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Title: FAVORITE quotes....
Post by: warhawk on January 24, 2008, 04:35:55 AM
hello fellow chrome domes...just wondering...what's one of your favorite quotes that U would like 2 share with us.  i'll start:  this is one of my favorites (not sure who was the originator)... "tough times don't last but tough people do".

so...how 'bout U?  i gave U one of mine.  what's one of your favorite quotes?  thanks in advance 4 sharing with us.  we should have some good ones. O0

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: PBurke on January 24, 2008, 06:54:13 AM
one of the oldest friends i have used this one on myspace. i borrowed it for my avatar here

"People don't fail, they give up."thanks T-NAG
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Post by: Timmay on January 24, 2008, 07:21:13 AM
Here are a few i have ran across several times....
Mark Twain...Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company!

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
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Post by: Paul on January 24, 2008, 07:53:52 AM
Quote from a Marine General in the Korean War.  "Retreat hell, we are just advancing in a different direction."
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Post by: schro on January 24, 2008, 07:54:52 AM
Confuscius once said, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot".
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Post by: Marz on January 24, 2008, 09:56:16 AM
I have two that I can think of at the moment;

"Work as if you have no money. Love as if you have never been hurt. Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. And live everyday as if it were your last"

-Anonymous


"The sin is not to fall, the sin is not to get up"

-Wayne Newton
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on January 24, 2008, 10:19:59 AM
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch!

               W.C.Fields
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Post by: Tyler on January 24, 2008, 11:58:24 AM
Smile, you'll live longer!

- Anon
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Post by: schro on January 24, 2008, 12:16:25 PM
"A firm grasp of the obvious is good".
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Post by: Kyfho on January 24, 2008, 12:27:15 PM
"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
-Vladimir Nabokov

"A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled."
-(the unfortunately named) Sir Barnett Cocks

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-Douglas Adams
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Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 24, 2008, 12:28:29 PM
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
Churchill, in response, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
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Post by: PigPen on January 24, 2008, 12:41:15 PM
Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.-George S Patton
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Post by: Paul on January 24, 2008, 01:21:16 PM
Harry Truman:  "The buck stops here"

FDR:  "We have nothing to fear but fear itself"
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Post by: Timmay on January 24, 2008, 01:32:49 PM
"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'"
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Post by: Deadbob on January 24, 2008, 01:34:30 PM
There are a few I've heard, but the only on that pop's to mind is this:

"Pair up in Three's"
-Yogi Berra
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Post by: Kyfho on January 24, 2008, 02:17:56 PM
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
-Arthur C. Clarke
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Post by: JDog on January 24, 2008, 02:19:00 PM
Another fine Yogi Berra quote

"Half the lies they tell about me arent true"

My favorite quote of all time is below my post by famed hispanic poet and author Luis J.Rodriguez.

"Of all the human emotions,Self-Pity is the most dangerous and destructive"
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Post by: Marz on January 24, 2008, 02:30:42 PM
"Common Sense just isn't common" - unknown

"Everyone is ignorant, but on different issues."  - Will Rogers



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Post by: Jim80 on January 24, 2008, 09:01:34 PM
i believe this is from FDR "It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog"
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Post by: Stu on January 24, 2008, 09:49:49 PM
"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
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Post by: dinosaur on January 24, 2008, 10:00:24 PM
"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake" - chessmaster savielly tartakower
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Post by: PORKY on January 24, 2008, 10:12:17 PM
CONFUSED MAN SAY...  Man who sit on big block ice... ALWAYS have cool stool  :*))
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Post by: Sooner Steve on January 25, 2008, 08:16:14 AM
"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?"  June Cleaver.
 :*)) :*))  (I know - it's junior high humor but admit it - you laughed didn't you?   O0
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Post by: PigPen on January 25, 2008, 08:17:30 AM
Yeah, I laughed.....it's still funny dammit
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Post by: schro on January 25, 2008, 08:20:36 AM
"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

Oh, good one!
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Post by: PBurke on January 25, 2008, 08:35:28 AM
CARPE DIEM
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Post by: andrew on January 25, 2008, 08:39:44 AM
[fill in a name] is so busy doing nothing he/she doesn't have time for anything.
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Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 25, 2008, 08:54:35 AM
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill, "Mr Churchill, you are drunk!"
Winston, "And you lady are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning!"
Title: Re: FAVORITE quotes....
Post by: BaldBen on January 25, 2008, 09:54:48 AM
Alfred Hitchcock said, "There's nothing scarier than a clown after midnight".
A British survey quizzed a group of children between the ages of 4 and 12 and found that every single child found clowns to be scary.
Aren't most clowns bald? I don't consider myself to be scary, not even after midnight. 

