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Discussions About Being Bald => Reactions to being Bald => Topic started by: PBurke on November 15, 2006, 12:16:12 PM

Title: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on November 15, 2006, 12:16:12 PM
 what are some of the funny nicknames that you have gotten from hairy people. my life is a neverending stream of goofy names. i guess they think it will make me grow my hair back or something. who knows? owell i just wanted to hear some of your funny names that people have used.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on November 15, 2006, 02:17:50 PM
I get Mr. Clean a lot.  But not much else.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on November 15, 2006, 02:32:53 PM
i actually heard a new one yesterday. baldylocks. at least new to me. my name is paul so some guys at work rhyme paul and bald with everything they can think of. gets funny sometimes.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Noner on November 15, 2006, 03:29:56 PM
I guess people tend to think all guys with shaved heads look alike. It was really pissing me off so I made a list of the top 5 people that I am mistaken for to clear up the confusion:

 

1.      I’m not Dave Attell though it is really freakin scary how we look alike
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2.      I’m not Ed from Live. I can’t even play the guitar

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 3.      I’m not in Simple plan and that guy pretends he’s me sometimes to get in to comedy clubs for free.

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4.      I’m not Patrick Stuart though I did fly the enterprise at the Hilton in Vegas

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5.      I’m not Ben Kingsley even though I am a Sexy Beast
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And of course FU to everyone who says a joke about MR. Clean. It’s been done to death.

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Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on November 15, 2006, 04:07:41 PM
LOL...that's great Noner!

No, I'm not trying to look like Edward Norton from American History X

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No, I was not married to J-Lo (but I would marry her) and my name is not Chris Judd

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Definetly not Tim McGraw (I get this when I wear a hat)

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I did once play Larry The Cable Guy for halloween - Get 'R' Done!

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Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: ar3inc on November 15, 2006, 05:44:54 PM
I get Vin a lot.  It drives me nuts.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on November 15, 2006, 05:51:03 PM
I get Vin a lot.  It drives me nuts.

I can see that!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on November 16, 2006, 05:55:01 AM
yeah i can see vin too. hey tyler that was a pretty good larry. i have a reddish goatee so i get stone cold alot.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PigPen on November 16, 2006, 10:09:59 AM
My dad was the first one that made the Stone Cold reference when I started shaving my head.

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Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on November 20, 2006, 02:21:19 PM
My dad was the first one that made the Stone Cold reference when I started shaving my head.

I'm impressed your dad knows who Stone Cold is...
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on November 20, 2006, 02:21:47 PM
Anyone ever get called "cue ball?"
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on November 20, 2006, 02:52:20 PM
yessir. somebody called me ziggy earlier today. chrome dome, shiny top. hell one of the guys at work told me to put a hat on so a frost did not settle on "that thing". gets old. i need to find a way to make fun of them cause they have hair.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PigPen on November 20, 2006, 03:35:24 PM
I'm impressed your dad knows who Stone Cold is...
Quote

I come from a long line of rednecks, we like to watch rasslin...
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: happyharry on December 05, 2006, 05:26:54 AM
Though it doesn't make sense (and you must believe me, I have no idea why they came up with it),
but I have been called "Harry Hamster" and "Harry Balls"...

Ah, I probably shouldn't have mentioned it...
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MC HammerHead on December 05, 2006, 07:15:28 AM
I agree with Noner on the "Mr. Clean" reference.....its been done and over done.  Yes, I do have a hoop earring but only in one ear, and NO I never wear a white tee shirt and white pants together ...Matter of fact, I don't even own white pants.

You guys will get a kick out of this one...the other day I met someone for the first time that had been told I was a downhill skateboard racer...they asked if I shaved my head for better "aerodynamics".   I hope they were joking but the look on their face gave me the distinct impression they were serious.

Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on December 05, 2006, 09:08:20 AM
somebody called me " butterbean" this morning. that is foul.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PigPen on December 05, 2006, 10:16:57 AM
Damn Paul, do they not like you or what?
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on December 05, 2006, 11:22:13 AM
it don't hurt coming from another bald guy. what is funny is that i can still grow a head of hair if i choose to. so it really don't mean a whole lot coming from him. hahaha
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PigPen on December 05, 2006, 11:31:16 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MC HammerHead on December 05, 2006, 12:59:13 PM
Butterbean?  GEEZ.....a butt kicking probably almost would have insued!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: happyharry on December 05, 2006, 01:06:35 PM
Hang on, hang on, what does "butterbean" mean, anyway?
Would somebody please be so kind explaining it to me?
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MC HammerHead on December 05, 2006, 01:36:12 PM
In my neck of the woods calling someone "butterbean" is sort of like saying they are all soft, squishy, and well, just butterbean like....I can't really describe what it means other than that.....It's one of those terms that coming from your grandma it would be fine because it would be endearing...but from another dude it would be like, well, wierd.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on December 05, 2006, 01:44:12 PM
i think he refering to the fighter. but you just have to know this dude. his sense of humor is wierd. besides, i can't hit a man who has served his country in iraq. well not just for that.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on December 05, 2006, 02:19:35 PM
this is Butterbean the boxer/MMA fighter.

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Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on December 05, 2006, 02:22:11 PM
thanks T.  really don't look like him at all. but hey, i have been called worse by better.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: happyharry on December 05, 2006, 02:26:59 PM
OMG!!! The guy's huge and...ugly. No wonder you were offended pburke.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Noner on December 07, 2006, 03:30:45 PM
WOW, I always learn something new.

Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Noner on December 07, 2006, 03:32:18 PM
Actually I got a new one today.

"fresh cut"

What's up fresh cut?

What am I a stalk of celery?

Its one of the lamer ones I've heard.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PigPen on December 07, 2006, 05:04:08 PM
Our payroll lady made up a rhyme for me

"Pelon, pelon cabeza de melon"
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on December 07, 2006, 05:24:30 PM
no habla.  ???
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on December 07, 2006, 05:27:20 PM
no habla.  ???

Pelon, Pelon head of a Melon!  LOL
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PigPen on December 07, 2006, 05:29:54 PM
Pretty much "Baldy, baldy head like a melon"
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Lex Luethor on December 13, 2006, 08:12:55 PM
I work with a bunch of computer geeks and I stamp smiley faces on my office calendar every time I get laid...

They don't call me much of anything... ;)
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: BaldRob on December 13, 2006, 08:26:24 PM
LOL... nice Lex!!  You da man!!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PigPen on December 14, 2006, 07:16:54 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAHA...I wouldn't call you much of anything except sir, Lex.

 ;D
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: AdamsvilleAce on December 19, 2006, 06:37:36 AM
Stone Cold

Goldberg

Baldy Smalldy

The ORIGINAL GA DOME!!! (a nickname I gave myself)

Mace Windu
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Robmeister on December 19, 2006, 07:40:42 AM
The Robster

Robmeister

Roberto

'Berto
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on December 23, 2006, 08:02:26 PM
spent the last two days with the inlaws, all of them. we get along but i got a new name from it.  paw-in-law decided it would be funny to call me onion. which was funny, the first hundred times. but they ran it into the ground. and it got old.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: ar3inc on December 23, 2006, 08:06:44 PM
Strange how there is always some picking on you Paul. ;);D
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on January 08, 2007, 02:31:53 AM
But... probably the funniest nickname I've heard was a few years ago, when I was called to the ER for a consultation on a particularly hectic night.  As I was speaking to one of the ER docs about the patient I had just evaluated....from the other side of the curtain....the patient started chanting..."Triple X...Triple X..Triple X"....in obvious reference to his assertion that my shaved headed look reminded him of Vin Diesel....

That's funny!!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: TeChNo2 on February 18, 2007, 01:05:45 PM
Baldy
Cue ball
(but in dutch for I live in the Netherlands)

and hey, what about egghead? anybody been called egghead ?

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Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MR. CLEAN on February 18, 2007, 07:14:42 PM
Lets see: MR. CLEAN (OF COURSE, MY SCREEN NAME), Dr. Evil, Baldy, Q-BALL, dummy (thanks Mom for that one!), John Q, Kojac (that was taken more as a compliment).  I swear, all that they are trying to do is keep a good Bald Brother Down in this World @c3
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Paul on February 18, 2007, 07:36:11 PM
The kids at school like to call me Stone Cold.  Thats been about it.   
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Slickdome on February 24, 2007, 09:02:23 PM
But... probably the funniest nickname I've heard was a few years ago, when I was called to the ER for a consultation on a particularly hectic night.  As I was speaking to one of the ER docs about the patient I had just evaluated....from the other side of the curtain....the patient started chanting..."Triple X...Triple X..Triple X"....in obvious reference to his assertion that my shaved headed look reminded him of Vin Diesel....

