Sly Bald Guys Forum
Discussions About Being Bald => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tyler on August 20, 2007, 05:03:33 PM
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I thought it would be fun to come up with expressions that you'll never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth. I'll start:
Can I borrow your comb?
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Just take a little of the top.
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Damn, I am out of shampoo!
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anybody have any hairspray?
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Man, I'm having a bad hair day.
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Man, I'm having a bad hair day.
I was going to say that, Lance!! :Xo! :Xo!
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Man, I'm having a bad hair day.
I was going to say that, Lance!! :Xo! :Xo!
Sorry dude. It took me like 10 minutes just to come up with that one so I wasn't about to give it up. :D :D
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Do you have the phone number for HCM?
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this wind/rain is messing up my hair!
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French expression “ça me défriseâ€, meaning being astonished. Literally “this uncurls my hairâ€.
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How much for a cut and blowdry?
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I need a haircut. :/O
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Should I let this grow into a pony tail???
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damn.... it's raining.... where's the umbrella... i don't wanna get my hair wet. >:(
WARHAWK O0
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Honey.....we need more hair gel! , and while your there, pick me up some just for men-dark brown.
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hey honey.... where's the blowdryer?
WARHAWK O0
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I've been out hiking in the woods all day now I have all these burrs in my hair, Honey can you come pull them out for me.
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AHHH MAN..... it's monday.... the barbershop is closed. >:(
WARHAWK O0
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My hair is rather curly and unruly today. I think I'll take the metrosexual route and straighten it with my wifes hair straightening iron
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Dude, I have lice!
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"I think comb-overs rock!"
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"y'know ... i think I might be losing my hair!"
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"I can't go out with my hair looking like this!"
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Those damn split ends. ;D
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Hey, they're running a sale at Super Cuts
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Can I get this corn rowed?
OR here is the best one.....
TYLER would you please massage my head so it will relax me so I can go to sleep! LOL
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TYLER would you please massage my head so it will relax me so I can go to sleep!
Maybe I read that wrong, but I think Tyler just got sexually harrassed ^u!ez
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This damn humidity always makes my hair frizzy
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These kids are about to make me pull my hair out
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Time to clean the bathtub drain.
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Barber: "Do you part your hair on the right or the left?"
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I hate it when I wear my hat because it leaves a band around my hair.
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The all time classic "I'm having a bad hair day"
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The all time classic "I'm having a bad hair day"
Hey man, I've said that one already. Get your own quote. ;D J/K bro. It's all good.
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"Roll up the Damn Windows"
"Don't put that sh*t in my hair"
"I got gum in my hair"
"Look at this rats nest"
"Damn Cowlick"
"Is that gray I see??"
"Its called static"
"Omg, thats not hair gel...my sons becoming a man"
"Gotta wash this sand out"
"This jacket keeps pulling my hair"
"I wish you wouldn't pull on my hair when you climax like that!" >:D
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Geez champ, you took 4 of my ideas in one post LOL :*))
What about " This ponytail is annoying me, I think I'm going to cut it off"
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The all time classic "I'm having a bad hair day"
Hey man, I've said that one already. Get your own quote. ;D J/K bro. It's all good.
Sorry, Bro, guess I wasn't paying attention... OR it's just worth saying twice.
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I need a haircut. :/O
Actually I say that all the time... then out comes the Mach 3.
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Welcome BaldEdward to the SBG's forum. Post up and tell us a bit about yourself eh.
O0 Jdog
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baldedward....welcome 2 the sly fraternity. glad that ya found us. post up in the introductions section so that we can give ya a proper welcome.
WARHAWK O0
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Yeah Edward...whats your deal man! LOL...post up an intro...so we can have a reason to have a party!!!!!!!!!!!
to answer the post......Where did my hair GO?????????
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....give me a #2 on the sides & back, please.....
WARHAWK O0
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I've got to wash the rest of this shampoo out of my hair.
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Ya, a little gray hair makes you look dignified....
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Ya, a little gray hair makes you look dignified....
....hehe...i like that one. i hated it when people would just open up and tell me 'you have a lot of gray'
Duh...as if i didn't know. But now...No more comments like that for me. ;-)
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Ya, a little gray hair makes you look dignified....
....hehe...i like that one. i hated it when people would just open up and tell me 'you have a lot of gray'
Duh...as if i didn't know. But now...No more comments like that for me. ;-)
I think getting rid of the gray was almost as big as losing the thinning hair for me.
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.....skullets rule!!! O0
WARHAWK O0
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I was late for work because my hair wouldnt lay down right
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Well, ya know, a little hair is better than none. ?!?!?
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I hate that bedhead look to my hair.
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I hate that bedhead look to my hair.
Nice! You even submitted it by mobile phone...sweet!
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I hate that bedhead look to my hair.
Nice! You even submitted it by mobile phone...sweet!
I've tried this on my 3g mobile phone browser!
Honey I thought about getting some new ponytail holders today.
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Aw, jeez, I gotta shave my head again?
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I hate being slick and smooth
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"Mullets are still cool right?"
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I hate that bedhead look to my hair.
Nice! You even submitted it by mobile phone...sweet!
Posted it from my "Berry"