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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on September 17, 2007, 07:20:15 PM

Title: Amish and elevator
Post by: frostillicus123 on September 17, 2007, 07:20:15 PM
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
Title: Re: Amish and elevator
Post by: JDog on September 19, 2007, 05:19:51 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Amish and elevator
Post by: Paul on September 19, 2007, 08:03:57 AM
Really like that one, frosty, :*)) :*))
Title: Re: Amish and elevator
Post by: jusbnme on September 20, 2007, 10:33:55 PM
Man, if only...Uh oh, here comes the wife.  ;D

Good one bro.
Title: Re: Amish and elevator
Post by: warhawk on September 20, 2007, 10:57:21 PM
good one....frost. ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

WARHAWK O0