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Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: warhawk on January 24, 2008, 04:35:55 AM
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hello fellow chrome domes...just wondering...what's one of your favorite quotes that U would like 2 share with us. i'll start: this is one of my favorites (not sure who was the originator)... "tough times don't last but tough people do".
so...how 'bout U? i gave U one of mine. what's one of your favorite quotes? thanks in advance 4 sharing with us. we should have some good ones. O0
WARHAWK O0
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one of the oldest friends i have used this one on myspace. i borrowed it for my avatar here
"People don't fail, they give up."thanks T-NAG
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Here are a few i have ran across several times....
Mark Twain...Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company!
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
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Quote from a Marine General in the Korean War. "Retreat hell, we are just advancing in a different direction."
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Confuscius once said, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot".
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I have two that I can think of at the moment;
"Work as if you have no money. Love as if you have never been hurt. Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. And live everyday as if it were your last"
-Anonymous
"The sin is not to fall, the sin is not to get up"
-Wayne Newton
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What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch!
W.C.Fields
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Smile, you'll live longer!
- Anon
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"A firm grasp of the obvious is good".
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"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
-Vladimir Nabokov
"A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled."
-(the unfortunately named) Sir Barnett Cocks
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-Douglas Adams
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Lady Astor to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
Churchill, in response, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
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Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.-George S Patton
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Harry Truman: "The buck stops here"
FDR: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself"
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"I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'"
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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There are a few I've heard, but the only on that pop's to mind is this:
"Pair up in Three's"
-Yogi Berra
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“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
-Arthur C. Clarke
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Another fine Yogi Berra quote
"Half the lies they tell about me arent true"
My favorite quote of all time is below my post by famed hispanic poet and author Luis J.Rodriguez.
"Of all the human emotions,Self-Pity is the most dangerous and destructive"
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"Common Sense just isn't common" - unknown
"Everyone is ignorant, but on different issues." - Will Rogers
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i believe this is from FDR "It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog"
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"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
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"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake" - chessmaster savielly tartakower
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CONFUSED MAN SAY... Man who sit on big block ice... ALWAYS have cool stool :*))
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"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?" June Cleaver.
:*)) :*)) (I know - it's junior high humor but admit it - you laughed didn't you? O0
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Yeah, I laughed.....it's still funny dammit
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"Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
Oh, good one!
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CARPE DIEM
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[fill in a name] is so busy doing nothing he/she doesn't have time for anything.
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Lady Astor to Winston Churchill, "Mr Churchill, you are drunk!"
Winston, "And you lady are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning!"
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Alfred Hitchcock said, "There's nothing scarier than a clown after midnight".
A British survey quizzed a group of children between the ages of 4 and 12 and found that every single child found clowns to be scary.
Aren't most clowns bald? I don't consider myself to be scary, not even after midnight.
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Alfred Hitchcock said, "There's nothing scarier than a clown after midnight".
Aren't most clowns bald? I don't consider myself to be scary, not even after midnight.
Ben, are you saying that most bald guys are clowns? :Xo!
I take offense to that. :x!
There may be some clowns here, but I am certainly NOT a clown.
My friends have been calling me Casper this winter due to my pale pate, but he's a ghost, not a clown! @c3
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"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
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"Roadtrip!!!!!!!!"
"Toga, toga, toga!!"
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Historical person
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself FDR
Movie
We're on a mission from God Elwood Blue/Blues Brothers
Quote from the parents
Because I said so
Quote I (unsucessfully) refuse to use on my kids
Because I said so
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" LEMME INTRODUCE YOU TO MA LEEL FRIN."
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Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. - Bill Gates
Here's your sign - Bill Engvall
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I once used a line that my friends will never let me forget.
"I didn't bring you home to cuddle"
other than that i don't have any quotes that come to mind.
