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Title: Things you will never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth...
Post by: Tyler on August 20, 2007, 05:03:33 PM
I thought it would be fun to come up with expressions that you'll never hear out of a Sly Bald Guy's mouth.  I'll start:

Can I borrow your comb?
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Post by: SLYinKC on August 20, 2007, 05:37:29 PM
Just take a little of the top.
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Post by: Paul on August 20, 2007, 05:40:19 PM
Damn, I am out of shampoo!
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Post by: PBurke on August 20, 2007, 06:00:24 PM
anybody have any hairspray?
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Post by: jusbnme on August 20, 2007, 06:04:05 PM
Man, I'm having a bad hair day.
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Post by: Razor X on August 20, 2007, 06:18:48 PM
Man, I'm having a bad hair day.

I was going to say that, Lance!!   :Xo! :Xo!
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Post by: jusbnme on August 20, 2007, 06:20:11 PM
Man, I'm having a bad hair day.

I was going to say that, Lance!!   :Xo! :Xo!

Sorry dude.  It took me like 10 minutes just to come up with that one so I wasn't about to give it up.   :D :D
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Post by: SLYinKC on August 20, 2007, 06:24:27 PM
Do you have the phone number for HCM?
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Post by: Kajun on August 20, 2007, 06:30:06 PM
this wind/rain is messing up my hair!
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Post by: PhilDNY on August 20, 2007, 06:32:04 PM
French expression “ça me défrise”, meaning being astonished. Literally “this uncurls my hair”.
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Post by: JDog on August 20, 2007, 07:15:10 PM
How much for a cut and blowdry?
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Post by: VFRWolf on August 20, 2007, 07:51:02 PM
I need a haircut.   :/O
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Post by: SLYinKC on August 20, 2007, 08:00:32 PM
Should I let this grow into a pony tail???
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Post by: warhawk on August 20, 2007, 08:16:03 PM
damn.... it's raining.... where's the umbrella... i don't wanna get my hair wet. >:(

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: xnewyawka on August 20, 2007, 08:52:07 PM
Honey.....we need more hair gel! , and while your there, pick me up some just for men-dark brown.
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Post by: warhawk on August 20, 2007, 09:14:41 PM
hey honey.... where's the blowdryer?

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: JDog on August 20, 2007, 09:46:23 PM
I've been out hiking in the woods all day now I have all these burrs in my hair, Honey can you come pull them out for me.
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Post by: warhawk on August 20, 2007, 09:59:18 PM
AHHH  MAN..... it's monday.... the barbershop is closed. >:(

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: JDog on August 20, 2007, 10:07:13 PM
My hair is rather curly and unruly today. I think I'll take the metrosexual route and straighten it with my wifes hair straightening iron
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Post by: Tyler on August 20, 2007, 10:54:17 PM
Dude, I have lice!
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Post by: shyslyguy on August 21, 2007, 04:06:09 AM
"I think comb-overs rock!"

or

"y'know ... i think I might be losing my hair!"

or

"I can't go out with my hair looking like this!"
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Post by: jusbnme on August 21, 2007, 05:25:17 AM
Those damn split ends.  ;D
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Post by: Paul on August 21, 2007, 07:47:33 AM
Hey, they're running a sale at Super Cuts
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Post by: Timmay on August 21, 2007, 07:53:29 AM
Can I get this corn rowed?

OR here is the best one.....

TYLER would you please massage my head so it will relax me so I can go to sleep! LOL
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Post by: X The Hierophant on August 21, 2007, 08:01:01 AM

TYLER would you please massage my head so it will relax me so I can go to sleep!

Maybe I read that wrong, but I think Tyler just got sexually harrassed  ^u!ez
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Post by: PigPen on August 21, 2007, 08:21:15 AM
This damn humidity always makes my hair frizzy
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Post by: Timmay on August 21, 2007, 08:25:42 AM
These kids are about to make me pull my hair out
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Post by: herronm on August 21, 2007, 10:06:40 AM
Time to clean the bathtub drain.
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Post by: Sooner Steve on August 21, 2007, 10:26:18 AM
Barber:  "Do you part your hair on the right or the left?"
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Post by: Timmay on August 21, 2007, 10:38:04 AM
I hate it when I wear my hat because it leaves a band around my hair.
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Post by: SLYinKC on August 21, 2007, 08:11:33 PM
The all time classic  "I'm having a bad hair day"
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Post by: jusbnme on August 21, 2007, 09:49:24 PM
The all time classic  "I'm having a bad hair day"

