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Title: Well, I never!
Post by: Razor X on January 17, 2008, 09:15:07 PM
At one time or another, we've all surprised people by revealing that we haven't seen/done/heard something that virtually everybody else has -- a food we've never tasted, a movie we've never seen, a song we've never heard, etc .

Here are a couple of mine:

1.  I've never eaten a Pop Tart
2.  I've never been to Florida

What are some of yours?  (don't get too personal ... some things we just don't wanna know about!!   ^-^ ^-^ )
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: wpruitt on January 17, 2008, 09:18:29 PM
1.  I have published a book of family history
2.  I want to take a voyage on a freight steamer
3.  I am addicted to trains and love to get caught at RR crossings
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 09:25:33 PM
1.I have never had a lemon in my iced tea
2.  I have never played football
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Razor X on January 17, 2008, 09:35:43 PM

1.I have never had a lemon in my iced tea


That must have taken some effort.  Lemon usually comes with it in a restaurant.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 09:44:04 PM
I always request it not to be in the rim of the glass....Sweet Tea..No lemon please
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Nick912 on January 17, 2008, 09:51:43 PM
Awesome topic!

1. I have never been on a roller coaster
2. I have never shot an animal
3. I have never been in a fist fight
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 10:22:18 PM
i could say that about the last two myself....there Nickie.....but i did kill a duck one time with a rock.....I threw a rock really hard and fast...bout that time a Goose walks out from behind the building and PEGGGGGGGGGGGG right in the ol head....Goose dropped down instantly .....dead! LOL
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Tyler on January 17, 2008, 10:28:16 PM
I have never been on a cruise.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Cy on January 17, 2008, 10:45:25 PM
1. I have never listened to a whole song by Clay Aiken
2. I never finished Les Miserables (movie or book)
3. Never saw Crash, The Blair Witch Project, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, or any of those films where people tout "best movie ever."
4. Never finished the Star Wars trilogies without fast forwarding or sleeping through the light sabre battles.
5. I've never done Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" at a karaoke bar although someone's when I'm drunk....
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: PORKY on January 18, 2008, 12:06:44 AM
WELL... I've NEVER had se* with a a one eyed one legged Orange haired Pygmy midget, while chasing a grouping of UFO's in a Metallic green C130 flying over afghanastan , the 1 time it DID happen,we were in just a plain SILVER cessna
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Vash on January 18, 2008, 04:15:46 AM
I've never:

1. Jumped out of a perfectly good aircraft.
2. learned to swim.
3. Had an STD of any kind.
4. Been on a cruise
5. been to an organized "dance" (i.e. prom, etc.)

The list could go on, but thats what pops to mind right now... great thread  :*))
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: GASlick on January 18, 2008, 06:21:36 AM
I've never:

been out of the "lower 48"(not even Bahamas or Puerto Rico)

lived anywhere except Georgia

been away from home for more that 5 days

Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: SLYinKC on January 18, 2008, 06:49:06 AM
I've never watched any of the Star Wars movies.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Timmay on January 18, 2008, 06:50:24 AM
We need to get out a lil bit GAS....lol.........a whole world of opportunities out there.....man you are missing alot on life...

Rick....I only watched one Stars Wars Movie...thats when the very first one came out in theaters. 
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: SLYinKC on January 18, 2008, 06:54:09 AM
We need to get out a lil bit GAS....lol.........a whole world of opportunities out there.....man you are missing alot on life...

Rick....I only watched one Stars Wars Movie...thats when the very first one came out in theaters. 



These first came out when I was in high school and I had a good friend that was a Star Wars "geek".  Had the costumes and everything.  It will soon be 30 years since the first one came out and someday I'm gonna make myself sit through at least the original.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Timmay on January 18, 2008, 06:57:43 AM
What is it about Star Wars and KISS....everyone had the costumes....and there are even conventions for this stuff LOL
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: SLYinKC on January 18, 2008, 07:01:37 AM
What is it about Star Wars and KISS....everyone had the costumes....and there are even conventions for this stuff LOL



I used to work with a couple of middle-aged ladies that were Star Trek fans.  They would even make all of the conventions and could tell you all about what happened on what episode and blah blah blah........  It just seemed a little to weird for me. Maybe this is a good topic for another thread.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Timmay on January 18, 2008, 07:08:57 AM
So did I Rick...lol.  These two ladies worked for me at the grocery store.....i think they were partners...even though they denied it...but anyways...they were just way too weird for me.  They made all teh conventions and stuff.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: theebaldguy on January 18, 2008, 09:17:09 AM
1. I've never been on an airplane.

