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Title: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Tyler on December 04, 2007, 06:17:39 PM
and I crack up everytime she does it.  I'm serious.  It's one of the funniest things that I come across in a day.  How can such a big noise come out of such a small little girl?
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: PBurke on December 04, 2007, 06:20:01 PM
that is funny as hell bro. mo son did that too. must be some really good groceries you givin' her.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: JDog on December 04, 2007, 06:28:11 PM
Ty, trust me. At that age they will burp and fart like nothing you've heard.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Robmeister on December 04, 2007, 06:30:27 PM
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Tyler on December 04, 2007, 06:31:52 PM
Here's a couple pictures of my farting angel...

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Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Paul on December 04, 2007, 06:39:34 PM
She is WAY to pretty to be farting.  GOTTA be her dad blaming it on HER!!!!!
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Hawk on December 04, 2007, 07:21:46 PM
Cute stuff Tyler!  My daughter, which is two now used to
bust some good ones out.  My wife would tell me "I know
who's side of the family she takes after".  God bless the
little ones and cherish them because they grow up quick!

It is amazing she went from this:

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to this in no time at all:

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Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Razor X on December 04, 2007, 07:23:59 PM
and I crack up everytime she does it.  I'm serious.  It's one of the funniest things that I come across in a day.  How can such a big noise come out of such a small little girl?

You must be so proud ....  O:O
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: SLYinKC on December 04, 2007, 07:59:56 PM
and I crack up everytime she does it.  I'm serious.  It's one of the funniest things that I come across in a day.  How can such a big noise come out of such a small little girl?

You must be so proud ....  O:O



Somehow, I can just bet that he really is!! :@`  It's amazing how really gross or disgusting stuff coming out of your own child seems to be different.  Still gross and disgusting.... but different...... ^-^
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: wpruitt on December 04, 2007, 08:02:16 PM
Beautiful Little Girl, Tyler
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: PigPen on December 04, 2007, 08:10:08 PM
Kids will do something almost everyday to amaze you or make you laugh. Guaranteed.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: schro on December 04, 2007, 09:02:23 PM
Funny stuff and gorgeous girl.
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Post by: warhawk on December 04, 2007, 09:18:44 PM
T.....that is so HILARIOUS!!!  u got a cute little daughter.  oh...hawk...u got a cute daughter as well.  they must take after the mothers.  :px

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: theebaldguy on December 04, 2007, 09:57:37 PM
Cute kids! :)

Tyler - she's beautiful, just like mom. :@`
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: andrew on December 04, 2007, 09:57:44 PM
What a beautiful little girl, Tyler !!!   You'll be guarding her in years to come,  when the boys come chasing.   Maybe you could tell the boys about the farting ...   but that probably won't drive away the dawgs.

Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Tyler on December 04, 2007, 10:07:25 PM
What a beautiful little girl, Tyler !!!   You'll be guarding her in years to come,  when the boys come chasing.   Maybe you could tell the boys about the farting ...   but that probably won't drive away the dawgs.



No, but my 12 guage will!  LOL
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Tyler on December 04, 2007, 10:08:51 PM
Cute stuff Tyler!  My daughter, which is two now used to
bust some good ones out.  My wife would tell me "I know
who's side of the family she takes after".  God bless the
little ones and cherish them because they grow up quick!

You have quite the little angel yourself Hawk!  Looks like we may have to both invest in Smith and Wesson.

Time does fly by fast with these little ones.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: David on December 05, 2007, 12:06:55 AM
look on the bright side, at least you know she has one of your character traits already.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: JDog on December 05, 2007, 01:56:45 AM
Tyler, Maybe in 15 years little Mika and my little Levi could go on a drive in movie date. If the drive in theatre is still around then.

Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Tyler on December 05, 2007, 02:30:51 AM
Tyler, Maybe in 15 years little Mika and my little Levi could go on a drive in movie date. If the drive in theatre is still around then.