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"Envy mourns when someone is celebrating........and celebrates when someone is mourning"
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"What doesn't kill me makes me stronger"
-Conan the Barbarian
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Oh....I'm full of these
"MASTERING OTHERS IS STRENGTH, MASTERING YOURSELF MAKES YOU FEARLESS" -LAO TZU
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.-mark twain"
"Everything will be okay in the end, if its not okay, its not the end" - Unknown
"Let Every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to ensure the survival and the success of liberty" John F. Kennedy
"Continuous effort is the key to unlocking our potential." -Winston Churchill
"Strength- The process of directing one's scattered forces into one powerful channel."
I Think thats all I have.......for now!!! hahahah
-TheTucker
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One of my all-time favorites:
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. - Dean Vernon Wormer
Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! - Bluto
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SON, I say SON.... love and marriage were made in heaven ... BUT so were thunder n lighting Marrige is a instution to which one Should be commited , but so is an Asylum... and there alot of similarites
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"you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?"
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"I don't like Ass kissers, flag wavers, or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn kids, 'Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, "There is no "i" in team". What you should tell them is, "Maybe not. But there IS an "I" in independence, individuality and intergrity"". - George Carlin
"I learned in Korea that I would never again, in my life, abdicate to somebody else, my right and my ability to decide who the enemy is". - Bruce "Utah" Phillips
"Anarchy is not a noun, but an adjective. It describes the tension between moral autonomy and political authority" - Bruce "Utah" Phillips
"Laws, the good people don't need 'em and the bad people don't obey 'em, so what good are they?"-Amon Hannesy
"An anarchist is anyone who doesn't need a cop to tell him what to do" - Amon Hannesy
"Loyalty to the country, always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it". - Mark Twain
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I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and it looks like i'm all out of bubble gum. - rowdy roddy pipper
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"Go ahead...make my day" Clint Eastwood
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" Micheal Corleone, The Godfather
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"Sounds like you had a real hard life...good thing it's over."
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin - The Condemned (a fellow SBG, by the way)
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WELL... the road to hell was paved with "GOOD INTENTIONS".... unknown You can go to hell for what you THINK just as well as what you SAY , so you might as well SAY it ... momz and "they can throw ya in the pen with the pigs , but they CANT make ya waller with 'em , THATS up to you !"... gramps
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"There are three types of people in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence." -Dr. Laura Schlessinger
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LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!! ------michael buffer
WARHAWK O0
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Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps - David Lloyd George
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I actually have a shirt that I wear to the bar
"drink till you want me"
And lets not forget--Timmj this is for you... "Where's the beef?"
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WELL... maybe this is more of an observation than a QUOTE, but All people fall into 1 of four types .. group 1 is the "lambs' that always need somebody watchimg over them group 2 is the "shepherds' the ones that are usually watching out for the lil guyz in life then ya got group 3.. the WOLVES the ones that are ALWAYS looking for a "lamb" to take advantage of physically or financially , and LAST ... is the LAMB CHOPS the guys that are always gettin "eaten" by a wolf ! no this ISNT a modern day EASOP's fable
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"Be sure don't let people's telling you, you are [admirable], puff you up; for you did not make yourself, and so can have no praise due to you for it." --The early English novel Pamela, Or Virtue Rewarded
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I actually have a shirt that I wear to the bar
"drink till you want me"
And lets not forget--Timmj this is for you... "Where's the beef?"
I got your BEEF right here BAAAAAAAAABBYYYYYYYYY!
LOL
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"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
Albert Einstien.
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u don't stop playing because u grow old. u grow old because u stop playing. ( one of my favorite quotes but unsure of the orgin).