Actually, aside from my on-line nickname (Slickdome), my real-life nicknames aren't related to my shaved-headedness (is that a word?...it is now...lol) at all.     ;)

J.J. is what I typically go by, but my extended initials...JJAM...pronounced "J-Jam"...is probably the most common variation.    I once had a girlfriend who hated it when my buddies called me JJAM; she was pretty clever (among other things...hehehe) and she decided that JJAM stood for "Jolly JackAss Meat"...    :D

J.J.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Kajun on February 27, 2007, 12:39:25 AM
first guy that calls me Paul Shaffer gets his ass kicked... :x!


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i've been slick on top since i was 26..so i've heard quite a few bald cracks from friends....i gotten the "dude..you look like a D**K with ears" lol
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on February 27, 2007, 01:11:22 AM
first guy that calls me Paul Shaffer gets his ass kicked... :x!


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i've been slick on top since i was 26..so i've heard quite a few bald cracks from friends....i gotten the "dude..you look like a D**K with ears" lol

Hi Mr. Shaffer

 :*))

 $@y
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Kajun on February 27, 2007, 01:28:16 AM
let me re-phrase that....the first guy with hair that calls me Paul Shaffer gets his ass kicked   ;D
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Robmeister on February 27, 2007, 06:19:59 AM
Nahhhh.....Paul Shaffer....is a short little s%^t with narrow shoulders, man.  GREAT musician...but tiny guy.

You, Grasshoppa, appear to be a strapping gent of generous proportions.

By the way...the clean-shavin' face really works, bud!! O0
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tom McGarry. on February 27, 2007, 06:57:37 AM
let me re-phrase that....the first guy with hair that calls me Paul Shaffer gets his ass kicked   ;D
Hi Mr. Shaffer, we are glad to have another celeb in the group. Oh and can I get your autograph?? ;D
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Kajun on February 28, 2007, 04:30:44 AM
dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tom McGarry. on February 28, 2007, 04:33:45 AM
dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!
Does that mean I won't be getting the autograph?   :'( >:D ;D
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Kajun on February 28, 2007, 05:32:05 AM
i'll have my people contact your people...
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 28, 2007, 05:53:33 AM
dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!

and what if a gal calls you Mr Shaffer?   ;) >:D
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Robmeister on February 28, 2007, 06:28:54 AM
dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!

and what if a gal calls you Mr Shaffer?   ;) >:D

Well, Mr. KajunGrasshoppa, looks like you'll have to drop the threat.....too many loopholes.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 28, 2007, 06:44:17 AM
this is probably one of those time's when he wished he'd kept his mouth shut...
(or at least not typed it  ;))

looking good btw Mr Robmeister!!   :-*
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Kajun on February 28, 2007, 06:47:15 AM
dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!

and what if a gal calls you Mr Shaffer?   ;) >:D


i'll kiss her ass!  ;D
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PigPen on February 28, 2007, 06:53:09 AM
dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!

and what if a gal calls you Mr Shaffer?   ;) >:D


i'll kiss her ass!  ;D

HAHA! How's that for a loophole? Good creativity Kajun
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 28, 2007, 07:37:09 AM
dang...ok...the first guy that is not on this website that calls me that.... :x!

and what if a gal calls you Mr Shaffer?   ;) >:D


i'll kiss her ass!  ;D

Well then Mr Shaffer, kiss this! 

Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Robmeister on February 28, 2007, 07:42:03 AM
Well then Mr Shaffer, kiss this! 

OK....now...That's gonna REALLY mess with my mind wondering if that's really your "bum", MBabe  :D :XX >:D :@`

pray tell ^-^
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 28, 2007, 07:47:04 AM
sorry to shatter your illusion (and anyone elses') no, that is not my
bum.

I have more class than that.  ;)
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: schro on February 28, 2007, 07:50:56 AM
sorry to shatter your illusion (and anyone elses') no, that is not my
bum.

I have more class than that.  ;)

 :*)) What, a black thong makes it classier?
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PigPen on February 28, 2007, 08:21:23 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Robmeister on February 28, 2007, 08:47:14 AM

no, that is not my
bum.


WHEW!!!!....I'm better now ::)
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 28, 2007, 08:50:44 AM
sorry to shatter your illusion (and anyone elses') no, that is not my
bum.