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Post by: SlickEric on January 25, 2008, 10:33:21 AM
Alfred Hitchcock said, "There's nothing scarier than a clown after midnight".
 Aren't most clowns bald? I don't consider myself to be scary, not even after midnight. 
Ben, are you saying that most bald guys are clowns?  :Xo!
I take offense to that.  :x!
There may be some clowns here, but I am certainly NOT a clown.
My friends have been calling me Casper this winter due to my pale pate, but he's a ghost, not a clown!  @c3






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Post by: GASlick on January 25, 2008, 01:11:24 PM
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
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Post by: Paul on January 25, 2008, 01:17:46 PM
"Roadtrip!!!!!!!!"

"Toga, toga, toga!!"
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Post by: baldken on January 25, 2008, 02:51:11 PM
Historical person
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself  FDR
Movie
We're on a mission from God  Elwood Blue/Blues Brothers
Quote from the parents
Because I said so
Quote I (unsucessfully) refuse to use on my kids
Because I said so
Title: Re: FAVORITE quotes....
Post by: PBurke on January 25, 2008, 05:30:14 PM
" LEMME INTRODUCE YOU TO MA LEEL FRIN."
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Post by: Tyler on January 26, 2008, 12:27:54 AM
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. - Bill Gates

Here's your sign - Bill Engvall
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Post by: frostillicus123 on January 26, 2008, 05:51:06 AM
I once used a line that my friends will never let me forget.

"I didn't bring you home to cuddle"

other than that i don't have any quotes that come to mind.
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Post by: Robmeister on January 26, 2008, 09:40:13 AM
"Envy mourns when someone is celebrating........and celebrates when someone is mourning"
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Post by: Uncle Fester on January 26, 2008, 10:13:14 AM
"What doesn't kill me makes me stronger"
-Conan the Barbarian
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Post by: Tucker-54 on January 26, 2008, 11:19:37 AM
Oh....I'm full of these


"MASTERING OTHERS IS STRENGTH, MASTERING YOURSELF MAKES YOU FEARLESS" -LAO TZU


"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel


"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.-mark twain"


"Everything will be okay in the end, if its not okay, its not the end"  - Unknown


"Let Every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to ensure the survival and the success of liberty"  John F. Kennedy


"Continuous effort is the key to unlocking our potential." -Winston Churchill


"Strength- The process of directing one's scattered forces into one powerful channel."


I Think thats all I have.......for now!!! hahahah


-TheTucker

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Post by: Robmeister on January 26, 2008, 01:00:06 PM
One of my all-time favorites:

"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Post by: Tyler on January 26, 2008, 01:54:43 PM
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. - Dean Vernon Wormer

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! - Bluto

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Post by: PORKY on January 26, 2008, 10:43:04 PM
SON, I say SON....  love and marriage were made in heaven ... BUT so were thunder n lighting    Marrige is a instution to which one Should be commited , but so is an Asylum... and there alot of similarites
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Post by: PBurke on January 27, 2008, 06:20:22 AM
"you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"
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Post by: Vash on January 27, 2008, 06:59:17 AM
"I don't like Ass kissers, flag wavers, or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn kids, 'Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, "There is no "i" in team". What you should tell them is, "Maybe not. But there IS an "I" in independence, individuality and intergrity"". - George Carlin

"I learned in Korea that I would never again, in my life, abdicate to somebody else, my right and my ability to decide who the enemy is". - Bruce "Utah" Phillips

"Anarchy is not a noun, but an adjective. It describes the tension between moral autonomy and political authority" - Bruce "Utah" Phillips

"Laws, the good people don't need 'em and the bad people don't obey 'em, so what good are they?"-Amon Hannesy

"An anarchist is anyone who doesn't need a cop to tell him what to do" - Amon Hannesy

"Loyalty to the country, always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it". - Mark Twain
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Post by: frostillicus123 on January 27, 2008, 07:04:21 AM
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and it looks like i'm all out of bubble gum. - rowdy roddy pipper
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Post by: Paul on January 27, 2008, 08:26:48 AM
"Go ahead...make my day"  Clint Eastwood

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" Micheal Corleone, The Godfather
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Post by: Uncle Fester on January 27, 2008, 08:38:34 AM
"Sounds like you had a real hard life...good thing it's over."

