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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: MagmaBabe on August 30, 2007, 03:45:45 AM

Title: Haircut...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 30, 2007, 03:45:45 AM
A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy walks out.

A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." Once again, the guy leaves the shop.

A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." Again, the guy walks out.

The barber is getting curious. He looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop laughing. The barber asks, "Bill, where did the guy go when he left here?"

"To your house."
Title: Re: Haircut...
Post by: Timmay on August 30, 2007, 07:49:09 AM
LOL thats was funny
Title: Re: Haircut...
Post by: sifudave on August 30, 2007, 08:20:05 AM
  8)
Title: Re: Haircut...
Post by: wpruitt on August 30, 2007, 08:29:12 AM
Old and timeworn, butl, nonetheless, hilarious!!  Good find, MagmaBabe
Title: Re: Haircut...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 30, 2007, 09:12:12 AM
wouldn't work with none of you guys though!!  ;)
Title: Re: Haircut...
Post by: sifudave on August 30, 2007, 09:50:21 AM

That is one of the few downsides to being Sly, MB.  8)
Not that I condone courting married women...

I'm just sayin   ;D
Title: Re: Haircut...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 30, 2007, 10:14:42 AM
Old and timeworn, butl, nonetheless, hilarious!!  Good find, MagmaBabe

I'm not THAT old!!  ;) :D :D