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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Paul on August 29, 2007, 08:06:18 AM

Title: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by: Paul on August 29, 2007, 08:06:18 AM

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
 
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky.  What you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a moment, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.  What's it tell you, Tonto?"


"You dumb as buffalo s@*t.  Somebody stole tent."

 

Title: Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by: SLYinKC on August 29, 2007, 08:19:20 AM

Good one, Paul!!!   :*))

Title: Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by: wpruitt on August 29, 2007, 08:21:53 AM

Good one bro

Title: Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by: warhawk on August 29, 2007, 07:15:51 PM

LMAO ;D ;D ;D

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by: OzPete on August 29, 2007, 10:52:15 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by: frostillicus123 on August 30, 2007, 12:33:44 AM

hahaha

them natives so obserbant to the obvious...... i didn't get that trait from my nanny.

Title: Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by: shyslyguy on August 30, 2007, 01:39:35 AM

 :*))  :*))  :*)) Excellent! Nice one Paul! (Wish I was better at remembering jokes!)  :Xo!