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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on December 16, 2007, 08:32:45 AM

Title: This Year's First Christmas Joke
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 16, 2007, 08:32:45 AM

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.  He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He Shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
 Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow a ND asked, 'And just  What do those symbolize?'
 The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
 
And So The Christmas Season Begins......

Title: Re: This Year's First Christmas Joke
Post by: froze on December 17, 2007, 02:46:47 PM

BOOOOO! :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: This Year's First Christmas Joke
Post by: Timmay on December 17, 2007, 08:47:42 PM

Dont BOOOOOOOO that....that was funny! LOL

Title: Re: This Year's First Christmas Joke
Post by: PORKY on December 17, 2007, 09:22:12 PM

try one of these  ! Click here: White Trash Christmas
 
 or      http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html
   ENJOY

Title: Re: This Year's First Christmas Joke
Post by: PBurke on December 18, 2007, 12:59:47 PM

good one frosty.

Title: Re: This Year's First Christmas Joke
Post by: PigPen on December 18, 2007, 04:35:52 PM

That was good Frosty