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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Tyler on December 20, 2007, 12:32:28 AM

Title: Country funeral
Post by: Tyler on December 20, 2007, 12:32:28 AM
      As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a

      grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends.

     

      The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and

      this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.  As I was not

      familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a typical

      man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw

      the backhoe and the crew, who was eating lunch, but the hearse was

      nowhere in sight.

     

      I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the

      side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I

      assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was
the

      proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their

      lunch.

     

      I poured out my heart and soul.

     

      As I preached the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord,"

      and "Glory"! I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached

      before from Genesis all the way to Revelations.

     

      I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car.

     

      As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of

      the workers saying to another, "I ain't ever seen anything like that

      before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Title: Re: Country funeral
Post by: JDog on December 20, 2007, 01:41:45 AM
LOL good one mate O0
Title: Re: Country funeral
Post by: PBurke on December 20, 2007, 05:09:58 AM
good one. did padre send that to you? sorry padre i couldn't help myself. ha ha ha
Title: Re: Country funeral
Post by: Timmay on December 20, 2007, 07:16:43 AM
OK being in the funeral business...I have never heard that one before....so I gotta take that one to the head funeral director! LOL
Title: Re: Country funeral
Post by: Alexander215 on December 20, 2007, 08:32:42 AM
Hahaha good one ;D