WARHAWK O0
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"As a blood red sun set on Echo Park, her blonde hair was shining"-Luis J. Rodriguez from his poems entitled "Concrete River"
Anyone who has been to L.A will know the unique phenemon where the setting sun reflects off the smog and paints LA in a thick reddish hue
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'Be who you are and say what you feel... Because those that matter... don't mind... And those that mind... don't matter.' - Unknown
"I never trust a man that doesn't drink." -John Wayne
"Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." -John Wayne
"I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please." - John Wayne
"We must always look to the future. Tomorrow - the time that gives a man just one more chance - is one of the many things that I feel are wonderful in life. So's a good horse under you. Or the only campfire for miles around. Or a quiet night and a nice soft hunk of ground to sleep on. A mother meeting her first-born. The sound of a kid calling you dad for the first time. There's a lot of things great about life. But I think tomorrow is the most important thing. Comes in to us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday" -John Wayne
I see there is a pattern here. But hey, who doesn't love the Duke?!
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My good friend is big John Wayne guy and his favorite Duke quote is:
"That's horse sh*t Mister!"
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"We must always look to the future. Tomorrow - the time that gives a man just one more chance - is one of the many things that I feel are wonderful in life. So's a good horse under you. Or the only campfire for miles around. Or a quiet night and a nice soft hunk of ground to sleep on. A mother meeting her first-born. The sound of a kid calling you dad for the first time. There's a lot of things great about life. But I think tomorrow is the most important thing. Comes in to us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday" -John Wayne"
I love this one.
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Not so much of a quote, but some lyrics that are my favs:
Kill the man, become the monster.
If I'm a danger to myself, just think what I could do to you.
---One of my all time favs:
The honey tastes sweeter when you anger the bees.
that's just a few... very few.
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"Be polite. Be professional. But... have a plan to kill everyone you meet." - USMC Rules of Engagement
I've gotta get myself some better quotes! :*))
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I like that one pretty well Sarge
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From the Movie Bull Durham:
Annie: "Well, Crash, just what do you believe in?"
Crash: " Well I believe in the cock, the soul, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self indulgent overrated crap; I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone; I believe that there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter; I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, open your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kesses that last three days."
Annie: "OH MY!"
Watched that moving this morning on Classic Movie @ 2:30. What a classic sports movie!!!! O0 O0 O0
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Sometimes low self esteem is nothing but good common sense.
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From the Movie Bull Durham:
Annie: "Well, Crash, just what do you believe in?"
Crash: " Well I believe in the cock, the soul, the pu$$y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self indulgent overrated crap; I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone; I believe that there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter; I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, open your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kesses that last three days."
Annie: "OH MY!"
Watched that moving this morning on Classic Movie @ 2:30. What a classic sports movie!!!! O0 O0 O0
Awesome movie and one of the great movie quotes of all time!!
Another favorite of mine is...
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' *** body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."
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You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it? - Tommy Boy
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You'd be NAKED, HOMELESS & HUNGRY if it were not for Truckers!!
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better out than in!!!
WARHAWK O0
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New favorite quote...
"Its time to face the hole." from Hole in the Wall game show on Fox
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Confuscius once said, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot".
Since neither of us can spell confuscius,, " Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary"
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage, Mythbusters
Tom
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"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking." H. L. Mencken :popo
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From "The Devil's Rejects" Otis Driftwood -
"Boy, the next words out of our mouth better be some brilliant f****** Mark Twain sh**, because they're definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains ,because the average man can see better than he can think....
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Confuscius say: Seven Day Honeymoon Make Whole Weak!!!! :*))
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When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead. True Story! (Barney Stinson - How i met your mother)
Best show out there... ;D
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Time heals EVERYTHING.
Experience is the best teacher.
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"Hey ya'll...watch this!!"
Famous LAST words of a number of southern rednecks!
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Several thought provoking quotes
"A day without sunshine is like night."
"Inside every old person is a younger person who wonders......what the hell happend?"
"If you think no one gives a damn about you...just miss a couple of payments"
"42.7% of statistics are made on the spot."
"Life isn't a box of chocolates. Its a jar of jalepeno's. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow!!"
Larry the Cable Guy
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"no good deed goes unpunished" original author unknown.
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"Hold my beer, I wanna try sumfin"