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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: schro on December 13, 2007, 03:41:56 PM

Title: How to Make a Woman Happy
Post by: schro on December 13, 2007, 03:41:56 PM

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate
   
Without Forgetting To:
    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls
    And At The Same Time, You Must Also:
    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    It Is Very Important:
    54.  Never to forget:
         * birthdays
         * anniversaries
         * arrangements she makes

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    1.  Show up naked
    2.  Bring food & Beer

Title: Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Post by: PBurke on December 13, 2007, 03:53:25 PM

hell with that. you'll probably do all that wrong anydamn way. it ain't worth it. they are not wired to be happy.

Title: Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 13, 2007, 06:06:11 PM

i think this is why i am in failed relationship after failed relationship.

Title: Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Post by: nomad on December 13, 2007, 06:09:13 PM

Thats exactly why I'm still single.

I'm only good for a couple of the requirements.

Oh well. >:D

Title: Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Post by: wpruitt on December 13, 2007, 08:05:34 PM

In other words, walk on water!

Title: Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Post by: warhawk on December 13, 2007, 10:37:01 PM

Quote from: wpruitt on December 13, 2007, 08:05:34 PM

In other words, walk on water!

;D ;D ;D ;D O0

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Post by: PBurke on December 14, 2007, 04:04:11 AM

Quote from: wpruitt on December 13, 2007, 08:05:34 PM

In other words, walk on water!

you'd probably track a little water in the house and get into all kinds of trouble. >:D

Title: Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Post by: Timmay on December 14, 2007, 12:50:09 PM

I think # 28 needs to be switched to the #33 spot and then take the #4 and put it down wiht #10 and move that one to the #7 spot and then back up to the #4......................................

Title: Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 15, 2007, 05:00:35 PM

Quote from: TimmJ on December 14, 2007, 12:50:09 PM

I think # 28 needs to be switched to the #33 spot and then take the #4 and put it down wiht #10 and move that one to the #7 spot and then back up to the #4......................................

where you a woman in your past life???

joking... i was epecting a woman to have that remark.