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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: schro on December 19, 2007, 02:51:51 PM

Title: Taking a woman to bed
Post by: schro on December 19, 2007, 02:51:51 PM

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
 
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? ?What bed??? ?Who the hell are you???

Title: Re: Taking a woman to bed
Post by: PigPen on December 19, 2007, 03:43:04 PM

HA HA HA

Title: Re: Taking a woman to bed
Post by: PBurke on December 20, 2007, 05:13:42 AM

my wife is 38 with the WISDOM of 68. go figure.

Title: Re: Taking a woman to bed
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 21, 2007, 07:13:00 PM

don't feel bad paulie my gf of only 24 years old has the wisdom of a 78 year old

Title: Re: Taking a woman to bed
Post by: SLYinKC on December 21, 2007, 08:33:27 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Taking a woman to bed
Post by: warhawk on December 22, 2007, 09:50:44 PM

good one.  ;D ;D :*))

WARHAWK O0