2. I've never seen a tornado in real life.

3. I've never been to Finland, even though I'm half Finnish. :-[

4. I've never driven a car.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: RodgerDodger on January 18, 2008, 09:24:15 AM
1.  I've never eaten a Pop Tart
2.  I've never been to Florida
RazorX, do you mean you haven't been to the happiest place on earth! ...
Disney World?  @c3
Must be some kind of Jersey Boys thing cause I've never had a Pop Tart, been to Fla. or Disney World.
Not that I haven't been invited to the land of the sun and the retired. All my senior neighbors have moved down to Fla. and have asked me to visit them. Don't think it would be much fun in Boca. I don't like humidity. When I retire I'm heading to the SouthWest... Arizona, New Mexico, or Las Vegas baby! Have to admit I've never been to Vegas. Never had the need to cause AC is less than an hour ride from my home.
I have never had a lemon in my iced tea
I've never had lemon "in" my iced tea, but it always comes "on" my iced tea.
The glass usually has lemon on the rim. All I do is toss to the side. No big deal.
1. I have never been on a roller coaster
2. I have never shot an animal
3. I have never been in a fist fight
1. I've never shot an animal, but one night I ran a deer off the road. The deer was ok, but there was a huge dent on the passenger side of my SUV.
2. As for roller coasters, I've never been on those metal looped jobs. I prefer  rickety wooden coasters. Jersey's Great Adventure has some of the best in the country. I'm sure RazorX will attest to that.
3. Can't say I've never been in a fist fight, but I've never been in a bar brawl.

Rodger, Over and Out O0
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Timmay on January 18, 2008, 09:54:54 AM
I dont even like to have the lemon ON THE RIM.....I always request not to have it
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: RodgerDodger on January 18, 2008, 10:18:26 AM
I dont even like to have the lemon ON THE RIM.....I always request not to have it
If you use a straw, you won't taste what was on the rim.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Nick912 on January 18, 2008, 11:00:54 AM
4. I've never driven a car.

Wha??? Huh???
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Timmay on January 18, 2008, 11:38:08 AM
I dont even like to have the lemon ON THE RIM.....I always request not to have it
If you use a straw, you won't taste what was on the rim.
but the juices will run down into the tea......no way jose.....keep it away from MY TEA!....


and baldguy...hey I am american and I spent a whole month in Helsinki one summer.  Best time I have ever had. 

No tornado...no car...no plane....Man you need to come live in the midwest for a spring and summer.  Nothing like getting the adrenaline flowing with a good tornado flying by.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Marz on January 18, 2008, 11:38:27 AM
I have never fathered a child (that I know of...)

I have never worn Birkenstock's (and never will)

I have never seen an episode of the Sopranos
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: GASlick on January 18, 2008, 12:27:46 PM
I HAVE seen a tornado - not something I want to repeat

Florida ain't all that. Blue Hairs and Buicks EVERYWHERE!  oh yeah, and RVs.

I've never eaten an oyster
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 18, 2008, 12:31:03 PM
I've never eaten an oyster

Yeh, mon ami, that's something you've got to fix REAL quick, a dozen raw, cold draft Abita.  Life, start living w/ Louisiana oysters.  Then you can pinch tail and suck heads on about three pounds of mudbugs.  Life is for the living.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: GASlick on January 18, 2008, 12:34:18 PM
I can pinch tails and suck heads if they are cooked.  I have tried LOTS of different foods and some I like, some I don't.  But oysters.......I just can not seem to get to down my throat!  Crakers, hot sauce, beer.....tried it all.  That damn thing WILL NOT slide down my throat!!!!!

My friends all make fun of me.  I have tried repeatedly.  LOL......Just seem to do it
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: warhawk on January 18, 2008, 01:07:52 PM
Florida ain't all that.
gaslick.... :x! :x! :x!  hey watch it.   :P 

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: warhawk on January 18, 2008, 01:09:26 PM
i've never been on a cruise.

i've never seen a whole episode of mash or the sopranos.

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 18, 2008, 01:35:31 PM
I can pinch tails and suck heads if they are cooked.  I have tried LOTS of different foods and some I like, some I don't.  But oysters.......I just can not seem to get to down my throat!  Crakers, hot sauce, beer.....tried it all.  That damn thing WILL NOT slide down my throat!!!!!

