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Head Shaving, Grooming & Care => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: warhawk on January 11, 2008, 09:34:09 AM

Title: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: warhawk on January 11, 2008, 09:34:09 AM
hello fellow chrome domes....b4 i begin i just wanted 2 give a definition of the word "fencer" 4 all R newbies.  "fencer" is a person who is thinking about shaving his/hers dome but is unsure & goes 2 the sly forum 4 support.  4 all other sly words....U can visit the SLY DICTIONARY section of the forum.

okay...back 2 the topic...  as all of u know we (SBG FORUM) give that brotherly love 2 everyone by giving words of encouragement, support, & understanding.  but most of all we R also known 4 our crazy humor.  so.... i wanted 2 start a post on THINGS U DON'T SAY 2 A FENCER.  i'll start:  "i agree with u ....(insert name of fencer)...i would definitely use that money that u were going 2 use 2 remodel your bathroom and join the HAIR CLUB FOR MEN".

alright... what's your humorous response.   LET the SARCASM (sp?) begin!!! :D :D :D O0

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 11, 2008, 10:00:57 AM
"You really look great with that combover & hole, it suits your personality and tells the ladies where you're coming from!"
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Timmay on January 11, 2008, 10:05:11 AM
Oh yeah man....use the money and go buy you one of those "toppers"  its no different then being sly...cause you dont have to wash it like you do reg. hair...just rinse it and hang it up to dry...and another thing...you wont ever have to worry about it truning grey.....when you get to be 80 you will still have the same hair color as you did in your 30's, but you will have to dye your eyebrows or shave them off....cause they will turn grey and no one wants to see dark hair and grey brows.  Oh and dont worry about it blowing off your head...you can wear a hat or get some of that double sided sticky tape ...no one will ever notice. 
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Paul on January 11, 2008, 10:18:02 AM
DON'T DO IT MAN, you'll regret the confidence and freedom it gives you!!!
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: PBurke on January 11, 2008, 10:20:05 AM
chicks dig those six hairs laid out across you bald noggin.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Alexander215 on January 11, 2008, 11:29:10 AM
chicks dig those six hairs laid out across you bald noggin.

Man what if they had dreads? you would have to tack them on or something across the dome
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: SLYinKC on January 11, 2008, 11:32:10 AM
Dude....That horseshoe......It is you man!!!! ;D
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Marz on January 11, 2008, 11:37:07 AM
A ponytail gives the illusion you have hair.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: schro on January 11, 2008, 11:51:45 AM
Man, your horseshoe makes you look 10 years younger. Let's go cruise chicks at the senior center!!!
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: warhawk on January 11, 2008, 05:44:42 PM
MAN.....that skullet is rocking!!!  it's a keeper!!! O0

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: sparkster123 on January 11, 2008, 07:50:38 PM
man your receeding hairline looks good. i wish i never started shaveing my head.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: andrew on January 11, 2008, 08:11:13 PM
You really shouldn't shave your head, because that 3-foot combover that blows in the wind like a horses tail, is very stylish.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: JDog on January 11, 2008, 08:53:13 PM
An extensive study by the University of Washington reveals that women really find the horseshoe mullet an attractive look.

The study also shows that out of 1000 women surveyed, all 1000 would rather date a man with a combover than a man with a slick bald head. Many women feel the combover is the ultimate expression of style and sophistication.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: R o b 6 on January 12, 2008, 08:40:17 AM
"Dude, Benjamin Franklin called. He wants his skullet back."
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: warhawk on January 12, 2008, 10:27:49 PM
PLEASE....don't shave your head!!!  that donald trump haircut is U!!!

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Scott on January 12, 2008, 10:33:40 PM
PLEASE....don't shave your head!!!  that donald trump haircut is U!!!

WARHAWK O0

WH I think that's my fave so far!!!
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Razor X on January 12, 2008, 10:37:11 PM
Go ahead and try the transplant.  I'm sure it isn't THAT expensive, and it can't possibly be THAT painful, and the scars will be barely noticeable.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: warhawk on January 12, 2008, 10:44:11 PM
razor....good one!!!

scott....donald trump has my vote 4 THE  worst combover.  if anyone can beat his combover....please post up.   :*)) :/O

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Razor X on January 12, 2008, 10:55:14 PM

...donald trump has my vote 4 THE  worst combover.  if anyone can beat his combover....please post up.   :*)) :/O

WARHAWK O0

Here you go.  Be sure to scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page:

http://www.slickville.com/sections/combover/jim/jim_menu.html
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: warhawk on January 12, 2008, 11:02:18 PM
razor......thanks 4 sharing.  i couldn't stop laughing.  that was a good find.  that guy made donald trump look like fabio.  :/O  if i'm not mistaken....i think that guy feels very proud of his hideous combover. :/O  razor.....again.....thanks 4 the laughs.  i can't get that combover off my mind.  now....i'm going 2 have a difficult time going 2 sleep tonite.  thanks a lot..  >:( >:( :D :D :*)) O0

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Razor X on January 12, 2008, 11:03:57 PM
.i'm going 2 have a difficult time going 2 sleep tonite.  thanks a lot..  >:( >:( :D :D :*)) O0

WARHAWK O0

Hey, you did ask ....   ::)
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: andrew on January 13, 2008, 07:28:58 AM

...donald trump has my vote 4 THE  worst combover.  if anyone can beat his combover....please post up.   :*)) :/O

