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Discussions About Being Bald => Reactions to being Bald => Topic started by: PBurke on November 15, 2006, 12:16:12 PM
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what are some of the funny nicknames that you have gotten from hairy people. my life is a neverending stream of goofy names. i guess they think it will make me grow my hair back or something. who knows? owell i just wanted to hear some of your funny names that people have used.
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I get Mr. Clean a lot. But not much else.
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i actually heard a new one yesterday. baldylocks. at least new to me. my name is paul so some guys at work rhyme paul and bald with everything they can think of. gets funny sometimes.
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I guess people tend to think all guys with shaved heads look alike. It was really pissing me off so I made a list of the top 5 people that I am mistaken for to clear up the confusion:
1.   I’m not Dave Attell though it is really freakin scary how we look alike
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2.   I’m not Ed from Live. I can’t even play the guitar
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3.   I’m not in Simple plan and that guy pretends he’s me sometimes to get in to comedy clubs for free.
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4.   I’m not Patrick Stuart though I did fly the enterprise at the Hilton in Vegas
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5.   I’m not Ben Kingsley even though I am a Sexy Beast
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And of course FU to everyone who says a joke about MR. Clean. It’s been done to death.
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LOL...that's great Noner!
No, I'm not trying to look like Edward Norton from American History X
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No, I was not married to J-Lo (but I would marry her) and my name is not Chris Judd
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Definetly not Tim McGraw (I get this when I wear a hat)
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I did once play Larry The Cable Guy for halloween - Get 'R' Done!
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I get Vin a lot. It drives me nuts.
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I get Vin a lot. It drives me nuts.
I can see that!
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yeah i can see vin too. hey tyler that was a pretty good larry. i have a reddish goatee so i get stone cold alot.
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My dad was the first one that made the Stone Cold reference when I started shaving my head.
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My dad was the first one that made the Stone Cold reference when I started shaving my head.
I'm impressed your dad knows who Stone Cold is...
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Anyone ever get called "cue ball?"
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yessir. somebody called me ziggy earlier today. chrome dome, shiny top. hell one of the guys at work told me to put a hat on so a frost did not settle on "that thing". gets old. i need to find a way to make fun of them cause they have hair.
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I'm impressed your dad knows who Stone Cold is...
I come from a long line of rednecks, we like to watch rasslin...
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Though it doesn't make sense (and you must believe me, I have no idea why they came up with it),
but I have been called "Harry Hamster" and "Harry Balls"...
Ah, I probably shouldn't have mentioned it...
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I agree with Noner on the "Mr. Clean" reference.....its been done and over done. Yes, I do have a hoop earring but only in one ear, and NO I never wear a white tee shirt and white pants together ...Matter of fact, I don't even own white pants.
You guys will get a kick out of this one...the other day I met someone for the first time that had been told I was a downhill skateboard racer...they asked if I shaved my head for better "aerodynamics". I hope they were joking but the look on their face gave me the distinct impression they were serious.
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somebody called me " butterbean" this morning. that is foul.
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Damn Paul, do they not like you or what?
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it don't hurt coming from another bald guy. what is funny is that i can still grow a head of hair if i choose to. so it really don't mean a whole lot coming from him. hahaha
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Butterbean? GEEZ.....a butt kicking probably almost would have insued!
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Hang on, hang on, what does "butterbean" mean, anyway?
Would somebody please be so kind explaining it to me?
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In my neck of the woods calling someone "butterbean" is sort of like saying they are all soft, squishy, and well, just butterbean like....I can't really describe what it means other than that.....It's one of those terms that coming from your grandma it would be fine because it would be endearing...but from another dude it would be like, well, wierd.
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i think he refering to the fighter. but you just have to know this dude. his sense of humor is wierd. besides, i can't hit a man who has served his country in iraq. well not just for that.
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this is Butterbean the boxer/MMA fighter.
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thanks T. really don't look like him at all. but hey, i have been called worse by better.
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OMG!!! The guy's huge and...ugly. No wonder you were offended pburke.
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WOW, I always learn something new.
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Actually I got a new one today.
"fresh cut"
What's up fresh cut?
What am I a stalk of celery?
Its one of the lamer ones I've heard.
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Our payroll lady made up a rhyme for me
"Pelon, pelon cabeza de melon"
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no habla. ???
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no habla. ???
Pelon, Pelon head of a Melon! LOL
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Pretty much "Baldy, baldy head like a melon"
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I work with a bunch of computer geeks and I stamp smiley faces on my office calendar every time I get laid...