I have more class than that.  ;)

 :*)) What, a black thong makes it classier?

No Mr Schro, that would be white, to represent my wholesomeness  and innocence

 5k!v   ;)   :-*
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 28, 2007, 08:51:45 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Perv!!!  ;D :P
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: schro on February 28, 2007, 09:07:08 AM
sorry to shatter your illusion (and anyone elses') no, that is not my
bum.

I have more class than that.  ;)

 :*)) What, a black thong makes it classier?

No Mr Schro, that would be white, to represent my wholesomeness  and innocence

 5k!v   ;)   :-*

 B$F!g
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 28, 2007, 09:22:23 AM
What?!!!     ^-^
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on February 28, 2007, 11:11:22 AM
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: schro on February 28, 2007, 11:38:43 AM
What?!!!     ^-^

I have a feeling your halo is supported by a couple of horns, MBabe.  d#~
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MagmaBabe on February 28, 2007, 11:56:05 AM
What?!!!     ^-^

I have a feeling your halo is supported by a couple of horns, MBabe.  d#~

What is it Schro?....nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more?!!!
hehehe!!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: schro on February 28, 2007, 11:59:31 AM
Bet she does! Bet she does!

NEE!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Kajun on February 28, 2007, 02:12:39 PM

Quote

Well then Mr Shaffer, kiss this! 



good lawd! help a brotha in his time of need!

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Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Cy on March 29, 2007, 01:03:13 PM
I get "Buddha" a lot. Time to hit the gym!!!!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MR. CLEAN on March 29, 2007, 06:31:30 PM
Dude, go to Spencers Gifts... I saw a shirt there one time that had a Buddha on it with the words surounding: "I MAY BE FAT, BUT MY DI#$ IS HUGE".  Work with your Strenghts  ;D

Went as Rub Me Buddha for Holloween... Good Times, Great Oldies  8)

I get "Buddha" a lot. Time to hit the gym!!!!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Cy on March 30, 2007, 03:10:23 AM
LOL I saw that shirt.... but it was a picture of a rooster, I think.... not the D word.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Sgt. Pate on March 30, 2007, 08:47:58 AM
A co-worker called me "Curly" yesterday.  I said "Curly?"  He said, yeah, wasn't he one of the Three Stooges!  SHEESH!   :x!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MR. CLEAN on March 30, 2007, 06:03:42 PM
A co-worker called me "Curly" yesterday.  I said "Curly?"  He said, yeah, wasn't he one of the Three Stooges!  SHEESH!   :x!

Dude, I would take that as a MAJOR compliment!   Like Cojak, Stone Cold Steve Austin, & Howie Mandel, He flew the Sly Flag Proudly and with Skill.  The man Brought Laughter to Millions & is considered to this day as one of the most influential Sly Guys Ever.  Think about it, He Rocked the Sly Look back in the Day when NOBODY [that includes athletes] Roled with the look.  Like I said, I would return that comment with a swift "Thankyou"! h3ry3
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: jp_bald on May 09, 2007, 03:56:43 PM
in spanish=calvito
in english=little bald
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MR. CLEAN on May 12, 2007, 03:14:42 PM
fits you JP.  Big things come in Small Bald Packages right! 
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: skinhead002 on May 30, 2007, 10:16:04 PM
Most of my friends call me skinhead or cueball but I answer to all of them: Curly, Kojack, Telly, Yul, Chromedome(get that and Baldie a lot), bullet head(get that a lot also)
I also get told to, "Go get a haircut, long hair!"; "Go wax your head!"; "Get out here, the glare is blinding me...."

I sort of enjoy it actually. I also do a good Curly -Three Stooges impersonation and it gets them going!  lol
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tyler on May 30, 2007, 11:44:18 PM
Most of my friends call me skinhead or cueball but I answer to all of them: Curly, Kojack, Telly, Yul, Chromedome(get that and Baldie a lot), bullet head(get that a lot also)
I also get told to, "Go get a haircut, long hair!"; "Go wax your head!"; "Get out here, the glare is blinding me...."