WARHAWK O0

Here you go.  Be sure to scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page:

http://www.slickville.com/sections/combover/jim/jim_menu.html

That is hilarious, Razor.   I laughed loud and hard at that one....   ;D
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: PBurke on January 13, 2008, 07:36:27 AM
that was almost painful to look at. ha ha ha ha
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 13, 2008, 11:03:14 AM
Razor:
You should have put a warning on the link to combover  site.  I'm damn near ready to toss up a perfectly good breakfast.  That's revolting, is he in a freak show.  He needs to issue a warning before he comes into sight.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: SLYinKC on January 13, 2008, 01:29:34 PM
Razor:
You should have put a warning on the link to combover  site.  I'm damn near ready to toss up a perfectly good breakfast.  That's revolting, is he in a freak show.  He needs to issue a warning before he comes into sight.




I agree.  How could anyone in their right mind think that made them look good......or even OK.  He should be our "Poster Boy" for the 'MOST NEEDS TO GO SLY'.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Razor X on January 13, 2008, 02:45:50 PM
Razor:
You should have put a warning on the link to combover  site.  I'm damn near ready to toss up a perfectly good breakfast.  That's revolting, is he in a freak show.  He needs to issue a warning before he comes into sight.


Hey, you knew it was a picture of a combover.  What were you expecting to see -- something pretty?   ;D :*))
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: D.A.L.U.I. on January 13, 2008, 02:47:27 PM
Razor:
You should have put a warning on the link to combover  site.  I'm damn near ready to toss up a perfectly good breakfast.  That's revolting, is he in a freak show.  He needs to issue a warning before he comes into sight.




I agree.  How could anyone in their right mind think that made them look good......or even OK.  He should be our "Poster Boy" for the 'MOST NEEDS TO GO SLY'.

Or the "Inevitable Fate of the Indecisive Fencer"
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Razor X on January 13, 2008, 02:56:15 PM
Razor:
You should have put a warning on the link to combover  site.  I'm damn near ready to toss up a perfectly good breakfast.  That's revolting, is he in a freak show.  He needs to issue a warning before he comes into sight.




I agree.  How could anyone in their right mind think that made them look good......or even OK.  He should be our "Poster Boy" for the 'MOST NEEDS TO GO SLY'.

Or the "Inevitable Fate of the Indecisive Fencer"

I like that.  Maybe we should use that picture as a "don't let this happen to  you" response to people who are on the fence.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: JDog on January 13, 2008, 03:13:40 PM
WTF?? I love the way your combover shines??!!!

Did I miss something there?
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Timmay on January 13, 2008, 06:41:05 PM
WTF?? I love the way your combover shines??!!!

Did I miss something there?

What I found distrubing was when he said it was a turn on for him................?????? Weird....freaky....
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Razor X on January 13, 2008, 07:32:48 PM
WTF?? I love the way your combover shines??!!!

Did I miss something there?

What I found distrubing was when he said it was a turn on for him................?????? Weird....freaky....

It's called sarcasm, guys.

Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: JDog on January 13, 2008, 07:35:11 PM
WTF?? I love the way your combover shines??!!!

Did I miss something there?

What I found distrubing was when he said it was a turn on for him................?????? Weird....freaky....

It's called sarcasm, guys.




Razor, I'm well aware of what sarcasm is. That doesnt have a hint of sarcasm.

That entire link you posted is one of the most disturbing things I've seen since 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Razor X on January 13, 2008, 08:06:40 PM
WTF?? I love the way your combover shines??!!!

Did I miss something there?

What I found distrubing was when he said it was a turn on for him................?????? Weird....freaky....

It's called sarcasm, guys.




Razor, I'm well aware of what sarcasm is. That doesnt have a hint of sarcasm.

That entire link you posted is one of the most disturbing things I've seen since 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Are you serious?  I thought it was obvious that the entire thing was meant to be tongue-in-cheek.

Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Tyler on January 16, 2008, 11:52:55 AM

It's called sarcasm, guys.




Razor, I'm well aware of what sarcasm is. That doesnt have a hint of sarcasm.

That entire link you posted is one of the most disturbing things I've seen since 2 Girls 1 Cup.
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Nope, that's a serious site.  I even saw a couple news reports on that guy.  He's out trying to say that the comb-over is cool...seriously!
Are you serious?  I thought it was obvious that the entire thing was meant to be tongue-in-cheek.


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Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Timmay on January 16, 2008, 12:48:39 PM
Yes that guy is very serious about it.  I seen an article on that somewhere once before and I was like this guy cant be serious.   Its no joke...he really thinks its cool and that is what his main goal is.  Well what ever...to each his own.
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: marshd1000 on January 16, 2008, 04:16:25 PM
I would NEVER do a combover!  But I have to admire the pains he took to make it happen.  It is kind of like a work of art.  But did I say that all art is good?  Another good reason on why to go sly!
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: Tucker-54 on January 22, 2008, 04:25:31 PM
ok back to the insults


the top of your head reminds me of the bible story of when moses parted the red sea
Title: Re: things U don't say 2 a fencer...
Post by: JohnnyBawlz on January 22, 2008, 05:09:56 PM
What not to say to a fencer:

Your dandruff will be gone the instant you go sly, but you may have some huge red marks depending on the severity of your condition. But don't worry... A Headblade will slough that right off for ya.