Hey man, I've said that one already.  Get your own quote.   ;D  J/K bro.  It's all good.
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Post by: champ007 on August 21, 2007, 10:33:17 PM
"Roll up the Damn Windows"
"Don't put that sh*t in my hair"
"I got gum in my hair"
"Look at this rats nest"
"Damn Cowlick"
"Is that gray I see??"
"Its called static"
"Omg, thats not hair gel...my sons becoming a man"
"Gotta wash this sand out"
"This jacket keeps pulling my hair"
"I wish you wouldn't pull on my hair when you climax like that!" >:D
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Post by: JDog on August 21, 2007, 10:35:35 PM
Geez champ, you took 4 of my ideas in one post LOL :*))

What about " This ponytail is annoying me, I think I'm going to cut it off"
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Post by: SLYinKC on August 22, 2007, 04:52:04 AM
The all time classic  "I'm having a bad hair day"

Hey man, I've said that one already.  Get your own quote.   ;D  J/K bro.  It's all good.


Sorry, Bro, guess I wasn't paying attention... OR it's just worth saying twice.
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Post by: BaldEdward on August 22, 2007, 08:29:18 AM
I need a haircut.   :/O

Actually I say that all the time... then out comes the Mach 3.
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Post by: JDog on August 22, 2007, 08:30:38 AM
Welcome BaldEdward to the SBG's forum. Post up and tell us a bit about yourself eh.

 O0 Jdog
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Post by: warhawk on August 22, 2007, 10:45:56 AM
baldedward....welcome 2 the sly fraternity.  glad that ya found us.  post up in the introductions section so that we can give ya a proper welcome.

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: Timmay on August 23, 2007, 01:12:45 AM
Yeah Edward...whats your deal man! LOL...post up an intro...so we can have a reason to have a party!!!!!!!!!!!

to answer the post......Where did my hair GO?????????
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Post by: warhawk on August 23, 2007, 09:14:58 AM
....give me a #2 on the sides & back, please.....

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: JDog on August 23, 2007, 09:17:26 AM
I've got to wash the rest of this shampoo out of my hair.
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Post by: SLYinKC on August 23, 2007, 12:01:37 PM
Ya, a little gray hair makes you look dignified....
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Post by: Razorhead on August 23, 2007, 08:50:44 PM
Ya, a little gray hair makes you look dignified....

....hehe...i like that one. i hated it when people would just open up and tell me 'you have a lot of gray'

Duh...as if i didn't know. But now...No more comments like that for me. ;-)   

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Post by: SLYinKC on August 23, 2007, 08:58:29 PM
Ya, a little gray hair makes you look dignified....

....hehe...i like that one. i hated it when people would just open up and tell me 'you have a lot of gray'

Duh...as if i didn't know. But now...No more comments like that for me. ;-)   


I think getting rid of the gray was almost as big as losing the thinning hair for me.
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Post by: warhawk on September 04, 2007, 10:07:44 AM
.....skullets rule!!! O0

WARHAWK O0
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Post by: Timmay on September 04, 2007, 02:34:48 PM
I was late for work because my hair wouldnt lay down right
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Post by: SLYinKC on September 04, 2007, 05:33:56 PM
Well, ya know,  a little hair is better than none. ?!?!?
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Post by: fireman on September 04, 2007, 07:32:23 PM
I hate that bedhead look to my hair.
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Post by: Tyler on September 05, 2007, 01:41:57 AM
I hate that bedhead look to my hair.

Nice!  You even submitted it by mobile phone...sweet!
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Post by: JDog on September 05, 2007, 04:42:20 AM
I hate that bedhead look to my hair.

Nice!  You even submitted it by mobile phone...sweet!

I've tried this on my 3g mobile phone browser!


Honey I thought about getting some new ponytail holders today.
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Post by: xnewyawka on September 05, 2007, 11:18:05 AM
Aw, jeez, I gotta shave my head again?
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Post by: Paul on September 05, 2007, 11:58:33 AM
I hate being slick and smooth
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Post by: Bald_freak on September 05, 2007, 03:21:27 PM
"Mullets are still cool right?"
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Post by: fireman on September 05, 2007, 03:32:27 PM
I hate that bedhead look to my hair.

Nice!  You even submitted it by mobile phone...sweet!



Posted it from my "Berry"