating her we went to the movies..... and saw Fatal Attraction. About 3/4 of the way thru the movie she leans over and whispers in my ear," If you ever leave me, this will be you and me". We both laughed at her comment.
About a month later I ended it with her... the girl was a freakin' nympho. All she wanted to do was screw.... no movies, no dinners out, no parties, no time with friends............ nuttin' but f*kin'. Yeah I know that probably sounds like the perfect woman to some, but it just wasn't much of a relationship. i got tired of it.........
Anyway I let her down very gently and she took it well....or so I thought. I started noticing that she was showing up everywhere I went. The mall, the movies, clubs, restaurants....... it didn' matter where, she would be staring at me or peeping out from behind a pole or a bush at me. i couldn't help but remember her comment at the movies that night months before.
So anyway, one night I'm out at a pub I hung out in and there she is again staring at me. Well i ran into an old female friend of mine named Millie. Millie is the same height as me (6 feet - 1 inch) and very atheletic.... a real old friend that I hung out with and had beers with. So I tell Millie this whole story and she never says a word. A few minutes later the DJ plays a slow song and Millie says "Dance with me". I just laughed because we danced together a lot but NEVER slow dances..... she was like my sister. She grabs my hand and drags me to the dance floor and gets real close. Next thing i know she kisses me long and hard... the real thing. I was shocked!!! I was like "What the Hell?. Millie said we're getting rid of her (Beth) for you tonight.
After the dance we went back to the table and psycho girl was fuming a few tables away. I sat down and Millie went right over to the other table where beth was and had about a two miute, very calm, talk with her. Beth never said a word but got up and walked out of the place. I never saw her again.
I asked Millie what she said to psycho girl and she said " I told her we were dating know and that if i saw her again i was going to kick the sh*t out of her". Man we laughed about that for years. I still owe her one.........
Mike :@`
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September 18, 1987 - (Yes, I remember the date. It was that bad)
My junior year in college I was still pining :@` for my high school sweetheart who dumped me senior year. I knew I could win her back. My sister gave me two passes to an amusement park she couldn't use.
I knew this was it. With free passes I could really spend some $$ at the park and really make an impression. So I called her and made the date.
Fast forward to the big date. I picked her up drove to the amusement park. They tore our tickets, we walked in the gate and she turned to me and said, "I don't ride fast rides, I don't ride water rides and I don't ride rides that go upside down." I turned to her and said, "What do you do?" She proceded to tell me how all she likes to do is look at the curio shops.
OK, the date was pretty much over at that point. We spent the entire evening going in and out of gift shops with buying gifts for her nephews. I gott more pissed off as the evening progressed. After a couple of hours of this she announced she was ready to go. I wasn't leaving without riding a single ride so I told her, "We're riding the Ferris Wheel!"
She begrudgingly got on the Ferris Wheel and we sat there not saying a word as it went round and round. I felt somewhat vindicated. We drove home not saying a word. We parked in front of her house. I walked her to up the sidewalk, deposited her at her front door and said, "Have a nice life." Turned and disappeared into the night.
The funny thing is now the Ferris Wheel is my favorite ride.
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The funny thing is now the Ferris Wheel is my favorite ride.
Strange how our lives are always sending subliminal messages, isn't it?
Mike
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she turned to me and said, "I don't ride fast rides, I don't ride water rides and I don't ride rides that go upside down."
Hey Okie-
just be glad you didn't marry her..... judging by the above quote your sex life would have sucked...........
Mike :*))
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I went out with a girl once that constantly checked her makeup and brushed her hair.
She wouldn't really talk much or initiate any conversation, she would just respond in incomplete sentences.
When the date was near over she asked me to kiss her and (with brush in hand) was as emotionless as a palace guard.
She was really good looking but seriously had the personality of a brick.
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ok here goes:
i met this lady one night in a club and we talked awhile. she seemed cool and i asked her if she wanted to go on a date. she agreed to the plans. i got tickets to the PBR (Proffesional Bull Riders) event in denver. so we travel the 2 1/2 hours to denver and find this cool little cafe downtown to eat lunch. out side courtyard and great weather. really laid back and fun (i thought) all through lunch she shows me her real personality. she kept babbling on and on about me eating something with a face ( i had a burger ). so we finally finish that torture and go find a mall to walk around in. you know spend some time getting to know each other. big mistake. she was anal about everything. no leather this, no fur that, etc, etc. |she had leather boots on :/O ) so we head up to the arena where the rodeo is. got pretty damn good seats too. right next to the bucking chutes in front of all the action. when they were starting the show there was a bull in the arena and she actually asked me "Why didn't they wipe his nose?" this is after saying that cowboys are idiots and they wear their pants too tight and countless other stupid remarks. i finally just told her to shut the hell up and i would explain it all on the way home. needless to say that was a VEERRRRRYYYYYYY long ride back to drop lucifer off.
i vowed from that day on that if a woman doesn't like rodeos, then i should not date her.
