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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Timmay on December 14, 2007, 12:48:13 PM
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A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, 'Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?'
She giggles and shyly replies, 'Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.'
St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, 'Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?' The girl is a little reluctant but replies, 'Well, once I fondled and stroked one.'
St. Peter says, 'Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate.'
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, 'Carla, what seems to be the rush?'
The girl replies, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it'.
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i was raised catholic.( recovering now) and i am going to hell with ya caused i laughed my asss off.
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I guess I'm on the same road to hell with both of you. >:D
I laughed my a$$ off! :*)) :*)) :*))
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I am a submarine catholic. I only resurface when there is trouble and sh*t hits the fan.
That is funny Timm.
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:*)) O0
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i was raised catholic.( recovering now) and i am going to hell with ya caused i laughed my asss off.
Me too, I've already got a condo reserved down there, when you guys arive stop over for a beer >:D
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i was raised catholic.( recovering now) and i am going to hell with ya caused i laughed my asss off.
Me too, I've already got a condo reserved down there, when you guys arive stop over for a beer >:D
Though, they probably only serve warm Mad Dog 20/20 dr!#k !*u%e
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hahaha good one
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i was raised catholic.( recovering now) and i am going to hell with ya caused i laughed my asss off.
Me too, I've already got a condo reserved down there, when you guys arive stop over for a beer >:D
Though, they probably only serve warm Mad Dog 20/20 dr!#k !*u%e
Nah. Warm, flat PBR, 2 years past it's freshness date.
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I'm goin too. My boss and I have a spot reserved next to the Snow Cone Machine.
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And I was gonna post the Simpson's Catholic Heaven scene
... but 20th Century Fox got it removed from YouTube for copyright infringment :-(