I sort of enjoy it actually. I also do a good Curly -Three Stooges impersonation and it gets them going!  lol


Too funny!  Welcome to Sly Bald Guys bro!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Yeti on May 30, 2007, 11:55:57 PM
simply Yeti.... from all.  ;)
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: CDN Meathead on May 31, 2007, 12:20:57 AM
Shrek!  better than Fiona I guess.  :o
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Razorhead on June 04, 2007, 08:58:40 PM
I enjoy it the ribbing too by my buddies. They'll call me Baldy, Slick, Conehead and say that the shine is affecting my thinking or the humidity is giving me a bad hair day. But i throw it back at them, and call them a Long Hair and to get a haircut.

Keep it sly.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: skinhead002 on June 04, 2007, 09:10:01 PM
I once got, "Hey Skinhead! Who does your hair?!" at work, followed by the idiots laughing in the peanut gallery.  I told them that my barbers name was Schick. lol
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: MR. CLEAN on June 27, 2007, 08:02:46 PM
I once got, "Hey Skinhead! Who does your hair?!" at work, followed by the idiots laughing in the peanut gallery.  I told them that my barbers name was Schick. lol
Nice comeback!!!  I give you points for originality. 

Some are just not meant to share the pleasure of a Full Head Shave at their local Barber.  Nothing like the Hot Cream followed by a Str8 Blade!  O0
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Bolohead on July 07, 2007, 08:10:19 AM
Yep, the wife already has called me Kojak and another refered to Bruce Willis.


Gotta love em :@`
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Timmay on July 07, 2007, 10:11:50 AM
My kids call me old man...because that is what happens to guys who get old...according to my son who is 9
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Alexander215 on July 07, 2007, 10:55:12 AM
In my family its an offence to be given a nick name or have your name mispronounced, I've had a lot of teachers get p-o'ed at me for not responding to when they cannot pronounce my surname, gotta have pride in who you are!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Snoozer421 on July 07, 2007, 09:47:28 PM
keep getting cue ball from the boss.


i was hoping for something a bit more creative!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: jaslewis631 on July 09, 2007, 10:01:36 AM
I think I heard from one person mark mcguire but I am not as big as him lol.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: warhawk on July 09, 2007, 10:35:07 PM
i get called by the typical nicknames:  baldy, cue ball, mr. clean, kojak... the most original was "charlie brown".   :D

WARHAWK O0
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: ice4life on July 22, 2007, 08:53:41 AM
I get the "Mr. Clean" and "Slick Head" lol.....
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on July 22, 2007, 09:39:37 AM
Lay-Days tend to call me "sexy" and "hottie" lately. maybe it is like calling a fat guy tiny. who knows.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: KC on July 28, 2007, 11:13:17 AM
Many folks think I am a dead ringer for the character Bruce Willis played in Pulp Fiction, Butch Coolidge.  I'm also called buzz & of course, Mr. Klean  ::)
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Robmeister on July 28, 2007, 11:20:31 AM
Had a guy at the bar recently who wanted a drink call me "Curly"....

The way he said it didn't sit well with me....came off as disrespectful  >:(

...I took care of the friendlier patrons before I got around to his drink  ^-^
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Timmay on July 28, 2007, 11:41:03 AM
YO CURLY GIVE ME A DRINK!  yeah you did what I would have done too.  I had a lady walk into my store and first thing out of her mouth was ..WELL YOU LOOK LIKE sh*t!
I just looked at her and said there's the door.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PBurke on July 29, 2007, 04:06:17 PM
Had a guy at the bar recently who wanted a drink call me "Curly"....

  ^-^

i was thinking more like a sly SHEMP, but i could see curly too.  :*)) :*)) so go fix me a damn drink curly. :x!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Bolohead on July 29, 2007, 07:10:12 PM
My wife came up with "Slick 51" and another friend calls me "Shrek"  because he is bald and wear hawaiian shirts.....  :*))
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Robmeister on July 30, 2007, 08:22:50 AM

...I took care of the friendlier patrons before I got around to his drink  ^-^


Then I went over and tore off his right arm.  And before shoving it up his arse, I beat him about the head and face with it...

now I feel bad.....I'd shake his hand in apology...but I don't shake left-handed....and I'd have to bend him over to shake right handed....

dang...did I go too far?
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Glenr on September 07, 2007, 03:24:47 AM
hehe well it seems the plethoria of insults that my workmates can come up with is endless. I think they go homw and search the next for things to call me the next day at work. :)

one favorite seems to be Peter Garrett

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi48.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff207%2Fskyliner33gtst%2Fpetergarrett_narrowweb__300x4170.jpg&hash=80e982e18d483cf5f3c1552c083b484975dbb7ca)

hehe but anyone whos bald and a celeb I tend to cop .. Oh yeah I have been told I look like im 50 also  ???

