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Head Shaving, Grooming & Care => Trimming Your Head/Hair => Topic started by: josh on November 29, 2006, 02:11:40 PM

Title: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: josh on November 29, 2006, 02:11:40 PM
I will have no hair on my body, too.

yes it hurts, but its worth it

I wax my chest, arms, pits, back and yes even down under

chicks love it, you have no idea

i wax once a month have been for years

anyone else???
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Tyler on November 29, 2006, 02:45:08 PM
Wow!  My wife's wax lady (ok she'll probably kill me for revealing that) is always trying to get me to get waxed down yonder.  There are two problems I see in this.  The first being that I'm afraid that it will hurt way too much.  The second being that the wax lady is from Brazil and is smoking hot (don't worry, I tell my wife how hot she is)  and I'm afraid that I'll get too excited, but when I think about it, I'll probably be too scared to be excited.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Tyler on November 29, 2006, 02:49:11 PM
Oh, and welcome to Sly Bald Guys!  I think you win the WOW award for a post on the first day of being here.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: ar3inc on November 29, 2006, 06:40:34 PM
Welcome Jo$h!  I understand to no hair concept, but waxing the kids is uhh... ouch! 
I tried the wax on the chest and it was painful, but I have not done it again because the irritation I get afterwards.  So I stay with just trimming.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: PigPen on November 30, 2006, 07:05:50 AM
I've got some Scottish ancestry on my mom's side, which makes for some pretty serious body hair. Especially my arms, chest isn't so bad. I don't care if the hair on my chest or around the boys is long enough to braid. I AIN'T WAXIN!!! But to each his own. Welcome aboard jo$h.
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Post by: PBurke on December 08, 2006, 11:19:12 AM
i get the feelin that the family tree has a gorilla in it. ( go ahead bald rob & pigpen. I know you two will take advantage of that one) but i can't imagine waxin the stepkids. holy crap that scares me.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: PigPen on December 08, 2006, 12:09:55 PM
Well hell, it's no fun if you give me permission
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Noner on December 08, 2006, 02:34:08 PM
I will have no hair on my body, too.

yes it hurts, but its worth it

I wax my chest, arms, pits, back and yes even down under

chicks love it, you have no idea

i wax once a month have been for years

anyone else???

I'm too much of a wuss to wax myself. I scream like a girl when I get wax on my hand from a candle.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: BaldRob on December 09, 2006, 06:12:34 PM
i get the feelin that the family tree has a gorilla in it. ( go ahead bald rob & pigpen. I know you two will take advantage of that one) but i can't imagine waxin the stepkids. holy crap that scares me.

Yeah... no fun unless we blindside you...  ;D
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Robmeister on December 09, 2006, 08:15:21 PM
Havin' the hair I can actually get away with being a bit outa shape. In addition to body fat percentage, I need to factor in BODY HAIR percentage.

When I do take it down, I just use my WAHL clippers with the #1 guard, yep even down yonder.  Please don't dwell on that mental picture....it scares the s**t outa me. 

I lock the door and make sure it's locked before that procedure.

Welcome to the Jo$hmeister!!!!
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: wpruitt on December 09, 2006, 10:01:29 PM
I've got some Scottish ancestry on my mom's side, which makes for some pretty serious body hair. Especially my arms, chest isn't so bad. I don't care if the hair on my chest or around the boys is long enough to braid. I AIN'T WAXIN!!! But to each his own. Welcome aboard jo$h.

I agree bro - with you and Noner
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: josh on December 15, 2006, 01:02:01 PM
i know the pain factor is there, but i take a xanax and a percocet before i get waxed

whoever said no pain no gain, never heard of xanax and percocet, LOL
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: ar3inc on December 15, 2006, 02:11:42 PM
I think for me it would take some serious pain killers. :o  I talking the one I can even spell.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: frostillicus123 on January 09, 2007, 10:41:42 AM
I have shaved my body before, back in the days when i was in extreme shape, and swimming and Jujitsu. now that i'm all sloppy and lazy i' just leave the body hair everywhere but down under and the under arms. I shave the pits to help slow down the sweating.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: BigJeffrey on January 09, 2007, 07:18:19 PM
Tyler, dude I don't care how hot that chick is.  If she is coming to rip the hair out by the roots from your most nether of regions...you're not going to get excited.  I would think you'd be concerned about shrinkage and not  impressing the young lass......
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: wpruitt on January 09, 2007, 07:23:25 PM
Tyler, dude I don't care how hot that chick is.  If she is coming to rip the hair out by the roots from your most nether or regions...you're not going to get excited.  I would think you'd be concerned about shrinkage and not  impressing the young lass......
LOL - another great Seinfeldism .... shrinkage
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Tyler on January 09, 2007, 09:52:08 PM
Tyler, dude I don't care how hot that chick is.  If she is coming to rip the hair out by the roots from your most nether or regions...you're not going to get excited.  I would think you'd be concerned about shrinkage and not  impressing the young lass......

