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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Timmay on January 16, 2008, 09:22:43 PM

Title: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: Timmay on January 16, 2008, 09:22:43 PM

Hillbilly Mirror

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all
his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back
at him, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife,
Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn and every
morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day
after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As
she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly B*#@! he's
runnin' around with!
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Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: frostillicus123 on January 17, 2008, 05:11:59 AM

hahahahahaha i don't know what's better the joke or the picture.... she is mighty pruddy think i could get her digits Timm???

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: SLYinKC on January 17, 2008, 05:18:27 AM

I'm not sure I'd call her an ugly b*#&!.   Well ugly maybe.  Sorry Tim, but you just don't make a very good looking woman. ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 07:21:45 AM

What if i stuff my shirt??? would that help?

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: SLYinKC on January 17, 2008, 07:40:49 AM

Quote from: TimmJ on January 17, 2008, 07:21:45 AM

What if i stuff my shirt??? would that help?

Nope, You'd still be ugly as @#%$#    :*))

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 07:45:15 AM

IM TELLING....You are mean.  You should know I cant help my looks....this is what God gave me...so there!  He thinks im beautiful.....

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: Marz on January 17, 2008, 10:05:08 AM

Tim, with that wig on, you should go by the name "Puddin'"

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: Timmay on January 17, 2008, 12:04:29 PM

Thats kinda nice...Puddin..  LOL......Puddin......has a ring to it ya know.

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: champ007 on January 17, 2008, 04:36:12 PM

Timmj, You look like a redneck Wendy's hamburger girl!!!

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: frostillicus123 on January 17, 2008, 06:30:50 PM

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY NEW GIRL.... she's almost as pretty as hot cajun...



ok no she's not but close.

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: baldken on January 23, 2008, 10:33:33 AM

I think I have seen her in the Wendy's commercial

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: Timmay on January 23, 2008, 11:27:02 AM

you didnt THINK....YOU DID! LOL

Title: Re: Hillbilly Mirror
Post by: danyroo on January 23, 2008, 11:55:13 AM

That was  a good one @@@@