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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Paul on August 16, 2007, 04:18:55 AM

Title: Rot Roh
Post by: Paul on August 16, 2007, 04:18:55 AM

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.  Everytime they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.  She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.  So one night when they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.  She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated device... larger and more wonderful that the real thing.
She went ballistic.  "You impotent b@$t*d," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all these years?  You'd better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly:
"I'll explain the toy....you explain the kids."

Title: Re: Rot Roh
Post by: PBurke on August 16, 2007, 06:22:55 AM

sounds like loosy got some splainin' to do.

Title: Re: Rot Roh
Post by: jusbnme on August 16, 2007, 07:40:07 AM

If she had some kids and that guy hadn't touched her in years I can think of some other tools I'd be using on that woman.  But I don't want to get to explicit on here.

Title: Re: Rot Roh
Post by: frostillicus123 on August 16, 2007, 10:18:59 PM

hahaha great one

Title: Re: Rot Roh
Post by: JDog on August 17, 2007, 10:32:25 AM

Good one Paul.


Like Lance said, I'd be using some other tools on her if this were the case eh.

Title: Re: Rot Roh
Post by: wpruitt on August 23, 2007, 08:19:15 PM

Good one bro