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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: SLYinKC on October 06, 2007, 07:17:51 PM

Title: Redneck Marijuana Filled Firewood
Post by: SLYinKC on October 06, 2007, 07:17:51 PM

Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every
piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-r-dun)

Title: Re: Redneck Marijuana Filled Firewood
Post by: Tyler on October 07, 2007, 03:23:23 AM

LOL!! That's awesome!  I wish I would have known that as a kid...would have saved me some time and blistered hands.   !d3@

Title: Re: Redneck Marijuana Filled Firewood
Post by: JDog on October 07, 2007, 04:02:32 AM

LOL good one KC ;D O0

I wonder if that would work in real life :-\

Title: Re: Redneck Marijuana Filled Firewood
Post by: Paul on October 08, 2007, 02:54:22 PM

That's a great one KC :*))  Just wish I'd read it BEFORE I chopped my firewood this weekend :Xo!

Title: Re: Redneck Marijuana Filled Firewood
Post by: warhawk on October 08, 2007, 07:38:50 PM

good one....slyinkc :*)) :*)) :*))

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: Redneck Marijuana Filled Firewood
Post by: Cam on October 08, 2007, 07:58:23 PM

Nice! I bet that sh*t would totally work in Texas.  ;D

Title: Re: Redneck Marijuana Filled Firewood
Post by: nomad on October 17, 2007, 08:24:47 PM

KC I'm dieing over here thats killin me.
 :*)) :popo :*)) :popo :*)) :popo