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin - The Condemned (a fellow SBG, by the way)
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Post by: PORKY on January 27, 2008, 09:06:52 PM
WELL...  the road to hell was paved with "GOOD INTENTIONS".... unknown    You can go to hell for what you THINK just as well as what you SAY , so you might as well SAY it ... momz   and "they can throw ya in the pen with the pigs , but they CANT make ya waller with 'em , THATS up to you !"... gramps
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Post by: Timmay on January 27, 2008, 09:13:51 PM
"There are three types of people in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence." -Dr. Laura Schlessinger
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Post by: warhawk on January 27, 2008, 11:00:38 PM
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! ------michael buffer

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: SLYinKC on January 28, 2008, 06:10:12 AM
Don't be afraid to take a big step.  You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps  - David Lloyd George
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Post by: champ007 on January 28, 2008, 08:40:09 PM
I actually have a shirt that I wear to the bar
"drink till you want me"

And lets not forget--Timmj this is for you... "Where's the beef?"
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Post by: PORKY on January 29, 2008, 12:33:40 AM
WELL... maybe this is more of an observation than a QUOTE, but  All people fall into 1 of four types .. group 1 is the "lambs'  that always need somebody watchimg over them group 2 is the "shepherds' the ones that are usually watching out for the lil guyz in life  then ya got group 3..  the WOLVES   the ones that are ALWAYS looking for a "lamb" to take advantage of physically or financially , and LAST ... is the LAMB CHOPS the guys that are always gettin "eaten" by a wolf !  no this ISNT a modern day EASOP's fable
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Post by: Cameron on January 29, 2008, 08:36:37 AM
"Be sure don't let people's telling you, you are [admirable], puff you up; for you did not make yourself, and so can have no praise due to you for it." --The early English novel Pamela, Or Virtue Rewarded
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Post by: Timmay on January 29, 2008, 12:01:06 PM
I actually have a shirt that I wear to the bar
"drink till you want me"

And lets not forget--Timmj this is for you... "Where's the beef?"


I got your BEEF right here BAAAAAAAAABBYYYYYYYYY!

LOL
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Post by: bonanza50 on January 29, 2008, 01:53:02 PM
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."

Albert Einstien.
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Post by: warhawk on February 01, 2008, 05:53:55 PM
u don't stop playing because u grow old.  u grow old because u stop playing.  ( one of my favorite quotes but unsure of the orgin).

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: JDog on February 01, 2008, 08:30:39 PM
"As a blood red sun set on Echo Park, her blonde hair was shining"-Luis J. Rodriguez from his poems entitled "Concrete River"


Anyone who has been to L.A will know the unique phenemon where the setting sun reflects off the smog and paints LA in a thick reddish hue
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Post by: Adam on February 01, 2008, 09:10:11 PM
'Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... don't mind... And those that mind... don't matter.'   - Unknown


"I never trust a man that doesn't drink."  -John Wayne

"Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway."  -John Wayne

"I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please."  - John Wayne

"We must always look to the future. Tomorrow - the time that gives a man just one more chance - is one of the many things that I feel are wonderful in life. So's a good horse under you. Or the only campfire for miles around. Or a quiet night and a nice soft hunk of ground to sleep on. A mother meeting her first-born. The sound of a kid calling you dad for the first time. There's a lot of things great about life. But I think tomorrow is the most important thing. Comes in to us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday"  -John Wayne

I see there is a pattern here.  But hey, who doesn't love the Duke?!










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Post by: Mikekoz13 on February 02, 2008, 02:33:29 PM
Adam-

          My good friend is big John Wayne guy and his favorite Duke quote is:

                     "That's horse sh*t Mister!"


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Post by: bonanza50 on February 02, 2008, 04:50:24 PM
"We must always look to the future. Tomorrow - the time that gives a man just one more chance - is one of the many things that I feel are wonderful in life. So's a good horse under you. Or the only campfire for miles around. Or a quiet night and a nice soft hunk of ground to sleep on. A mother meeting her first-born. The sound of a kid calling you dad for the first time. There's a lot of things great about life. But I think tomorrow is the most important thing. Comes in to us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday"  -John Wayne"

I love this one.

