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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: warhawk on November 14, 2007, 08:29:12 AM
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hello fellow chrome domes... just wanted 2 share with ya a funny e-mail that i received the other day from a good buddy of mine. hope u enjoy.
a stranger was seated 2 next a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned 2 her & said, "let's talk. i've heard that flights go quicker if u strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." the little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said 2 the stranger, "what would u like 2 talk about?" "oh, i don't know," said the stranger, "how about nuclear power?" "ok," she said. "that could b an interesting topic but let me ask u a question first. a horse, a cow, & a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, & a cow produces clumps of dried grass. why do u suppose that it?"
the stranger thinks about it & says, "hmmm, i have no idea," to whom the little girl replies, "do u really feel qualified 2 discuss nuclear power when u don't know sh!t?"
WARHAWK O0
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Kids say the darnedest things!
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You're just too funny, Warhawk. :*))