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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 08:56:43 PM

Title: I Warned Y'all.................
Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 08:56:43 PM: OK here it is....y'all ready for this..............................

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi255.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fhh157%2FTimmj%2FFatLady.jpg&hash=2e6ff440d8c6b8f57cd8092a6b3263c5ce8043a6)
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Post by: SLYinKC on January 17, 2008, 08:59:04 PM: Timmy, Dude, Those are more than just "Man Boobs". Where'd you get those???
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Post by: Razor X on January 17, 2008, 09:03:13 PM: Be afraid .... be VERY afraid ... :o :o

I think it's about time for the men in the white coats to knock on Tim's door. Anyone have their number?
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Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 09:07:14 PM: LOL......i just wish what photoshop does ....i can do in real life...NOT! LOL....have to give credit to my daughter on this one....she did all the photo make up and stuff...lol....believe me its been a real laugh here in the Bateman household...
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Post by: SLYinKC on January 17, 2008, 09:09:15 PM: Looks like "Little Wendy" is all growed-up.
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Post by: Razor X on January 17, 2008, 09:10:02 PM: Quote from: TimmJ on January 17, 2008, 09:07:14 PM
LOL......i just wish what photoshop does ....i can do in real life...NOT! LOL....have to give credit to my daughter on this one....she did all the photo make up and stuff...lol....believe me its been a real laugh here in the Bateman household...

Let's just say that God knew what he was doing when he made you a male and not a female. >:D
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Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 09:11:30 PM: LOL...hey now....you dont think i look SWEET!!!!?????????????
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Post by: wpruitt on January 17, 2008, 09:21:28 PM: Thank God Tim is not wearing the red and whites
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Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 09:22:18 PM: OH Thats soon to follow bro....soon to follow...lol
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Post by: BaldRob on January 17, 2008, 09:39:08 PM: Tim... you are just soooooooo not right in the head! :/O
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Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 09:43:21 PM: LOL.....I am so.......leave me alone!...for i tell on ya
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Post by: Nick912 on January 17, 2008, 09:52:36 PM: haha dang that is twisted!
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Post by: warhawk on January 17, 2008, 10:54:05 PM: !*u%e !*u%e

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: Cy on January 17, 2008, 11:00:44 PM: MOOBS!
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Post by: BALDANDRE on January 17, 2008, 11:02:29 PM: I just threw up in my mouth a little bit :-\....
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Post by: GASlick on January 18, 2008, 06:28:46 AM: Not good......Not good at all. :/O :/O
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Post by: Timmay on January 18, 2008, 06:47:53 AM: Quote from: BALDANDRE on January 17, 2008, 11:02:29 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit :-\....

LMAO! LOL...sorry guys..i know humor comes in many different forms...and I just think this is hilarious as sh*t
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Post by: Timmay on January 18, 2008, 07:00:21 AM: I just hope you all dont think that I believe this is acceptable behavior. I just found it funny, so can we knock off the pm's that are actually slamming me about this. It was only a joke and NO I do not really dress like this. Thanks
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Post by: andrew on January 18, 2008, 07:40:45 AM: Frightening ....
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Post by: Marz on January 18, 2008, 10:50:21 AM: **Marz backs out of thread and shuts the door quietly**

Is it bad if "it" moved? I think it moved.
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Post by: Timmay on January 18, 2008, 11:33:43 AM: LOL....sorry Marz....got you on surveilance cams.......you are guilty for visiting...lol
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Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 18, 2008, 12:27:40 PM: Quote from: TimmJ on January 18, 2008, 07:00:21 AM
I just hope you all dont think that I believe this is acceptable behavior. I just found it funny, so can we knock off the pm's that are actually slamming me about this. It was only a joke and NO I do not really dress like this. Thanks

