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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Timmay on December 20, 2007, 07:47:23 AM

Title: Two old pensioners..........
Post by: Timmay on December 20, 2007, 07:47:23 AM
 
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that freakin  fence wasn't electrified."
Title: Re: Two old pensioners..........
Post by: Alexander215 on December 20, 2007, 08:30:56 AM
LOL, I just bellowed in class.
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Post by: Paul on December 20, 2007, 09:03:39 AM
Gives a new meaning to being "turned on"  Good one Timm :*))
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Post by: SLYinKC on December 20, 2007, 03:00:02 PM
 :*)) :*)) Too funny.
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Post by: frostillicus123 on December 21, 2007, 07:04:44 PM
hahaha totally wicket


the jokes lately have been good looks like i've been knocked down a notch
Title: Re: Two old pensioners..........
Post by: Timmay on December 21, 2007, 10:00:28 PM
No Frost.....you will always be the King of Jokes....I just happen to come across these and thought they were good...no worries...you have job security here bro...
Title: Re: Two old pensioners..........
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 22, 2007, 08:01:55 AM
No Frost.....you will always be the King of Jokes....I just happen to come across these and thought they were good...no worries...you have job security here bro...

thanks dude a fella needs to be reassured once in a while... these are good though keep'em comming... we can be partners in crime if you want... just don't show up at my front door wearing undies like oyu want to with paulie..
Title: Re: Two old pensioners..........
Post by: Timmay on December 22, 2007, 09:04:02 AM
just to clear something up here...they arent undies...they are my work out shorts....lol
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Post by: warhawk on December 22, 2007, 09:56:31 PM
HILARIOUS ;D ;D ;D

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: SLYinKC on December 24, 2007, 07:31:16 PM
just to clear something up here...they arent undies...they are my work out shorts....lol



Ya..Ya...Yaaa......Richard Simmons shorts by any other name.....are still undies... ;D ;D
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Post by: PORKY on December 24, 2007, 07:37:21 PM
HEY HEY HEY ,QUIT PICKIN ON TIMM, thats my job , right TIMM   O0  I'm curious Timm, did you get your red n whites  for valentines ? :@`
Title: Re: Two old pensioners..........
Post by: Timmay on December 24, 2007, 09:33:06 PM
No I bought them myself....at Goodwill
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Post by: nomad on December 25, 2007, 12:05:35 AM
Timmy thats too dam funny bro'

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))