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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Paul on September 06, 2007, 08:02:56 PM

Title: Jane and Arlene
Post by: Paul on September 06, 2007, 08:02:56 PM

Jane  and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke,
when it  starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t
over her  cigarette, and continues smoking.
 
Arlene: What in the hell is  that?
 
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get  wet.
 
Arlene: Where did you get it?
 
Jane:  You can get them at any drugstore.
 
The next day, Arlene  hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that  she wants a box of condoms.
 
The pharmacist, obviously  embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is after all, over 80 years of  age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she  prefers.
 
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a  Camel."
The pharmacist fainted

Title: Re: Jane and Arlene
Post by: warhawk on September 06, 2007, 09:04:18 PM

good one....paul.   ;D ;D ;D

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: Jane and Arlene
Post by: frostillicus123 on September 07, 2007, 01:19:46 AM

hahahaha

guess grandpa must of told Jane about them

Title: Re: Jane and Arlene
Post by: sifudave on September 07, 2007, 07:56:12 AM

 ;D

It's like deja vu all over again!   ;)

Title: Re: Jane and Arlene
Post by: OzPete on September 08, 2007, 05:28:09 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Jane and Arlene
Post by: Tyler on September 09, 2007, 09:11:10 PM

Damn, that may make the next Friday FunnY!