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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Bald_Okie on January 08, 2008, 03:02:58 PM
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The teacher asked the class a math question, "Five birds are sitting on a fence. A farmer shoots two of them. How many birds are on the fence now?"
Little Johnny blurted out, "None, two were shot off the fence and the others were scared away by the gun blast."
"No, the correct answer is three", said the teacher. "But, I like the way you think."
Little Johnny asked his teacher a question. "Three women are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. Two are gingerly licking their cones and one is deep throating her cone really going at it. Which one of the women is married?"
"Well", said the teacher. "I guess it would be the one deep throating her ice cream cone."
"No, It's the one with the wedding ring" ,said Little Johnny. "But, I like the way you think."
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bald_okie....that was :*)) :*)) O0
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