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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on December 13, 2007, 06:04:27 PM

Title: Biker
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 13, 2007, 06:04:27 PM: A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND JOB: $100.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally attractive well endowed female bartender
who was serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who
gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies,

"Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: nomad on December 13, 2007, 06:06:14 PM: Thats a good one Frosty

:*)) :*)) :*))
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: PigPen on December 14, 2007, 11:52:40 AM: ha ha ha ha
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: Timmay on December 14, 2007, 12:52:18 PM: WHAT?! You dont want the special sauce on that cheeseburger????? whats wrong with you guys
LOL
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: PBurke on December 14, 2007, 01:03:46 PM: i think i have been to that place.
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 15, 2007, 04:37:14 AM: leave it to you paulie
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: froze on December 17, 2007, 12:03:47 PM: :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :XX :XX
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: PBurke on December 17, 2007, 12:46:02 PM: Quote from: frostillicus123 on December 15, 2007, 04:37:14 AM
leave it to you paulie

what? >:D :*))
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 19, 2007, 05:38:06 PM: Quote from: PBurke on December 17, 2007, 12:46:02 PM
Quote from: frostillicus123 on December 15, 2007, 04:37:14 AM
leave it to you paulie

what? >:D :*))

act all innoient there isn't anything iinnocient about you and you know it.
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: PBurke on December 20, 2007, 05:12:26 AM: ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P :P
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 20, 2007, 05:06:57 PM: Quote from: PBurke on December 20, 2007, 05:12:26 AM
ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P :P

sorry dude i meant to say, have you been ordained into saint hood yet?
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: PBurke on December 29, 2007, 02:56:08 PM: Quote from: frostillicus123 on December 20, 2007, 05:06:57 PM
Quote from: PBurke on December 20, 2007, 05:12:26 AM
ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P :P

sorry dude i meant to say, have you been ordained into saint hood yet?

i have a meeting with the sainthood board as soon as the wounds heal from having the horns and tail removed. >:D >:D
Title: Re: Biker
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 30, 2007, 02:07:24 AM: Quote from: PBurke on December 29, 2007, 02:56:08 PM
Quote from: frostillicus123 on December 20, 2007, 05:06:57 PM
Quote from: PBurke on December 20, 2007, 05:12:26 AM
ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P :P

sorry dude i meant to say, have you been ordained into saint hood yet?

i have a meeting with the sainthood board as soon as the wounds heal from having the horns and tail removed. >:D >:D

hahahah hope they don't leave scars