Sly Bald Guys Forum
Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: PORKY on January 10, 2008, 02:04:34 AM
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OK OK ... theres these 2 guys @rg$ sitting in a bar on top of the Empire state bldng , $#*t and the topic of superstitions and magical powers came up BECAUSE it was the friday the 13th ! the one guy really seemed to be a disbeliever no matter WHAT the other 2 guys would say, :/O THIS guy would explain how it was done or WHY it couldnt be that way. The others were really starting to get pissed :Xo! so after a couple more beers ;) the bigger gentleman stands up and says quietly to the know it all " i bet you didnt know that ONLY on this day , friday the 13th that its IMPOSSIBLE to jump off this building "! the know it all says "your drunk , ya better sit down before ya get hurt" so being cordial the big guy walks over to the know it all and says COMEON i'll show ya . SO... they walk over to the door that goes out on the observation deck and step out . Well its blowing a lil the big guy walks over to the edge and proceeds to take off his jacket and hands it to the know it all and says WATCH THIS ! the know it all thinks okok this has gone far enuff and DESPERATLY triies to stop the big guy as he backs up to the edge and just keeps going , like a diver off the side of a boat , the k/i/a watches as he expects to see a big SPLAT the guy falls and falls and then seems to stop?all of a sudden he starts getting bigger again and then he just steps BACK on the roof ! :-\ The k/i/a is astounded by what he's just seen The big guy says come on try it ! OH HELL NO says the k/i/a >:( well it only happens on friday the 13ths !the k/i/a gets this intrigued look on his face and thinks " i KNOW what i just saw isnt possible , BUT i SAW it " WELL.. :-[ OK he says as he backs up to the edge as the big guy had done and just starts to drop f@!l.... well the big guy walks BACK into the bar as the bartender yells ... get this your gonna laugh ... ready? O:O PHONE CALL FOR CLARK KENT :*))