Sly Bald Guys Forum
Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Timmay on December 06, 2007, 06:40:38 AM
-
Yo momma so ugly...the birds fly upside down do they dont sh*t on her!
-
Yo mama is so UGLY they filmed "Gorilla's in the Mist" in her shower!
-
yo momma is so fat that when she gets on a scale it says 2 B continued.
WARHAWK O0
-
Yo mama's so nasty she has more crabs than RED LOBSTER! ^-^
-
Yo Momma so fat she bleeds gravy
-
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button's got an echo.
-
EVERY girl has a right 2 get ugly but yo momma abused the privilege.
WARHAWK O0
-
Yo Momma is so nasty her crabs ride around in dune buggies.
-
yo momma is so fat..she sat on a rainbow..and richard simmons popped out!
-
Yo MAMA is so hairy it looks like she has BUCKWHEAT in a headlock!
-
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys
-
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
-
Yo mommas so fat when she wears a red dress the kids scream "Hey Kool Aid"
-
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
-
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
-
Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
-
yo momma is so poor she couldn't afford a tampon so she had U.
WARHAWK O0
-
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
-
Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.
-
Yo momma so fat...when she went bungee jumping..she went straight to hell
-
Yo momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
-
yo momma so fat..... she got disqualified from the eating contest. they said it wasn't fair to everyone else.
-
Yo momma's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice.
-
Yo Momma is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers
-
yo momma is so fat that when she plays hopscotch....she jumps and yells out CLEVELAND, CHICAGO, NEW ORLEANS, and LA.
WARHAWK O0
-
Yo momma so ugly ...we all beat the crap out of Warhawk! :*))
-
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, she spits butter
-
Yo mama's so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside she grabbed a bowl.
-
yo momma's teeth are so yellow..i cant believe its not butter!
-
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her grabbin cardboard boxes behind Wal-Mart and when I asked what she was doing. She said, remodeling.
-
Yo momma so poor i seen her kickin those boxes down teh street..i asked her what she was doing..she said moving
-
yo momma so stupid............dats all, she just stupid!
-
Yo mama's so fat when she walks into McDonald's everyone stands outside to watch the numbers change.
-
Yo mama's so fat, she was standing on the street corner and the cops said, "Hey let's break it up people, nothing to see here"
-
Yo mama's so ugly she had to get you drunk to breast feed you.
-
Yo mama's so fat, she smokes a turkey after sex.
-
Yo mama's so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
-
Yo mama so fat she wears a circus tent for a moo moo!
-
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels she strikes oil
-
Yo momma so ugly ...we all beat the crap out of Warhawk! :*))
:x! :x! :x! ;D ;D ;D
WARHAWK O0
-
i heard that yo momma got fired from her job at the sperm bank. the boss caught her drinking on the job.
WARHAWK O0
-
Yo momma is SO FAT!!! When she pulls down her panties her pu$$y is still in them.
-
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh bald freak...Did you have to? LOL
-
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
-
Yo mama's so fat she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away the "w"'s
-
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow people think she's a school bus.
-
Yo mama is so fat, she has to ride to the store on a flatbed.
-
Yo mama's so fat, she got her own zip code
-
Yo mama so fat that greenpeace towed her ass in the ocean when she tried to sunbathe on the beach!
-
yo mamma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
-
yo momma so nasty she had to creep up on bathwater
-
yo momma so old, I told her to act her age and she died!
-
ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh bald freak...Did you have to? LOL
I know, a little too crude, but I sprayed pop out my nose when it was told to me.
-
OK I dont know which is worse...seeing ya momma's panties or pop coming out of your nose.............. :-\
-
yo Momma so fat, when she wear her Malcolm X jacket, helicopters try to land on her.
-
Yo momma so fat they are tryin to send her to space to plug up the hole in the ozone layer
-
Yo mama is so HAIRY she looks like BIG FOOT in and TANK TOP!
-
Yo mama is so fat, she has to ride to the store on a flatbed.
yo momma so fat..only way she can get food is from MEALS ON WHEELS!
-
Your momma's so fat,
she doesn't have a tailor, she has a contractor. :o
-
YO MAMA SO FAT... she wanted to go skydiving and they had to use a c130to take her and THEN she got stuck in a big ass cloud !
-
Yo mama starred in Operation Dumbo Drop.... guess which role!
-
Yo momma so fat, she's the only woman who can make Richard Simmons sport wood.
-
THATS WHY HE WEARS THOSE SHORTS!
-
Yo momma so fat, she's the only woman who can make Richard Simmons sport wood.
They call that a nub in the south!!
-
Yo mama so ugly, everyday is Halloween in her house!
-
i was gonna take yo momma hunting for rabbits one time. she showed up with no gun and i asked her "where is your gun?" she told me she was just gonna ugly the rabbits to death. i brought her ass home cause she woulda' tore 'em up too bad.
-
YO MOMMA is sooo fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
WARHAWK O0
-
YO MAMA :px SO BROKE , SHE GOT HELD UP LAST WEEK AND ALL THEY GOT WAS PRACTICE ! :Xo!
-
Yo momma so ugly, when she was a kid, only way the dog would play with her is for her momma to tie a steak to her face.
-
Yo mamma so stinky that she wears a pine tree car scent as a necklace and she thinks she is Ghetto!
-
Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
-
Yo Momma's teeth are so crooked she eats corn on the cob through a picket fence.
-
Yo Momma so old,
she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade!
-
Well...Yo mamma so stupid...the orange juice box said concentrate ...so she stared at it..
-
Yo Mamma is so stupid she sold her only gun to buy ammo.
-
Yo Mamma is so stupid she went to Radio Shack to get a cord for her cordless phone.
-
Yo momma so poor...she would unplug the clocks before she went to bed.
-
Yo mamma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
-
Yo mamma is so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
-
Yo Momma is so scary they renamed Halloween "Yo Momma-Ween"
(Stolen from a current TV commercial)
-
Your mother is so fat that if she doesnt do something about it soon she will be more prone to develop heart disease specifically cardiomyopathy which is a real problem in obese people.
For help and facts please go to http://www.americanheart.org
-
Your mother is so fat that if she doesnt do something about it soon she will be more prone to develop heart disease specifically cardiomyopathy which is a real problem in obese people.
For help and facts please go to http://www.americanheart.org
You sure know how to kill a joke, don't you? ???
-
LOL......thats funny Jdog
-
LOL......thats funny Jdog
Glad you saw the humor in it Tim. O0