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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: JDog on January 27, 2008, 04:18:14 PM

Title: Winners need hair?!
Post by: JDog on January 27, 2008, 04:18:14 PM

I came across this ridiculous post while amusing myself on a "hair loss solutions" blog. What do you guys think of this??


Winners need hair!
After England’s defeat against Croatia last Wednesday, Steve McClaren faced a lot of criticism resulting in his dismissal.

There has been plenty of speculation about McClaren’s management style, but here at AHS we have got our own ideas about McClaren’s problem.

Since McClaren took on the role as England manager, his hair receded as dramatically as England’s qualification chances.

By contrast the managers of Germany, Holland and Italy, Joachim Loew, Marco Van Basten and Roberto Donadoni, who all have a fine head of hair, comfortably steered their teams to the European Championship. Here at AHS we wondered if there is a link between receding hairlines and a team’s performance.

Perhaps, a fuller hair of head is exactly what Steve McClaren needed. We decided to have a bit of fun and give McClaren a Shane Warne make over and look at the results!

Warnie went from strength to strength after he got the AHS treatment. It’s a winning style. If McClaren wants to see us, we’ll give him the strength of Samson, ensuring he can bounce back to winning ways.

Title: Re: Winners need hair?!
Post by: Alexander215 on January 27, 2008, 08:42:34 PM

Man have full lustrous hair = confidence
Man start lose hair, man feel sad = lack of confidence
Man lose hair by fire or blade = man either dead, or have confidence.

-Cave man

Title: Re: Winners need hair?!
Post by: champ007 on January 27, 2008, 09:01:13 PM

Only if they plug his ass for the implants may he have the strength (and smell) of Samson!
Then he can become Steve McClaren Marley  p!m*

Title: Re: Winners need hair?!
Post by: Phil Man on January 27, 2008, 09:14:26 PM

These dolts never mentioned anything about bald men being successful when Luiz Felipe Scolari won the world cup with Brazil and took Portugal in the finals of Euro 2004.

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsimg.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F41779000%2Fjpg%2F_41779224_scolari416.jpg&hash=2f5617df5b7a637e554e1dab0d5b76c70ab1149c)

Title: Re: Winners need hair?!
Post by: Marz on January 28, 2008, 10:38:03 AM

I guess some people can make even the most remote, distorted connections work in their mind. This is a perfect example of the irrational thinking of insecure people.

Title: Re: Winners need hair?!
Post by: bonanza50 on January 29, 2008, 01:59:05 PM

And we all know who this chap is, nuf said.

http://es.soccerway.com/photo.php?type=original&id=11689820460&x=250