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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: SlickEric on December 21, 2007, 02:47:33 PM

Title: Got Any Grapes?
Post by: SlickEric on December 21, 2007, 02:47:33 PM

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A duck walks into this bar in Melbourne and says "Got any grapes?" and the bartender says "No we don't sell grapes!".

The next day the duck comes back and says "Got any grapes?" and the bartender says "No we don't sell grapes, and the next time you come in here for grapes I'm going to nail your feet to the ground!!"

So the next day the duck comes back and says "Got any nails?" and the bartender says "No, we don't sell nails" so the duck says "Got any hammers?" and the bartender says "No we don't sell hammers!" So the duck says "Got any grapes?"

Title: Re: Got Any Grapes?
Post by: Paul on December 21, 2007, 03:16:38 PM

Nice job, gave me a much needed laugh.   :*))

Title: Re: Got Any Grapes?
Post by: warhawk on December 21, 2007, 05:48:05 PM

good one...eric. :*))

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: Got Any Grapes?
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 21, 2007, 06:58:38 PM

that was a good one