What do you mean implying that this is't "acceptable" behavior? In New Orleans at Mardi Gras, it isn't at all uncommon to see this--maybe a little more attractive, but every strata of our city gets "with it!" My guess is that you're not in the running for winning the Bourbon Street Drag contest, but what the Hell, try it for a day, or at least a Mardi Gras Day. It's useful to have something to regret during Lent! You Yankees have just got to loosen up a bit, it must be that cold weather that represses your sense of humor and fun.
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Post by: Timmay on January 18, 2008, 12:39:30 PM: Oh Saint...Im all about having fun. What I do behind my bedroom doors is my business though..LOL....
Nahh I could never do that....I would love to go to Mardi Gras though....think it would be a blast. Maybe we all should go down to Mardi and all of us dress up like Puddin.....now that I could do...but me alone...never. LOL
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Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 18, 2008, 02:15:52 PM: Quote from: TimmJ on January 18, 2008, 12:39:30 PM
Oh Saint...Im all about having fun. What I do behind my bedroom doors is my business though..LOL....
Nahh I could never do that....I would love to go to Mardi Gras though....think it would be a blast. Maybe we all should go down to Mardi and all of us dress up like Puddin.....now that I could do...but me alone...never. LOL

Still up tight, I've seen people going to it in the trees--literally-during Carnival. Why use a bedroom when the streets are available, but not after midnight on Mardi Gras, then we go back to the regular rules.
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Post by: Timmay on January 18, 2008, 02:54:50 PM: When is Fat Tuesday??? Cause Im there.....in my getup and all...
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Post by: Rob on January 23, 2008, 08:55:10 AM: Hey TimmJ: it looks real funny to me. Don't bother what some of the others are sayin' - it gave me a good couple of laughs ;D O0

You'd make a good PANTOMIME DAME over here in UK. There's men dressed like that in all our pantomimes at this time of the year, and no one bats an eye!! great photo, bro. O0
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Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 23, 2008, 08:59:17 AM: Quote from: TimmJ on January 18, 2008, 02:54:50 PM
When is Fat Tuesday??? Cause Im there.....in my getup and all...
This year, February 5, it changes every year because it must precede the Lenten season. This is one day shy of the earliest possible date. Oh, in case you're coming just remember, as we teach our kids, "Hey Lady, show me your tits!" is a common form of preLenten greeting heard in New Orleans. Also, "Who got da baby?"
"Throw me somethun Mistah!" Party time.
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Post by: Alexander215 on January 23, 2008, 04:59:28 PM: wtf!
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Post by: PBurke on January 27, 2008, 06:55:44 AM: Quote from: saintc on January 23, 2008, 08:59:17 AM
Quote from: TimmJ on January 18, 2008, 02:54:50 PM
When is Fat Tuesday??? Cause Im there.....in my getup and all...
This year, February 5, it changes every year because it must precede the Lenten season. This is one day shy of the earliest possible date. Oh, in case you're coming just remember, as we teach our kids, "Hey Lady, show me your tits!" is a common form of preLenten greeting heard in New Orleans. Also, "Who got da baby?"
"Throw me somethun Mistah!" Party time.

i just had king cake for breafast >:D >:D
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on January 27, 2008, 08:39:32 AM: Hey TIMMJ-

I'll take a double with everything, no mayo, and a frosty......to go!!!

Mike :*))
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Post by: Timmay on January 27, 2008, 01:03:03 PM: awwwwwwwwww MIKE....you dont want to eat it for dine in?? YOu are going to miss the best part....after all the guest get settled I come out and do the limbo...LOL
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on January 27, 2008, 05:22:53 PM: Tim-

My kids just ran from the room screaming!!!!!!!!!!

Mike 8)
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Post by: Timmay on January 27, 2008, 08:58:39 PM: LOL......tell them Big "Puddin" Bertha wants to pinch their cheeks!
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Post by: Phil Man on January 27, 2008, 09:16:31 PM: and some people got on MY case when I plastered his head on Richard Simmons :/O
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Post by: Timmay on January 27, 2008, 09:46:16 PM: Who got on your case?? Ehhhh Phil man....its all in fun. Actually I thought the pic of my head on richards body was funny.....
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Post by: Scott on January 27, 2008, 11:49:00 PM: Don't let some people get to you Phil Man or Tim - obviously some people take everything in this community way too seriously.
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Post by: Jdogs Better Half on January 28, 2008, 09:32:56 PM: OMG you asked for my makeup advice - wow you really cant be helped at all. However the blue eye shadow is a good look for you.

My 7 year old god daughter did my make up a week ago, I was sporting the goth look and had to leave it on till Jdoggy got home from work.

Your wife must worry!! How does she sleep at night! hahaha
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Post by: Timmay on January 28, 2008, 10:23:47 PM: She sleeps with one eye open and a knife under her pillow. LOL