My friends all make fun of me.  I have tried repeatedly.  LOL......Just seem to do it

Don't feel bad, there's an expression I've heard many times & I don't know who said it first, but, "It was a brave man that ate the first raw oyster!"  A lot of "converts" generally become "initiated" when slightly inebriated or more, but then they become ravenous for this delicacy.  One day, GASlick, one day, you will become part of the slurping masses! Eat oysters, live and love longer!  Get a good buzz on and try it, as the song goes, "Last night I got loaded, on a bottle of gin, on a bottle of gin!" 
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: GASlick on January 18, 2008, 01:57:37 PM
No offense meant for the SLY Floridians!
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Rafter on January 18, 2008, 03:46:34 PM
Florida ain't all that. Blue Hairs and Buicks EVERYWHERE! 
I only buy American made autos. I've never driven imports. Never.
Are u saying that a Buick is an old folks' car?
Ever since GM discontinued it's Oldsmobile line, this "old" sly guy has been driving a Buick Enclave.

Last week the new Buick Riviera made it's debut at the Detroit Auto Show.
This is definitely NOT your grandfather's Buick!

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Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Marz on January 18, 2008, 04:25:08 PM
I can pinch tails and suck heads if they are cooked.  I have tried LOTS of different foods and some I like, some I don't.  But oysters.......I just can not seem to get to down my throat!  Crakers, hot sauce, beer.....tried it all.  That damn thing WILL NOT slide down my throat!!!!!

My friends all make fun of me.  I have tried repeatedly.  LOL......Just seem to do it

Don't feel bad, there's an expression I've heard many times & I don't know who said it first, but, "It was a brave man that ate the first raw oyster!"  A lot of "converts" generally become "initiated" when slightly inebriated or more, but then they become ravenous for this delicacy.  One day, GASlick, one day, you will become part of the slurping masses! Eat oysters, live and love longer!  Get a good buzz on and try it, as the song goes, "Last night I got loaded, on a bottle of gin, on a bottle of gin!" 

A bucket of beers and a few dozen oysters... a great way to spend a day.

 :@`
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: andrew on January 18, 2008, 04:38:41 PM
1. I've never fathered a son. (have 1 daughter)

2. I've never owned a street bike. (dirt only)

3. I've never been to Europe.

4. I've never flown since 9/11. (but I would... I think)
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: PBurke on January 18, 2008, 06:30:54 PM
never ridden in an ambulance.  and i don't do oysters.
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: BaldRob on January 18, 2008, 06:56:44 PM
I've never missed an episode of 24!
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Razor X on January 18, 2008, 07:20:47 PM


Rick....I only watched one Stars Wars Movie...thats when the very first one came out in theaters. 

Same here.  Thought I was the only one!!!
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Razor X on January 18, 2008, 07:24:55 PM
I dont even like to have the lemon ON THE RIM.....I always request not to have it
If you use a straw, you won't taste what was on the rim.
but the juices will run down into the tea......no way jose.....keep it away from MY TEA!....

Iced tea is undrinkable without lemon.  I like it with just a little lemon - not enough to overwhelm.  No sugar or sweeteners of any kind.   Hot tea has to be strong and milky.


Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Medic aka Rocko on January 18, 2008, 08:33:30 PM
never ridden in an ambulance.  and i don't do oysters.

Come on up Paulie and I'll give you a ride.  We get out the big needles for special passengers. >:D

I've never flown in a commerical airliner.

I've also never eaten an oyster.

I also never inhaled. ;)
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: Razor X on January 18, 2008, 08:53:46 PM


I also never inhaled. ;)

Me either.  Really. 
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: R o b 6 on January 18, 2008, 10:53:27 PM
I've never...
Watched a single Star Wars movie. Or a Star Trek episode or movie for that matter.
Had a speeding ticket.
Experimented with drugs.
 
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: PBurke on January 19, 2008, 06:11:00 AM
never ridden in an ambulance.  and i don't do oysters.

Come on up Paulie and I'll give you a ride.  We get out the big needles for special passengers. >:D

I've never flown in a commerical airliner.

I've also never eaten an oyster.

I also never inhaled. ;)

can you put beer in an IV? then i may go for a ride.
i have inhaled (and could my breath for awhile at one time >:D )
Title: Re: Well, I never!
Post by: schro on January 19, 2008, 06:38:52 AM
1. I've never watched an episode of 24, Sopranos, CSI, Law & Order, ANYTHING on MTV, MSBNC, CNN
2. Cheated on a significant other
3. Played dominos
4. Figured out the fascination with New York Style Pizza (crust too thin and it comes with an attitude).
5. Taken a Mulligan in a round of golf
6. "Google" anything (using Google led to the Lovely Mrs. Schro's PC getting a virus...jerks)