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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on August 29, 2007, 01:26:37 PM

Title: Fall-Down Drunk
Post by: frostillicus123 on August 29, 2007, 01:26:37 PM: A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
Title: Re: Fall-Down Drunk
Post by: Chico D on August 29, 2007, 01:52:01 PM: HAHAHAH thats a good one....saw that one on Maxim or FHM or something, but its a good one
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Post by: Tyler on August 29, 2007, 02:31:52 PM: Frosty, you're on a roll!
Title: Re: Fall-Down Drunk
Post by: frostillicus123 on August 29, 2007, 03:12:19 PM: about damn time i start getting recognized for my comedic skills.
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Post by: Paul on August 29, 2007, 06:54:39 PM: OOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK Frosty. Good One :*))
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Post by: warhawk on August 29, 2007, 07:18:12 PM: ;D ;D ;D

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: OzPete on August 29, 2007, 10:51:04 PM: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fall-Down Drunk
Post by: shyslyguy on August 30, 2007, 01:49:09 AM: :*)) :*)) :*))

Best one yet frostillicus! I love the first line : "A man who's level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd" ... classic! O0
Title: Re: Fall-Down Drunk
Post by: JDog on August 30, 2007, 01:53:22 AM: Quote from: frostillicus123 on August 29, 2007, 03:12:19 PM
about damn time i start getting recognized for my comedic skills.

Bro I've been givin you props for your comedic intuitivness for ages.