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Post by: Cam on February 05, 2008, 12:02:57 AM
Not so much of a quote, but some lyrics that are my favs:

Kill the man, become the monster.

If I'm a danger to myself, just think what I could do to you.

---One of my all time favs:

The honey tastes sweeter when you anger the bees.

that's just a few... very few.
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Post by: Sgt. Pate on February 05, 2008, 11:04:07 AM
"Be polite. Be professional. But... have a plan to kill everyone you meet." - USMC Rules of Engagement


I've gotta get myself some better quotes!  :*))
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Post by: PigPen on February 05, 2008, 11:39:27 AM
I like that one pretty well Sarge
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Post by: Sooner Steve on February 05, 2008, 01:02:13 PM

From the Movie Bull Durham:

Annie:  "Well, Crash, just what do you believe in?"

Crash:  " Well I believe in the cock, the soul, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self indulgent overrated crap; I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone; I believe that there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter; I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, open your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kesses that last three days."

Annie:  "OH MY!"

Watched that moving this morning on Classic Movie @ 2:30.   What a classic sports movie!!!!   O0 O0 O0
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Post by: Bald_Okie on February 05, 2008, 01:47:13 PM
Sometimes low self esteem is nothing but good common sense.
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Post by: BaldRob on February 05, 2008, 02:03:58 PM

From the Movie Bull Durham:

Annie:  "Well, Crash, just what do you believe in?"

Crash:  " Well I believe in the cock, the soul, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self indulgent overrated crap; I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone; I believe that there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter; I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, open your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kesses that last three days."

Annie:  "OH MY!"

Watched that moving this morning on Classic Movie @ 2:30.   What a classic sports movie!!!!   O0 O0 O0

Awesome movie and one of the great movie quotes of all time!!

Another favorite of mine is...

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' *** body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."
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Post by: Tyler on February 05, 2008, 06:53:16 PM
You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it? - Tommy Boy
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Post by: Tom McGarry. on February 05, 2008, 07:34:18 PM
You'd be NAKED, HOMELESS & HUNGRY if it were not for Truckers!!
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Post by: warhawk on February 05, 2008, 11:29:58 PM
better out than in!!!

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: hammerdrill376 on October 16, 2008, 06:17:36 PM
New favorite quote...

"Its time to face the hole."  from Hole in the Wall game show on Fox
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Post by: THier on October 17, 2008, 03:32:05 AM
Confuscius once said, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot".

Since neither of us can spell confuscius,, " Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary"

and

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage, Mythbusters


Tom
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Post by: buddha on October 18, 2008, 06:37:21 AM
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking." H. L. Mencken :popo
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Post by: IRONHORSE on October 18, 2008, 12:40:42 PM
From "The Devil's Rejects" Otis Driftwood -

"Boy, the next words out of our mouth better be some brilliant f****** Mark Twain sh**, because they're definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."
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Post by: Brkeatr on October 18, 2008, 12:41:27 PM
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains ,because the average man can see better than he can think....
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Post by: Tom McGarry. on October 18, 2008, 12:44:24 PM
Confuscius say:    Seven Day Honeymoon Make Whole Weak!!!! :*))
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Post by: slyzed_t on October 18, 2008, 12:46:10 PM
When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True Story! (Barney Stinson - How i met your mother)

Best show out there...   ;D
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Post by: SBG Math Guy on October 18, 2008, 03:42:40 PM
Time heals EVERYTHING.

Experience is the best teacher.
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Post by: hammerdrill376 on October 18, 2008, 03:47:33 PM
"Hey ya'll...watch this!!"

Famous LAST words of a number of southern rednecks!
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Post by: hammerdrill376 on October 18, 2008, 03:58:56 PM
Several thought provoking quotes

"A day without sunshine is like night."

"Inside every old person is a younger person who wonders......what the hell happend?"

"If you think no one gives a damn about you...just miss a couple of payments"

"42.7% of statistics are made on the spot."

"Life isn't a box of chocolates. Its a jar of jalepeno's. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!"

Larry the Cable Guy 
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Post by: buuckkweet on October 18, 2008, 05:36:40 PM
 "no good deed goes unpunished" original author unknown.
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Post by: PowerOfCheese on October 18, 2008, 06:45:15 PM
"Hold my beer, I wanna try sumfin"