They don't call me much of anything... ;)
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LOL... nice Lex!! You da man!!
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HAHAHHAHAHAHA...I wouldn't call you much of anything except sir, Lex.
;D
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Stone Cold
Goldberg
Baldy Smalldy
The ORIGINAL GA DOME!!! (a nickname I gave myself)
Mace Windu
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The Robster
Robmeister
Roberto
'Berto
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spent the last two days with the inlaws, all of them. we get along but i got a new name from it. paw-in-law decided it would be funny to call me onion. which was funny, the first hundred times. but they ran it into the ground. and it got old.
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Strange how there is always some picking on you Paul. ;);D
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But... probably the funniest nickname I've heard was a few years ago, when I was called to the ER for a consultation on a particularly hectic night. As I was speaking to one of the ER docs about the patient I had just evaluated....from the other side of the curtain....the patient started chanting..."Triple X...Triple X..Triple X"....in obvious reference to his assertion that my shaved headed look reminded him of Vin Diesel....
That's funny!!
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Baldy
Cue ball
(but in dutch for I live in the Netherlands)
and hey, what about egghead? anybody been called egghead ?
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Lets see: MR. CLEAN (OF COURSE, MY SCREEN NAME), Dr. Evil, Baldy, Q-BALL, dummy (thanks Mom for that one!), John Q, Kojac (that was taken more as a compliment). I swear, all that they are trying to do is keep a good Bald Brother Down in this World @c3
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The kids at school like to call me Stone Cold. Thats been about it.
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But... probably the funniest nickname I've heard was a few years ago, when I was called to the ER for a consultation on a particularly hectic night. As I was speaking to one of the ER docs about the patient I had just evaluated....from the other side of the curtain....the patient started chanting..."Triple X...Triple X..Triple X"....in obvious reference to his assertion that my shaved headed look reminded him of Vin Diesel....
Actually, aside from my on-line nickname (Slickdome), my real-life nicknames aren't related to my shaved-headedness (is that a word?...it is now...lol) at all. ;)
J.J. is what I typically go by, but my extended initials...JJAM...pronounced "J-Jam"...is probably the most common variation. I once had a girlfriend who hated it when my buddies called me JJAM; she was pretty clever (among other things...hehehe) and she decided that JJAM stood for "Jolly JackAss Meat"... :D
J.J.
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first guy that calls me Paul Shaffer gets his ass kicked... :x!
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i've been slick on top since i was 26..so i've heard quite a few bald cracks from friends....i gotten the "dude..you look like a D**K with ears" lol
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first guy that calls me Paul Shaffer gets his ass kicked... :x!
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i've been slick on top since i was 26..so i've heard quite a few bald cracks from friends....i gotten the "dude..you look like a D**K with ears" lol
Hi Mr. Shaffer
:*))
$@y
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let me re-phrase that....the first guy with hair that calls me Paul Shaffer gets his ass kicked ;D
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Nahhhh.....Paul Shaffer....is a short little s%^t with narrow shoulders, man. GREAT musician...but tiny guy.
You, Grasshoppa, appear to be a strapping gent of generous proportions.
By the way...the clean-shavin' face really works, bud!! O0
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let me re-phrase that....the first guy with hair that calls me Paul Shaffer gets his ass kicked ;D
Hi Mr. Shaffer, we are glad to have another celeb in the group. Oh and can I get your autograph?? ;D
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dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!
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dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!
Does that mean I won't be getting the autograph? :'( >:D ;D
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i'll have my people contact your people...
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dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!
and what if a gal calls you Mr Shaffer? ;) >:D
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dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!
and what if a gal calls you Mr Shaffer? ;) >:D
Well, Mr. KajunGrasshoppa, looks like you'll have to drop the threat.....too many loopholes.
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this is probably one of those time's when he wished he'd kept his mouth shut...
(or at least not typed it ;))
looking good btw Mr Robmeister!! :-*
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dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!
and what if a gal calls you Mr Shaffer? ;) >:D
i'll kiss her ass! ;D
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dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!
and what if a gal calls you Mr Shaffer? ;) >:D
i'll kiss her ass! ;D
HAHA! How's that for a loophole? Good creativity Kajun
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dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!
and what if a gal calls you Mr Shaffer? ;) >:D
i'll kiss her ass! ;D
Well then Mr Shaffer, kiss this!
