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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Rafter on December 14, 2007, 04:37:06 PM
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After five years of headshaving himself every morning, a man in a small Southern town decided he had enough. He told his wife that he intended to let the local barber shave him each day. He put on his hat and coat and went to the barber shop which was owned by the pastor of the town Baptist Church. The barber's wife, Grace, was working, so she performed the task. Grace shaved him and sprayed him with lilac water and said, "That will be $25"
The man thought the price was a bit high, but he paid the bill and went to work. The next morning the man looked in the mirror, and his head was as smooth as it had been when he left the barber shop the day before. Not bad, he thought. At least I don't need to get a shave every day.
The next morning, the man's head was still smooth. Two weeks later, the man was still unable to find any trace of whiskers on his head. It was more than he could take, so he returned to the barber shop. "I thought $25 was high for a "headshave", he told the barber's wife, "but you must have done a great job. It's been two weeks and my whiskers still haven't started growing back."
The expression on her face didn't even change, expecting his comment. She responded, "You were shaved by Grace. Once shaved, always shaved."
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i need to go visit that place.
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Me too!
Then again, how would I review products?
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sunscreen and moisterizers T. ;)
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Dang if anybody finds that shop give me a shout.
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Wow, with that kind of result, I guess you would call her "Amazing Grace" :*))
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i need to go visit that place.
hey guys.....maybe we can all carpool and head over 2 that shop.
WARHAWK O0
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sunscreen and moisterizers T. ;)
b!@h
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ok come get me warhawk.... we'll road trip and have a grand old time
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ok come get me warhawk.... we'll road trip and have a grand old time
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WARHAWK O0
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ok come get me warhawk.... we'll road trip and have a grand old time
Frost, that's gonna be some long road trip. I suggest you first take a plane
to Atlanta. Then we'll be able meet up for warhark and journey on over to Grace's Place. I hear that she has a down home "southern potion" going on in the Lilac Water that she uses.
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of course leave the canadian to fend for himself to get to georga..... if this is going to be a road trip we're taking it together all the way...
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Can you make a stop in KC and pick me up???
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Good one
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ok so warhawk's is the rendevous point. anyone wanna share a ride from lousyana? :*))
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Somebody want to swing up to New Hampshire and pick me up?
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you could stow away on the buckeyes bus. they will be heading to nawlins to get an asss whoopin in a couple weeks. ha ha ha
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you could stow away on the buckeyes bus. they will be heading to nawlins to get an asss whoopin in a couple weeks. ha ha ha
How are they getting an a$$whooping, are you guys bringing in a better team???
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we are thinking of letting the cheerleaders play. cause that is about all it would take to beat yall.
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Great story! I meet ya'll in Lousyana
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we are thinking of letting the cheerleaders play. cause that is about all it would take to beat yall.
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Thats a good move, they might actually give us a run for our money.
Just make sure the the team watches so can learn how to play real football.
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ha ha. maybe i will be sending some cajun seasoning with the shirt so when you eat those words it will remind you who was victorious. !p
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OKAY OKAY GUYZ, (back to GRACE) IF Grace would've been singing WHILE she shaved his head, what COULD'VE he said the next day ? . . . . . Amazing Grace, how sweet her sounds, that SHAVE a wretch like me ! yea yea i KNOW its bad , BUT......