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the whole thing would be an embarassing event when it's all said and done.  Especially after I screamed like a girl when hearing rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiippppppppppp!
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: BigJeffrey on January 09, 2007, 10:17:27 PM
That's wince inducing just thinking about it.  I'll leave mine as is....yep, i think so.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: wpruitt on January 10, 2007, 03:11:12 AM
That's wince inducing just thinking about it.  I'll leave mine as is....yep, i think so.
Jeff, you can think so ..... I know so!
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: David on January 10, 2007, 03:46:34 AM
No chance on earth I'd shave other parts of my body not named face/head.

I can't believe that has become such a huge fad nowadays anyways.   
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Robmeister on January 10, 2007, 07:38:23 AM
LOL - another great Seinfeldism .... shrinkage

I absolutely love that show!!  Bill, are you good at Seinfeld trivia?

One of my favorite lines is, "You should have gotten some colateral.  Like his bag of cans....or his.....other....bag of cans."

'member that one?
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: wpruitt on January 10, 2007, 03:32:19 PM
LOL - another great Seinfeldism .... shrinkage

I absolutely love that show!!  Bill, are you good at Seinfeld trivia?

One of my favorite lines is, "You should have gotten some colateral.  Like his bag of cans....or his.....other....bag of cans."

'member that one?
Ah --- a great show about nothing - though i was disappointed with how they ended the series
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Cy on March 28, 2007, 08:46:55 PM
I'd feel a little more than awkward having some lady wax my coinpurse.... "I make your banana cry, $4 dorra mo!"

For those reasons in addition to the pain, I'll stay as-is.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: PigPen on March 29, 2007, 09:05:33 AM
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

LMAO
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: KALBO on May 02, 2007, 05:44:16 PM
Waxing just sounds painful...Nair for Men works well after the initial smell of burnt hair, just read the warning label in its entirety...there is reason it warns you not to get it on your nipples(believe it would be called 1st degree burns).
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Cam on May 02, 2007, 08:38:33 PM
I just trim everything "down there" and shave everything else. Chest, stomach, and arms. Yup. I hate hair.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: champ007 on May 02, 2007, 08:56:45 PM
I will have no hair on my body, too.

yes it hurts, but its worth it

I wax my chest, arms, pits, back and yes even down under

chicks love it, you have no idea

i wax once a month have been for years

anyone else???
Josh you seem to have eyebrows in the pic  ???...seems there was another thread about shaving eyebrows.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: JohnMont on June 11, 2007, 11:24:30 AM
LOL - another great Seinfeldism .... shrinkage

I absolutely love that show!!  Bill, are you good at Seinfeld trivia?

another great episode is the one about George and the candy machine.   only seen it once.  some great one-liners tht are only funny in context.
John.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Bolohead on July 24, 2007, 04:40:21 AM
Ah come on.... where is your sense of adventure  :*))


Dare To Go Bare
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Timmay on July 24, 2007, 09:11:12 AM
Well I dont go bare anywhere but my head...but trimming is a must.  Someone mentioned before they couldnt believe it was a fad.  I dont really think it is a fad....it is just keeping your body well groomed.  Im sorry but for men jsut as much as women....if a lay day was to drop her undies and her bush was bigger than her head...i would have to run...i just think keeping it all nice and trimmed up is way better than having the redwood forest down there.  But to each his own....so clip or braid you choose.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Sooner Steve on July 24, 2007, 11:48:57 AM
 I know this is an old topic. However, I got a chuckle out of reading it.  As many have said, to each his own on the waxing topic.  As for me, I am leaving Big Sam & The Boys as is.   ;D
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: rickybobby on December 18, 2007, 08:40:47 PM
i waxed  my back last summer....not too much hair just 2 weird looking patches....the chick who did it was crazy! she knocked over her tray table thingy waxing me....not that it hurt(it was kinda refreshing) it just left me w/some weird rash/bumpy deal on my back. But waxing the package??? not sure that wouldnt hurt like hell! try just trimming w/ a clipper or scissors maybe.....a dude i used to work with said he thought he had hacked off half a nut....so maybe thats not to good either....
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: DeathAdder on January 19, 2008, 10:55:31 PM
Heheheh..
Somewhere I heard that if you mix lemon juice and water and suger together it forms together to remove hair. I am not 100% Sure on it, But I am looking..
Or.. While I wait to see if other people know if this is true/works, I think I will go try and make it and see what it turns out to be...
EDIT:
Just looked it up (no need for me to experiment at 1"oo in the morning), It has to be three parts suger, Half part water, Half part lemon juice(Got it off a Yahoo! Answer). Does it work? I have no clue. Shall I try and find out in the morning? Maybe
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Post by: mojim on March 12, 2008, 03:14:24 PM
owwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
The clip in the movie "40 year old virgin" of Steve Carrell getting his chest waxed is enough to scare me away for ever.. :'(
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Marz on March 12, 2008, 03:38:16 PM
I have had my back waxed... no big deal at all.