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Well then Mr Shaffer, kiss this!
OK....now...That's gonna REALLY mess with my mind wondering if that's really your "bum", MBabe :D :XX >:D :@`
pray tell ^-^
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sorry to shatter your illusion (and anyone elses') no, that is not my
bum.
I have more class than that. ;)
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sorry to shatter your illusion (and anyone elses') no, that is not my
bum.
I have more class than that. ;)
:*)) What, a black thong makes it classier?
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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no, that is not my
bum.
WHEW!!!!....I'm better now ::)
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sorry to shatter your illusion (and anyone elses') no, that is not my
bum.
I have more class than that. ;)
:*)) What, a black thong makes it classier?
No Mr Schro, that would be white, to represent my wholesomeness and innocence
5k!v ;) :-*
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Perv!!! ;D :P
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sorry to shatter your illusion (and anyone elses') no, that is not my
bum.
I have more class than that. ;)
:*)) What, a black thong makes it classier?
No Mr Schro, that would be white, to represent my wholesomeness and innocence
5k!v ;) :-*
B$F!g
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What?!!! ^-^
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:*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
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What?!!! ^-^
I have a feeling your halo is supported by a couple of horns, MBabe. d#~
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What?!!! ^-^
I have a feeling your halo is supported by a couple of horns, MBabe. d#~
What is it Schro?....nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more?!!!
hehehe!!
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Bet she does! Bet she does!
NEE!
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Well then Mr Shaffer, kiss this!
good lawd! help a brotha in his time of need!
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I get "Buddha" a lot. Time to hit the gym!!!!
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Dude, go to Spencers Gifts... I saw a shirt there one time that had a Buddha on it with the words surounding: "I MAY BE FAT, BUT MY DI#$ IS HUGE". Work with your Strenghts ;D
Went as Rub Me Buddha for Holloween... Good Times, Great Oldies 8)
I get "Buddha" a lot. Time to hit the gym!!!!
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LOL I saw that shirt.... but it was a picture of a rooster, I think.... not the D word.
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A co-worker called me "Curly" yesterday. I said "Curly?" He said, yeah, wasn't he one of the Three Stooges! SHEESH! :x!
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A co-worker called me "Curly" yesterday. I said "Curly?" He said, yeah, wasn't he one of the Three Stooges! SHEESH! :x!
Dude, I would take that as a MAJOR compliment! Like Cojak, Stone Cold Steve Austin, & Howie Mandel, He flew the Sly Flag Proudly and with Skill. The man Brought Laughter to Millions & is considered to this day as one of the most influential Sly Guys Ever. Think about it, He Rocked the Sly Look back in the Day when NOBODY [that includes athletes] Roled with the look. Like I said, I would return that comment with a swift "Thankyou"! h3ry3
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in spanish=calvito
in english=little bald
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fits you JP. Big things come in Small Bald Packages right!
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Most of my friends call me skinhead or cueball but I answer to all of them: Curly, Kojack, Telly, Yul, Chromedome(get that and Baldie a lot), bullet head(get that a lot also)
I also get told to, "Go get a haircut, long hair!"; "Go wax your head!"; "Get out here, the glare is blinding me...."
I sort of enjoy it actually. I also do a good Curly -Three Stooges impersonation and it gets them going! lol
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Most of my friends call me skinhead or cueball but I answer to all of them: Curly, Kojack, Telly, Yul, Chromedome(get that and Baldie a lot), bullet head(get that a lot also)
I also get told to, "Go get a haircut, long hair!"; "Go wax your head!"; "Get out here, the glare is blinding me...."
I sort of enjoy it actually. I also do a good Curly -Three Stooges impersonation and it gets them going! lol
Too funny! Welcome to Sly Bald Guys bro!
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simply Yeti.... from all. ;)
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Shrek! better than Fiona I guess. :o
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I enjoy it the ribbing too by my buddies. They'll call me Baldy, Slick, Conehead and say that the shine is affecting my thinking or the humidity is giving me a bad hair day. But i throw it back at them, and call them a Long Hair and to get a haircut.
Keep it sly.
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I once got, "Hey Skinhead! Who does your hair?!" at work, followed by the idiots laughing in the peanut gallery. I told them that my barbers name was Schick. lol
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I once got, "Hey Skinhead! Who does your hair?!" at work, followed by the idiots laughing in the peanut gallery. I told them that my barbers name was Schick. lol
Nice comeback!!! I give you points for originality.