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Been so long since I've had date!
Worst one would have to be around 1999, I made the wrong decision to ask out a girl who I worked with. She lived only about 10 minutes away in a small little hamlet town. Her dad was very protective of his only child and thankfully he wasnt there when I picked her up.
We went out and had some horrible Mexican food(worst food to eat when sitting for long periods). Then went and saw possibly the worst teen movie ever made(Varsity Blues). Upon talking to her, I realized we had nothing in common. Liked different music,had polar political views. On the way home I ran out of gas. I had her get in the drivers seat and I pushed my little Ford Escort nearly 1 mile to the gas station(thankfully NW Ohio is dead flat and so I had no hills to go up or down. Well I had no ATM card so I had to borrow 10 dollars from her to pay for the gas. Upon dropping her at home I got no goodnight kiss and she wouldnt give me her phone number. She resigned a week later.
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Paulie's story just jarred my memory
I was about 16 and dating a gal I worked with who was about 19 or 20. It was state fair time, and my mom had some extra rodeo tickets. I picked her up and we headed to the fairgrounds. We were sitting there havin a good time until the calf roping started. She actually started crying. Yeah, OK. So as everyone is looking at the drama queen, I just ignored her and continued to enjoy the other events. Wow, what a basket case is all I could think. Don't remember much from the rest of the night. I was young and dumb as they say.
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Paulie's story just jarred my memory
I was about 16 and dating a gal I worked with who was about 19 or 20. It was state fair time, and my mom had some extra rodeo tickets. I picked her up and we headed to the fairgrounds. We were sitting there havin a good time until the calf roping started. She actually started crying. Yeah, OK. So as everyone is looking at the drama queen, I just ignored her and continued to enjoy the other events. Wow, what a basket case is all I could think. Don't remember much from the rest of the night. I was young and dumb as they say.
I have to admit, when I see a calf get roped in less than 8 seconds, I tear up too.
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Hmmm, I have been sitting here trying to think of my worst date, this is all I got so far. Wasn't really a date...
When I lived with my dad briefly, my stepmothers mom,sisters and brother who was a year younger than me came to visit and they asked that I show him around. So we met up with my brother and got totally wasted, went down to RiverStreet (was local strip you could drive down, but famous now) and this chick I knew and her friend jumps in the backseat with us. Well, she proceeded to suck my neck basically while I came in and out of consciousness, and left hickies everywhere, including my waist line >:D Anyway, the next morning my stepmother woke me up yelling at me, asking what did I do... which I replied I had no idea what she was talking about. She then told me to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror, which looked like I had been beaten with a baseball bat. Her brother looked just like me, so we began to laugh. Then my stepmother informed me that the "Family" was going to the beach and I was suppose to pick up my girlfriend that she really liked along the way... talk about a reality check :o I blamed my stepmother for making me show her brother a good time, so she tried to cover the hickies with makeup. Needless to say my girlfriend found no humor in the situation and did not go to the beach that day, and I looked kinda girly with all that coverup on at the beach.
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I would say that my worst date was this guy I went out with once.He was a conservative control freak.It was the 80s so I always wore jeans and boots.He liked to wear dress pants and businessman shoes.He didn't even like the fact that I had a moustache.He told me how I should dress and he was a cheapskate.He spent the night talking about himself and how he keeps friends for many years and he was hardly interested in anything I had to say.Needless to say I didn't want to go out with him anymore and then he had the nerve to tell a friend of mine that I wasn't his type.THE NERVE.
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I made the wrong decision to ask out a girl who I worked with.
Hey JDOG-
This is the exact reason, that when I was dating , one of my main mottos was.... "Don't butter your bread where you buy it".
Mike ;D
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I would say that my worst date was this guy I went out with once.He was a conservative control freak.It was the 80s so I always wore jeans and boots.He liked to wear dress pants and businessman shoes.He didn't even like the fact that I had a moustache.He told me how I should dress and he was a cheapskate.He spent the night talking about himself and how he keeps friends for many years and he was hardly interested in anything I had to say.Needless to say I didn't want to go out with him anymore and then he had the nerve to tell a friend of mine that I wasn't his type.THE NERVE.
Sounds like my ex who didn't like me being sly.