I am no gorilla though.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: mojim on March 12, 2008, 05:17:30 PM
Really???
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Marz on March 12, 2008, 06:56:59 PM
Seriously.

I was kinda worried that it would be painful as I had the same "40 Year Old Virgin" scene playing in my head. The lady that did it came in and asked "have you ever been waxed before?" and I of course answered "only the Manzillian" and we shared a laugh then I looked her in the eye and said "no, really"... then started laughing gain and assured her I had never had any waxing done before. She went on to tell me that it hurts but not unbearably.

I took off my shirt and let her go to town.

It was nothing really, a little discomfort but really it is no big deal. If getting a tattoo was an 8, this would rank a 4 or 5. Plus it only took her about 10 min and I had a back like a male model (aside from the beer belly attached to the front of it).

Its one of those things that if you have ever thought about it, fork over the cash and do it at least once. I promise if it makes you cry I will Fed Ex a lollypop to ya.

 O0
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Post by: Razor X on March 12, 2008, 07:06:40 PM
Seriously.

I was kinda worried that it would be painful as I had the same "40 Year Old Virgin" scene playing in my head. The lady that did it came in and asked "have you ever been waxed before?" and I of course answered "only the Manzillian" and we shared a laugh then I looked her in the eye and said "no, really"... then started laughing gain and assured her I had never had any waxing done before. She went on to tell me that it hurts but not unbearably.

I took off my shirt and let her go to town.

It was nothing really, a little discomfort but really it is no big deal. If getting a tattoo was an 8, this would rank a 4 or 5. Plus it only took her about 10 min and I had a back like a male model (aside from the beer belly attached to the front of it).

Its one of those things that if you have ever thought about it, fork over the cash and do it at least once. I promise if it makes you cry I will Fed Ex a lollypop to ya.

 O0

I would imagine that getting the chest waxed is a lot more painful than getting the back done.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Marz on March 12, 2008, 07:12:22 PM
Seriously.

I was kinda worried that it would be painful as I had the same "40 Year Old Virgin" scene playing in my head. The lady that did it came in and asked "have you ever been waxed before?" and I of course answered "only the Manzillian" and we shared a laugh then I looked her in the eye and said "no, really"... then started laughing gain and assured her I had never had any waxing done before. She went on to tell me that it hurts but not unbearably.

I took off my shirt and let her go to town.

It was nothing really, a little discomfort but really it is no big deal. If getting a tattoo was an 8, this would rank a 4 or 5. Plus it only took her about 10 min and I had a back like a male model (aside from the beer belly attached to the front of it).

Its one of those things that if you have ever thought about it, fork over the cash and do it at least once. I promise if it makes you cry I will Fed Ex a lollypop to ya.

 O0

I would imagine that getting the chest waxed is a lot more painful than getting the back done.

I dont think it would be much worse... I did realize that if you have a woman that waxes... she loves you very much.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: BALDANDRE on March 12, 2008, 07:17:41 PM
Seriously.

I was kinda worried that it would be painful as I had the same "40 Year Old Virgin" scene playing in my head. The lady that did it came in and asked "have you ever been waxed before?" and I of course answered "only the Manzillian" and we shared a laugh then I looked her in the eye and said "no, really"... then started laughing gain and assured her I had never had any waxing done before. She went on to tell me that it hurts but not unbearably.

I took off my shirt and let her go to town.

It was nothing really, a little discomfort but really it is no big deal. If getting a tattoo was an 8, this would rank a 4 or 5. Plus it only took her about 10 min and I had a back like a male model (aside from the beer belly attached to the front of it).

Its one of those things that if you have ever thought about it, fork over the cash and do it at least once. I promise if it makes you cry I will Fed Ex a lollypop to ya.

 O0

Cool, you had the guts to do it...

but since you've ventured into the "wax zone" have you ever thought about goin' for the waxed dome?