Some are just not meant to share the pleasure of a Full Head Shave at their local Barber. Nothing like the Hot Cream followed by a Str8 Blade! O0
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Yep, the wife already has called me Kojak and another refered to Bruce Willis.
Gotta love em :@`
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My kids call me old man...because that is what happens to guys who get old...according to my son who is 9
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In my family its an offence to be given a nick name or have your name mispronounced, I've had a lot of teachers get p-o'ed at me for not responding to when they cannot pronounce my surname, gotta have pride in who you are!
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keep getting cue ball from the boss.
i was hoping for something a bit more creative!
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I think I heard from one person mark mcguire but I am not as big as him lol.
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i get called by the typical nicknames: baldy, cue ball, mr. clean, kojak... the most original was "charlie brown". :D
WARHAWK O0
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I get the "Mr. Clean" and "Slick Head" lol.....
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Lay-Days tend to call me "sexy" and "hottie" lately. maybe it is like calling a fat guy tiny. who knows.
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Many folks think I am a dead ringer for the character Bruce Willis played in Pulp Fiction, Butch Coolidge. I'm also called buzz & of course, Mr. Klean ::)
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Had a guy at the bar recently who wanted a drink call me "Curly"....
The way he said it didn't sit well with me....came off as disrespectful >:(
...I took care of the friendlier patrons before I got around to his drink ^-^
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YO CURLY GIVE ME A DRINK! yeah you did what I would have done too. I had a lady walk into my store and first thing out of her mouth was ..WELL YOU LOOK LIKE sh*t!
I just looked at her and said there's the door.
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Had a guy at the bar recently who wanted a drink call me "Curly"....
^-^
i was thinking more like a sly SHEMP, but i could see curly too. :*)) :*)) so go fix me a damn drink curly. :x!
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My wife came up with "Slick 51" and another friend calls me "Shrek" because he is bald and wear hawaiian shirts..... :*))
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...I took care of the friendlier patrons before I got around to his drink ^-^
Then I went over and tore off his right arm. And before shoving it up his arse, I beat him about the head and face with it...
now I feel bad.....I'd shake his hand in apology...but I don't shake left-handed....and I'd have to bend him over to shake right handed....
dang...did I go too far?
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hehe well it seems the plethoria of insults that my workmates can come up with is endless. I think they go homw and search the next for things to call me the next day at work. :)
one favorite seems to be Peter Garrett
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hehe but anyone whos bald and a celeb I tend to cop .. Oh yeah I have been told I look like im 50 also ???
The truck driver told me that today, but I was teasing him and calling him a whimp for not being able to lift something heavy so..
Anyway he has the biggest beer gut and My revenge on him will be monday morning when he looks in his in tray and finds : A guide to being pregnant and a guide on choosing your babies name >:D
I am still under the impression that its jealosy that I had the balls to shave my head.
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Gotta love Peter Garrett. He has been sly since the early 80's
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Yep, Jdog another sly pioneer. Also the drummer from The Firm w/ Jimmy Page. O0
Glen, I agree with you on the jealousy thing, they wish they had the guts (and cojones)to to do it and stand up like us, bald and proud with confidence showing.
Once you show them you are going to keep it sly, it should die down.
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I haven't got any comments since goin sly but I've always been called the big show, because of my size.
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Like everyone else here, I've been called "Mr. Clean". I get "Slick" a lot. One I got the other day was "Hey, Destro!"
Destro was the O G Slyguy :)
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I was bowling with some guys today, and they nicknamed everyone.
I ended up on the automatic scorer as "Q-Ball"
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I got my first nickname and or comments on this job.
one of the guys in the store gave me the Vin Diesel thing (i don't know where that came from)
and one of my guys was ribbin' me about the shine was too much off my mellon that he couldn't understand what I was tellin' him
It was all way too funny
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I got my first nickname and or comments on this job.
one of the guys in the store gave me the Vin Diesel thing (i don't know where that came from)
and one of my guys was ribbin' me about the shine was too much off my mellon that he couldn't understand what I was tellin' him
It was all way too funny
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Nomad, I hear you on the shine thing. I get daily comments on the high level brightness on my shine. I have even gotten complaints from the Aviation Department about airplanes not being able to land because of the reflection off my bald head >:D O0
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I get daily comments on the high level brightness on my shine. I have even gotten complaints from the Aviation Department about airplanes not being able to land because of the reflection off my bald head >:D O0
Funny...and to think they are probably thinkin' they are razzing you on the bald head..
when to all us slick and sly dudes it's a very high compliment!! O0
Gotta love it!