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I think the most awkward date was when a guy asked me out and didn't talk to me/made minimal eye contact the entire date. Then he called me and said he had a great time and asked for a 2nd date, to which I said no.
Sometimes I think dating women would be a lot easier...
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Ok my worst date ever should be in a movie. Anyway I went on a blind date. We met at the mall and I was very happy since she looked like Shania Twain. We talked for awhile and everything went well then we went and played some pool and talked some more. Ok still going pretty good.
Then said we should drive to a lake nearby and talk. Ok we went outside and she was driving a pickup truck from the 60's that looked like a giant boulder had landed on it and bent it in half and then someone unbent it. We're driving down the road and she has a boom box on the gun rack. She turns it on full blast and its gospel music. Plus the engine of the truck sounds like a dragster. So I'm going deaf but still happy because she looks like Shania Twain.
We get to the lake and its beautiful night. You can see stars and the moon and all the lights from the nearby houses are reflecting into the lake. We are talking and she kisses me. Alright this girl that looks like Shania Twain kissed me!
Then we talk some more and somehow we got on the subject of cats. She says "one night my cat jumped on top of me and in a really horse voice said I'm gonna take you down". Apparently her cat was possessed. ???
I waited for her to smile or crack up and she just kept talking about it. Even the fact that she looked like Shania Twain didn't convince me to go on a second date. :/O
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Ok my worst date ever should be in a movie. Anyway I went on a blind date. We met at the mall and I was very happy since she looked like Shania Twain. We talked for awhile and everything went well then we went and played some pool and talked some more. Ok still going pretty good.
Then said we should drive to a lake nearby and talk. Ok we went outside and she was driving a pickup truck from the 60's that looked like a giant boulder had landed on it and bent it in half and then someone unbent it. We're driving down the road and she has a boom box on the gun rack. She turns it on full blast and its gospel music. Plus the engine of the truck sounds like a dragster. So I'm going deaf but still happy because she looks like Shania Twain.
We get to the lake and its beautiful night. You can see stars and the moon and all the lights from the nearby houses are reflecting into the lake. We are talking and she kisses me. Alright this girl that looks like Shania Twain kissed me!
Then we talk some more and somehow we got on the subject of cats. She says "one night my cat jumped on top of me and in a really horse voice said I'm gonna take you down". Apparently her cat was possessed. ???
I waited for her to smile or crack up and she just kept talking about it. Even the fact that she looked like Shania Twain didn't convince me to go on a second date. :/O
Yeah Dan it's easy to overlook a lot of things but the whole physco thing is an issue for me too.............
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OK....well I have never told anyone about this date I had. WORST DATE EVER...my wife doesnt even know about this date. Not something that I was happy at all about. I met this girl thru my work and we decided to go out on a date. We went to a nice restaurant had a great time. After that we decided to hit a local party where all my buddies were at. We go there adn I introduce her to everyone adn we all had a great time. Well after it was over with she suggested that I come back to her apartment and bring a few of my friends along if I wanted and we could continue the party there. I said sure..sounds good to me. I told my friends to meet us back at her apartment and they were liek hell yeah....at least it is a place for us all to finish up drinking. We all arrive back at her apartment and everyone was getting a little more than tipsy. We we got on teh subject of sex and what was everyones worst sexual experience. This girl that I had asked out ..jumped up and said "you know what...I bet I can take all 3 of you on at one time" I was like ummm OK...this is weird...but what the hell. So we all go into her bedroom, drunk as all can get..and lights are out...me and one of the other buddies sitting on the floor...like we really dont want to do this do we? Well my date adn my other buddy are up there getting it on and they were like come you two jump in...finally we said Nahhh and we walked out. Something just didnt seem right. The next day my friend the one who ended up having sex with her..was liek man where did you guys end up going why didnt you join in. I said well I dropped him off at his house and then I went home..why? He then proceeded to tell me that well its a good thing you didnt do anything with her adn I said why...She had crabs...LOL..
I feel I made a good call.
Timmay
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Wow Tim, I would have to agree that experience was pretty bad.
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Here is the worst of a long line of bad dates. Tara was beautiful!! She scored 10 on body, face and personality. We had known each other for several years, we worked at the same company, had mutual friends, lived at the same apartment complex. She had been to hear my band a few times. Needless to say, I had a crush on one of my good friends.