He's a cute kid bro!  Do you think he'll be able to outrun a shotgun in 15 years?  #u#T3r

Just kidding bro.  It's the same thing I tell one of my best friends when he tells me his son is going to marry my daughter.

In all seriousness.  Hopefully they can meet one day.  I'd really like to get the fam down to OZ one of these days.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: schro on December 05, 2007, 06:52:58 AM
Tyler, Maybe in 15 years little Mika and my little Levi could go on a drive in movie date. If the drive in theatre is still around then.



In all seriousness.  Hopefully they can meet one day.  I'd really like to get the fam down to OZ one of these days.

Why would you want to go to OZ? Giant mice that jump around, toilet water spins backwards, people talk funny, and they have crroked sticks that come back at you when you try to play "fetch" with your dog!  :*))
I'll pass!

j/k, JDog (+ Better Half). I've wanted to travel down under for many years, but financial constraints and "life" in general have put that on hold.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Razor X on December 05, 2007, 07:06:54 AM
Tyler, Maybe in 15 years little Mika and my little Levi could go on a drive in movie date. If the drive in theatre is still around then.



I didn't think there were any still around now.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: wpruitt on December 05, 2007, 10:10:55 AM
Tyler, Maybe in 15 years little Mika and my little Levi could go on a drive in movie date. If the drive in theatre is still around then.



I didn't think there were any still around now.
Two left in Georgia
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Paul on December 05, 2007, 10:19:29 AM
There is still one in McHenry Illinois and one in downstate Illinois that I know of still operating.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Hawk on December 05, 2007, 11:30:16 AM
Cute stuff Tyler!  My daughter, which is two now used to
bust some good ones out.  My wife would tell me "I know
who's side of the family she takes after".  God bless the
little ones and cherish them because they grow up quick!

You have quite the little angel yourself Hawk!  Looks like we may have to both invest in Smith and Wesson.

Time does fly by fast with these little ones.

I agree about the Smith and Wesson!  My 11 year old is already getting calls from
boys that I hang up on frequently!  LOL!!!!

My 11 year old daughter Jolie all dressed up for church (I'm sure you can
see why I am having to hang up on boys - LOL!!)

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Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Tyler on December 05, 2007, 11:31:32 AM
There are a couple drive inns here in Cali also.  I did a report on them when I was in college and I believe there were only 8 left in the nation.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Hawk on December 05, 2007, 11:55:05 AM
There are a couple drive inns here in Cali also.  I did a report on them when I was in college and I believe there were only 8 left in the nation.

I haven't seen a drive in here in Texas since I was in my teens!
My parents used to take my sister and I all the time when we
were kids.  Good times!
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Bald_freak on December 06, 2007, 01:48:19 PM
She's a cutie. All babies are like that. Have a few more Ty, and you'll have your self a methane orchestra. My son did that when He was 2months in the damn grocery store. People see the baby, but still give the parent the dirty looks. I think I said "He gets it from his mother".
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: frostillicus123 on December 06, 2007, 04:24:48 PM
She is WAY to pretty to be farting.  GOTTA be her dad blaming it on HER!!!!!

I agree with Paul in this one..... Dad is totally blaming her so he doesn't have to be ful of shame in front of his beautiful wife.


and on a side note

Tyler and HAwk your little girls are so beautiful congrats guys.
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Jdogs Better Half on December 06, 2007, 09:38:22 PM
Levi is a champ with the farts!!!!! and burps are even  better!!! he def takes after his dad!

Hopefully this pic works, but come on tyler look how cute he is!!!!
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: Tyler on December 07, 2007, 01:01:35 AM
he is a cute little kid!  I think us Sly guys know how to grow 'em!
Title: Re: My 7 week old daughter farts like a man...
Post by: PigPen on December 07, 2007, 07:28:54 AM
he is a cute little kid!  I think us Sly guys know how to grow 'em!

Yes sir!!! On both counts.