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I did love it Andre, it was way cool
I hope they keep it up, it keeps me sly smiling. O:O 8)
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I was recently called a loveable teady bear. ??? But I'm not complaining because it came from a very beautiful girl. O0
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A lot of people called me Arnold before the cut.....
Mr. Clean is what a few ladies call me at work....
My best friend called me every bald celebrity he could think of, including one that wasn't mentioned here: Wofat.
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Anyone ever get called "cue ball?"
I know this was from an old post..but I got called cue ball last night. I was out at the bar and I was playing pool and I scratched...right in the corner pocket..and one of my buddies looked at me and asked me how it felt to sink a family member..lol
Purtty damn good I told em..lol
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Anyone ever get called "cue ball?"
I know this was from an old post..but I got called cue ball last night. I was out at the bar and I was playing pool and I scratched...right in the corner pocket..and one of my buddies looked at me and asked me how it felt to sink a family member..lol
Purtty damn good I told em..lol
That's quick thinking Tim!
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My last name is Crane, and everyone has been calling me "Cranium" :D
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LOL
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I got Mr. Bigglesworth last night at work... I was told someone came up with that cause they think I'm small although I don't see how at 6' 200lbs I'm small :*))
Also the other day I was heading to a friends house for the Montreal Philly game and they thought it would be funny to blare George Thorogood's "Get A Haircut" as I pulled into the driveway and went into their house...
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my friends are so uncreative, I just get 'baldie."
That said, I hate when a stranger referees to me as 'THE BALD GUY." Like: 'the bald guy is next in line."
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I agree with Noner on the "Mr. Clean" reference.....its been done and over done. Yes, I do have a hoop earring but only in one ear, and NO I never wear a white tee shirt and white pants together ...Matter of fact, I don't even own white pants.
You guys will get a kick out of this one...the other day I met someone for the first time that had been told I was a downhill skateboard racer...they asked if I shaved my head for better "aerodynamics". I hope they were joking but the look on their face gave me the distinct impression they were serious.
I belong to a Miata Club and some of the group are very serious autocross racers. I once told them that I shave my head because it lets me go faster on the track and also improves my MPG..........and for about half a second, they seemed to believe me! (My goodness but those guys are so gullible!)
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A girl I know says that every time she cleans with Mr. Clean, she thinks of me lol. I take it as a compliment.
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I hear a lot "Mr.Clean" o "Maestro Limpio".
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Hey,
Chrome Dome is my favorite.
Bald Dave
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One of my nicknames in college was Diesel although it had nothing to do with Vin Diesel.
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Havent really heard many, if any at all.
But recently got new beanies with the work logo on then. Tried one on to see how it fit (I've got a larger than average head. Hate that one size fits all BS) and a fellow worker said that I looked like Goldberg.
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Jester or Jesk is what I get, based off my last name. I have never had my baldness drawn attention to by adults, more often my beard. But have had a child question why my hair was on the wrong end of my head
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Hey,
Chrome Dome is my favorite.
Bald Dave
A chick would have to be super HOT before I would let her get away with, Chrome Dome.
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Hey,
Chrome Dome is my favorite.
Bald Dave
A chick would have to be super HOT before I would let her get away with, Chrome Dome.
I had a girl mad at me and in an argument she called me 'You Bald Mother Fucker.' Ouch.
She was always a good f**k so I just let that jab roll off.
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Hey,
Chrome Dome is my favorite.
Bald Dave
A chick would have to be super HOT before I would let her get away with, Chrome Dome.
I had a girl mad at me and in an argument she called me 'You Bald Mother Fucker.' Ouch.
She was always a good f**k so I just let that jab roll off.
You bald mother f@#ker?
Hahaha, I'd laugh and take that as a compliment. I'd love to get called that by an angry chick.
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Hey,
Chrome Dome is my favorite.
Bald Dave
A chick would have to be super HOT before I would let her get away with, Chrome Dome.
I had a girl mad at me and in an argument she called me 'You Bald Mother Fucker.' Ouch.
She was always a good f**k so I just let that jab roll off.
You bald mother f@#ker?
Hahaha, I'd laugh and take that as a compliment. I'd love to get called that by an angry chick.
Yeah, it's funny now; but at the time I was annoyed—and prob drunk.