She broke up with a boyfriend, didn’t seem to be too upset, so I asked her to go out with me. Causal date of dinner and movie. We went, had a great time, talked, laughed, the things good friends do. We wound up at her apartment (first mistake), started drinking some wine and then to my amazement we started making out. Now, I could have died and gone to heaven right there, but I was ready to add some benefits to this good friendship. I was about where the short stops stands (between 2nd and 3rd base) when someone knocked on the door. It was the old boyfriend. Did I mention my 1st mistake? Damn it!! She started crying, he was giving me the evil eye, so I left. They got back together, but she went on to have at least 3 marriages. We still keep in touch.
That was over 25 years ago. Some my buddies still bring it up. Nothing like good friends….
Max
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Max just reminded me of another really bad date I had.
The summer after HS I had a little small business where I would update the law books for law firms. At one of the firms there was a lady that I had worked with at a law firm prior to having this business. She had a daughter my age and asked if I would meet her. Well, I already knew her and she was hot, so I agreed to go to dinner at their house and then I was going to go out to a movie with her daughter afterward. Well, about half way through the dinner the chicks ex-boyfriend showed up and wanted to get all dramatic to try to win this check back. The funny thing is that this chicks name was also Tara. Well, after her dad threatening to kick her ex's ass and her crying all over the place I decided to leave. It was entertaining to see this chump try to win her back (which never happened) but it did make things weird between us until I moved away.
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Dang I have had alot of terrible dates.. Im gonna brainstorm and get back to this one
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I haven't thought about this date in forever. I had just graduated from high school and met this girl while she was working at McDonalds. She was smokin' hot. I found out on our date that she was Miss XXX County. So I asked her out and said I'd pick her up after she got out of work.
I picked her up and can't remember exactly what we did that night. I remember not having anything in common with her. She was also a few fries short of a Happy Meal (sorry couldn't help it) ;)
The date's over and I go to drop her off at her car in the McDonald's parking lot and it's gone. :o I drive around the block, but still no car. She then tells me that her ex-boyfriend has keys to her car and must have taken it.
We drive to the police station to report it missing/stolen. I remember saying goodbye and walking out of the police station.
There's just some kind of crazy you don't want to mess with! LOL
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I also remember going out with this chick after highschool. In high school she was the biggest geek i have ever known. Her last name was Harvey..so that should have been a clue...Harvey just sounds geeky to me anyways. Well I seen her out about 2 years after graduation and I was OMG is that her? She was a total knock out. I was like Harvey is that you? She was like yes...who are you? I told her Tim Bateman and she was like OMG you have changed so much and She was all over me. That should have been clue #1...because after that first intial re-intro I couldnt get rid of her. SHe drove this blue elcomino
(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi255.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh157%2FTimmj%2Felcomino.jpg&hash=013b5ee5f1e0078f7f513814f96a498fd1996d9b)
and she was always having problems with it. She would bring it to my house an dsit out front and lay on the gas in part and revv up her engine. My dad would be like..who is the freak out front ? I would say oh dont pay any attention to her...she will go away soon. LOL
Then a few days later she calls me and says that she is having trouble with her stove at her house. So ..as stupid as I am I go up there and there is absolutely nothing wrong with her stove. She pushes me back on the couch and straddles my lap. Im sitting there like Jan ...get off!
I look over and on top of her TV is a pic of this lil boy..and I go WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!...its a pic of me in the 1st grade. We must have swapped pictures in grade school, I remember our teacher made us all give a picture to each class mate in our class. SHE STILL HAD IT. Then I see another picture of a lil boy and I was like who is that? Well come to find out it was her son and she was looking for a daddy for him. I was like umm ok...thats it! IM OUTTA HERE. She was like but Timmay! Dont go..Im so lonely. Im like well you are gonna be lonely for a longgggggg longggggggggggg time!...lol I aint raising someone else's kid..not at 19 years old...lol..
She now works at Walmart as a door greeter...lol I get the liberty of seeing her occasionally..and all i ever get is ...Hi Tim! LOL
I say Hi Jan..and walk on...
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Timm, you definitely know what I meant by "some kind of crzazy you don't want to mess with" LOL AND she drove the bitchin' El Camino. Classic.
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Pianoman...was it an ElComino that was stolen? Couldnt have been the same girl..lol
Timmay
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So yeah, mine isn't really just one date, but 2 of them. So 3 years ago a friend of mine told me that she had a friend that really wants to meet me. She had told the friend a lot about me and so after I she tells me about her and shows me a picture, I thought this was too good to be true.
