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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: JDog on December 30, 2007, 05:58:09 PM

Title: Grasshopper joke.
Post by: JDog on December 30, 2007, 05:58:09 PM

A man walks into a bar and orders a Grasshopper.

2 hours later he stumbles out of the bar and on the walk back home, he notices a grasshopper perched on a toadstool reading a little newspaper.

The man drunkenly blurts out "I've just been down at my local bar, did you know they have a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper replies " You mean they have a drink called Earving?"

Title: Re: Grasshopper joke.
Post by: PBurke on December 30, 2007, 06:00:17 PM

if it allows you to talk to insects, i will take two. ha ha