The truck driver told me that today,  but I was teasing him and calling him a whimp for not being able to lift something heavy so..

Anyway he has the biggest beer gut and My revenge on him will be monday morning when he looks in his in tray and finds : A guide to being pregnant and a guide on choosing your babies name  >:D


I am still under the impression that its jealosy that I had the balls to shave my head.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: JDog on September 07, 2007, 04:47:28 AM
Gotta love Peter Garrett. He has been sly since the early 80's
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: xnewyawka on September 08, 2007, 10:17:33 AM
Yep, Jdog another sly pioneer. Also the drummer from The Firm w/ Jimmy Page.   O0


Glen, I agree with you on the jealousy thing, they wish they had the guts (and cojones)to to do it and stand up like us, bald and proud with confidence showing.
Once you show them you are going to keep it sly, it should die down.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: nomad on October 12, 2007, 07:51:15 PM
I haven't got any comments since goin sly but I've always been called the big show, because of my size.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: -Doug- on October 12, 2007, 09:39:27 PM
Like everyone else here, I've been called "Mr. Clean". I get "Slick" a lot. One I got the other day was "Hey, Destro!"

Destro was the O G Slyguy :)

(https://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh3.google.com%2Fdchester%2FRxA9U3VjbiI%2FAAAAAAAAAC0%2FR1qbK0JS-H0%2Fs144%2Fdestro.jpg&hash=df337252bbbe4f6f9622bfa1d541d7476ce2e34a)
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: WannaBePadre on October 12, 2007, 10:22:47 PM
I was bowling with some guys today, and they nicknamed everyone.

I ended up on the automatic scorer as "Q-Ball"
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: nomad on October 25, 2007, 09:03:08 PM
I got my first nickname and or comments on this job.

one of the guys in the store gave me the Vin Diesel thing (i don't know where that came from)
and one of my guys was ribbin' me about the shine was too much off my mellon that he couldn't understand what I was tellin' him

It was all way too funny
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: JDog on October 26, 2007, 07:38:31 AM
I got my first nickname and or comments on this job.

one of the guys in the store gave me the Vin Diesel thing (i don't know where that came from)
and one of my guys was ribbin' me about the shine was too much off my mellon that he couldn't understand what I was tellin' him

It was all way too funny
 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))


Nomad, I hear you on the shine thing. I get daily comments on the high level brightness on my shine. I have even gotten complaints from the Aviation Department about airplanes not being able to land because of the reflection off my bald head >:D O0
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: BALDANDRE on October 26, 2007, 10:48:45 AM
I get daily comments on the high level brightness on my shine. I have even gotten complaints from the Aviation Department about airplanes not being able to land because of the reflection off my bald head >:D O0

Funny...and to think they are probably thinkin' they are razzing you on the bald head..

when to all us slick and sly dudes it's a very high compliment!! O0

Gotta love it!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: nomad on October 26, 2007, 07:41:47 PM
I did love it Andre, it was way cool

I hope they keep it up, it keeps me sly smiling. O:O 8)
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Tom McGarry. on October 26, 2007, 07:55:40 PM
I was recently called a loveable teady bear. ??? But I'm not complaining because it came from a very beautiful girl. O0
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Mr.Gleam on April 27, 2008, 07:03:08 PM
A lot of people called me Arnold before the cut.....

Mr. Clean is what a few ladies call me at work....

My best friend called me every bald celebrity he could think of, including one that wasn't mentioned here: Wofat.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Timmay on April 27, 2008, 08:06:08 PM
Anyone ever get called "cue ball?"

I know this was from an old post..but I got called cue ball last night.  I was out at the bar and I was playing pool and I scratched...right in the corner pocket..and one of my buddies looked at me and asked me how it felt to sink a family member..lol
Purtty damn good I told em..lol

Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PigPen on April 27, 2008, 09:17:38 PM
Anyone ever get called "cue ball?"