So I call her and the next night we went out. I took her to this nice fancy restaurant on the top of a 10 story building that overlooks the river, marina and base of lake Huron. Classiest place in a small town. We are there for hours and it's great. Here I am thinking this girl is too good to be true. So I take her home and she tells me to call so we can do that again. Great! Two days later, I call and shesays that she doesn't feel like going out, but that I should go over and hang out with her. I get to her house and we go inside to some people playing poker having a few drinks. Kids running around playing, adults drinking having a good time. All is good right? So the next day I head out to do my groceries, and as I'm walking along with my cart I see her off in the distance with 3 young kids, the oldest of which was 6. I hear one of them start crying yelling 'but mommy I wanna go to the park!' Now, I have no problem with children, and in fact have dated women with children in the past and will do so again in the future. After I left the grocery store I call my friend who set us up and I start asking some more in depth questions. So this is what I find out: She is actually only 21 but the girl told me 24; 3 kids from 3 fathers, each of whom left her cause supposedly she was crazy.
So after hearing that, I give her a call and do the whole very nice polite easy let down. From what I gather she took it well, then a few days later I'm getting back home to my building from working all night and there she is walking by pushing a stroller on the sidewalk. She waves so I go over to say hello. We talk and she says to call sometime to 'just hang out.' I kind of stutter and mumble an 'ok whatever' and head inside. The next morning I'm getting in from work again, and there she is again, this time not so nice, she starts to yell and ask why I didn't call. I tell her I said things won't work and we can't see eachother then I head inside. After sleeping the day, I wake up to see both my cell and home phone have about a dozen calls each, all from the same number, HERS! I call her and again tell her that I don't want to see her anymore and to please stop calling me. Two hours later I go to leave to shoot some pool with some friends, and she's in the parking lot of the building sitting on the bench and she again freaks out on me. I tell her to leave me alone and jump in my truck and tear off out of there. That continued every day for a week until I finally went up to her one day, on my way out to work, in full uniform and flipped! I told her that she is stalking me and I'm getting tired of it and will arrest her and get a restraining order if I ever see her near my building again.
All is quiet for 3 days then she shows up again and the calls start again. So, one restraining order and a few hundred in legal fees later, I finally had my peace and quiet.
No more blind dates for this guy unless I do a very in depth background check!
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So yeah, mine isn't really just one date, but 2 of them. So 3 years ago a friend of mine told me that she had a friend that really wants to meet me. She had told the friend a lot about me and so after I she tells me about her and shows me a picture, I thought this was too good to be true.
So I call her and the next night we went out. I took her to this nice fancy restaurant on the top of a 10 story building that overlooks the river, marina and base of lake Huron. Classiest place in a small town. We are there for hours and it's great. Here I am thinking this girl is too good to be true. So I take her home and she tells me to call so we can do that again. Great! Two days later, I call and shesays that she doesn't feel like going out, but that I should go over and hang out with her. I get to her house and we go inside to some people playing poker having a few drinks. Kids running around playing, adults drinking having a good time. All is good right? So the next day I head out to do my groceries, and as I'm walking along with my cart I see her off in the distance with 3 young kids, the oldest of which was 6. I hear one of them start crying yelling 'but mommy I wanna go to the park!' Now, I have no problem with children, and in fact have dated women with children in the past and will do so again in the future. After I left the grocery store I call my friend who set us up and I start asking some more in depth questions. So this is what I find out: She is actually only 21 but the girl told me 24; 3 kids from 3 fathers, each of whom left her cause supposedly she was crazy.
So after hearing that, I give her a call and do the whole very nice polite easy let down. From what I gather she took it well, then a few days later I'm getting back home to my building from working all night and there she is walking by pushing a stroller on the sidewalk. She waves so I go over to say hello. We talk and she says to call sometime to 'just hang out.' I kind of stutter and mumble an 'ok whatever' and head inside. The next morning I'm getting in from work again, and there she is again, this time not so nice, she starts to yell and ask why I didn't call. I tell her I said things won't work and we can't see eachother then I head inside. After sleeping the day, I wake up to see both my cell and home phone have about a dozen calls each, all from the same number, HERS! I call her and again tell her that I don't want to see her anymore and to please stop calling me. Two hours later I go to leave to shoot some pool with some friends, and she's in the parking lot of the building sitting on the bench and she again freaks out on me. I tell her to leave me alone and jump in my truck and tear off out of there. That continued every day for a week until I finally went up to her one day, on my way out to work, in full uniform and flipped! I told her that she is stalking me and I'm getting tired of it and will arrest her and get a restraining order if I ever see her near my building again.
All is quiet for 3 days then she shows up again and the calls start again. So, one restraining order and a few hundred in legal fees later, I finally had my peace and quiet.
No more blind dates for this guy unless I do a very in depth background check!
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'THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE ELCAMINO CHICK' LOL Timmay