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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Cave Dweller on December 15, 2014, 06:39:37 PM

Title: The Stages of Santa
Post by: Cave Dweller on December 15, 2014, 06:39:37 PM

There are four Santa stages in a man's life:

1.  He believes in Santa Claus.

2.  He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.

3.  He becomes the Santa Claus for someone.

4.  He looks like Santa Claus.

(Strange how my wife chose the moment I was coming out of the shower this morning to remind me that I used to recite this around this time every year...)

Title: Re: The Stages of Santa
Post by: mrzed on December 15, 2014, 06:58:36 PM

Good story, Cave Dweller



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKLIJ4Kfun4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKLIJ4Kfun4)

Meet the fake santa.

Title: Re: The Stages of Santa
Post by: TheSlyBear on December 16, 2014, 10:52:29 PM

I've reached stage 4.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/2524225/photos/bear/IMG_0618.jpg)

Title: Re: The Stages of Santa
Post by: Cave Dweller on December 17, 2014, 06:43:50 AM

Quote from: TheSlyBear on December 16, 2014, 10:52:29 PM

I've reached stage 4.

Santa never could be that suave, sir.

Title: Re: The Stages of Santa
Post by: mrzed on December 17, 2014, 09:56:38 AM

You need a pipe to go with it.