I know this was from an old post..but I got called cue ball last night.  I was out at the bar and I was playing pool and I scratched...right in the corner pocket..and one of my buddies looked at me and asked me how it felt to sink a family member..lol
Purtty damn good I told em..lol

That's quick thinking Tim!
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: leathermonkey7 on May 01, 2008, 06:27:49 PM
My last name is Crane, and everyone has been calling me "Cranium"  :D
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Timmay on May 01, 2008, 09:26:55 PM
LOL
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Jer on May 10, 2008, 12:32:29 PM
I got Mr. Bigglesworth last night at work...  I was told someone came up with that cause they think I'm small although I don't see how  at 6'  200lbs I'm small  :*))

Also the other day I was heading to a friends house for the Montreal Philly game and they thought it would be funny to blare George Thorogood's "Get A Haircut" as I pulled into the driveway and went into their house...
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: chrisphilly123 on December 26, 2018, 02:28:59 PM
my friends are so uncreative, I just get 'baldie."

That said, I hate when a stranger referees to me as 'THE BALD GUY."  Like:  'the bald guy is next in line."   

Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Semi-Sly on December 27, 2018, 11:05:42 PM
I agree with Noner on the "Mr. Clean" reference.....its been done and over done.  Yes, I do have a hoop earring but only in one ear, and NO I never wear a white tee shirt and white pants together ...Matter of fact, I don't even own white pants.

You guys will get a kick out of this one...the other day I met someone for the first time that had been told I was a downhill skateboard racer...they asked if I shaved my head for better "aerodynamics".   I hope they were joking but the look on their face gave me the distinct impression they were serious.

I belong to a Miata Club and some of the group are very serious autocross racers.  I once told them that I shave my head because it lets me go faster on the track and also improves my MPG..........and for about half a second, they seemed to believe me!  (My goodness but those guys are so gullible!)
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Miller1989 on January 01, 2019, 01:34:06 PM
 A girl I know says that every time she cleans with Mr. Clean, she thinks of me lol. I take it as a compliment.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Barbero Pelón on January 02, 2019, 08:08:35 PM
I hear a lot "Mr.Clean" o "Maestro Limpio".
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: PDXGuy on January 02, 2019, 09:10:59 PM
Hey,

Chrome Dome is my favorite.

Bald Dave
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: chrisphilly123 on January 04, 2019, 12:00:55 PM
One of my nicknames in college was Diesel although it had nothing to do with Vin Diesel.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Vinniejster on February 20, 2019, 10:03:16 PM
Havent really heard many, if any at all.
But recently got new beanies with the work logo on then. Tried one on to see how it fit (I've got a larger than average head. Hate that one size fits all BS) and a fellow worker said that I looked like Goldberg.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Quiet_Dan on February 21, 2019, 12:29:46 AM
Jester or Jesk is what I get, based off my last name. I have never had my baldness drawn attention to by adults, more often my beard.  But have had a child question why my hair was on the wrong end of my head
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: chrisphilly123 on March 05, 2019, 04:31:37 PM
Hey,

Chrome Dome is my favorite.

Bald Dave
A chick would have to be super HOT before I would let her get away with, Chrome Dome.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: chrisphilly123 on March 05, 2019, 04:40:39 PM
Hey,

Chrome Dome is my favorite.

Bald Dave
A chick would have to be super HOT before I would let her get away with, Chrome Dome.
I had a girl mad at me and in an argument she called me 'You Bald Mother Fucker.' Ouch.

She was always a good f**k so I just let that jab roll off.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: Wiremu on March 06, 2019, 11:04:41 PM
Hey,

Chrome Dome is my favorite.

Bald Dave
A chick would have to be super HOT before I would let her get away with, Chrome Dome.
I had a girl mad at me and in an argument she called me 'You Bald Mother Fucker.' Ouch.

She was always a good f**k so I just let that jab roll off.

You bald mother f@#ker?
Hahaha, I'd laugh and take that as a compliment. I'd love to get called that by an angry chick.
Title: Re: nicknames
Post by: chrisphilly123 on March 07, 2019, 08:07:31 AM
Hey,

Chrome Dome is my favorite.

Bald Dave
A chick would have to be super HOT before I would let her get away with, Chrome Dome.
I had a girl mad at me and in an argument she called me 'You Bald Mother Fucker.' Ouch.

She was always a good f**k so I just let that jab roll off.

You bald mother f@#ker?
Hahaha, I'd laugh and take that as a compliment. I'd love to get called that by an angry chick.
Yeah, it's funny now; but at the time I was annoyed—and prob drunk.