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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on January 20, 2008, 09:40:45 PM

Title: Killer jigsaw puzzle
Post by: frostillicus123 on January 20, 2008, 09:40:45 PM

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . . . . . ... .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

Title: Re: Killer jigsaw puzzle
Post by: PigPen on January 23, 2008, 08:13:58 AM

That's frickin hilarious

Title: Re: Killer jigsaw puzzle
Post by: Paul on January 23, 2008, 08:36:09 AM

 :*)) :*))  One of your best frosty.

Title: Re: Killer jigsaw puzzle
Post by: SLYinKC on January 23, 2008, 11:15:41 AM

That was great.  I have to find a blonde to tell it to.   :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Killer jigsaw puzzle
Post by: wpruitt on January 23, 2008, 09:15:04 PM

I think I used to date her!!!

Title: Re: Killer jigsaw puzzle
Post by: warhawk on January 23, 2008, 11:29:22 PM

HILARIOUS....good one...frost. :*)) :*)) :*)) O0

WARHAWK O0