Seems like the skin would even be more taught then the back, possibly making it a little less painful yet...

maybe? >:D
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: mojim on March 12, 2008, 08:59:38 PM
I might just dip my entire body in wax... :*))
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Post by: BALDANDRE on March 12, 2008, 09:01:57 PM
I might just dip my entire body in wax... :*))

Be sure to youtube it....would love to see that...ouch!!!!! :o
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Post by: Marz on March 13, 2008, 09:42:57 AM
Seriously.

I was kinda worried that it would be painful as I had the same "40 Year Old Virgin" scene playing in my head. The lady that did it came in and asked "have you ever been waxed before?" and I of course answered "only the Manzillian" and we shared a laugh then I looked her in the eye and said "no, really"... then started laughing gain and assured her I had never had any waxing done before. She went on to tell me that it hurts but not unbearably.

I took off my shirt and let her go to town.

It was nothing really, a little discomfort but really it is no big deal. If getting a tattoo was an 8, this would rank a 4 or 5. Plus it only took her about 10 min and I had a back like a male model (aside from the beer belly attached to the front of it).

Its one of those things that if you have ever thought about it, fork over the cash and do it at least once. I promise if it makes you cry I will Fed Ex a lollypop to ya.

 O0

Cool, you had the guts to do it...

but since you've ventured into the "wax zone" have you ever thought about goin' for the waxed dome?

Seems like the skin would even be more taught then the back, possibly making it a little less painful yet...

maybe? >:D

Yeah but so much more hair per sq. in. I think it would be pretty painful.
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: BALDANDRE on March 13, 2008, 02:45:43 PM

Yeah but so much more hair per sq. in. I think it would be pretty painful.

I hear ya brutha...

but you look like a pretty tough dude...I bet you could take it! ;)
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Razor X on March 13, 2008, 06:51:30 PM

Yeah but so much more hair per sq. in. I think it would be pretty painful.

I hear ya brutha...

but you look like a pretty tough dude...I bet you could take it! ;)

Careful, Marz ... BaldAndre has mastered the art of persuasion when it comes to this sort of thing ....
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: BALDANDRE on March 13, 2008, 07:05:56 PM

Yeah but so much more hair per sq. in. I think it would be pretty painful.

I hear ya brutha...

but you look like a pretty tough dude...I bet you could take it! ;)

Careful, Marz ... BaldAndre has mastered the art of persuasion when it comes to this sort of thing ....

D@mn, dude!

I was just starting the fun ride... >:D

You MUST have told people they had a sign taped to their back way back in the good ol' skool days! ;)

Naw, I wasn't goin' that route of persuasion....

but you know, now that you mention it, Marz would look totally badass with a completely waxed no shadow dome ^-^
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Razor X on March 13, 2008, 07:09:16 PM


You MUST have told people they had a sign taped to their back way back in the good ol' skool days! ;)


Nah, most of the time I was the one with the sign taped to my back.   ;D
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Marz on March 17, 2008, 09:39:09 AM

but you know, now that you mention it, Marz would look totally badass with a completely waxed no shadow dome ^-^

But I would look like such a sissy crying as they waxed it..  :*)) :*))
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: rickybobby on April 01, 2008, 10:40:33 PM
yeah i just got my back and eyebrows waxed 4 a friends wedding(i was best man) so i figured there was going to be a lot of pics...never did it b4 so i figured y not? not sure if i'll ever do it again. seems to metro 4 me...not really too into my personal appearance
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Post by: Timmay on April 01, 2008, 10:43:33 PM
I dont think keeping your eyebrows trimmed up or wax is too metro.  I cant stand it when Im talking to an older gentleman and he has a dozen or more "wild" eyebrow hairs going in every directions.  Pluck them damn things out or something....bushy eyebrows arent my thing...so I trim mine up. 
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: Marz on May 06, 2008, 10:42:26 AM
you know, I think I am going to go for it this year... full wax, everything but the skull, arms and legs...

Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: BALDANDRE on May 06, 2008, 10:47:11 AM
you know, I think I am going to go for it this year... full wax, everything but the skull, arms and legs...



Now, why stop at the skull..

dude you can go to unknown territory for all us bald enthusiasts!


I hear ya though, would love to get rid of the arm hair completely, but to me and the angle I always see my forearms they are two small to carry it off...

Let us know how the big wax job goes though...it should be interesting!
Title: Re: If I have NO hair on my head then...
Post by: zetaeffe on May 06, 2008, 11:43:47 AM
you know, I think I am going to go for it this year... full wax, everything but the skull, arms and legs...


Really?? cool! I would like to go that way myself, and actually shave part of my body
sometime... but to go totally smooth I think I would need to be in great shape
to look good, which is not the case unfortunately  ;)

Let us know how things will go.