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Confidence and Success => Relationships/Dating => Topic started by: Tyler on August 07, 2007, 09:55:33 AM

Title: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: Tyler on August 07, 2007, 09:55:33 AM: Ok, guys, I'm looking out for you to make sure you're seen as a Sly stud and not a perv. I found this link and thought you guys would like it, or at least think it was funny.

1. Accidental Breast Touch Number 2:
Accidental Breast Touch Number 1 will be written off as an accident - provided it doesn't linger - but ABT #2 means you're just trying to cop a feel. And hope I will write it off as another "accident", or that my breast-based nerve cells and unsophisticated girl brain are not receptive to your stealthy, ninja-like boob brush. Rendering me oblivious while you get your jollies. Which isn't the case, perv. Read More: http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html (http://www.thebachelorguy.com/7-things-some-guys-do-that-make-women-think-theyre-a-pervert.html)
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: Sgt. Pate on August 07, 2007, 11:59:20 AM: WOW! #4 really bummed me...

"4. Going to the Gym or Appearing in Public Wearing Anything Leopard/Cheetah Print."

I guess I should stop mowing my lawn in my Leopard Speedos! :*))
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: PigPen on August 07, 2007, 12:23:57 PM: Thanks for the mental pic Sarge. I'm gonna go gouge my eyeballs out now.
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: Tyler on August 07, 2007, 02:29:09 PM: Quote from: PigPen on August 07, 2007, 12:23:57 PM
Thanks for the mental pic Sarge. I'm gonna go gouge my eyeballs out now.

B@n% !*u%e
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: Bald_freak on August 07, 2007, 02:32:37 PM: Quote from: PigPen on August 07, 2007, 12:23:57 PM
Thanks for the mental pic Sarge. I'm gonna go gouge my eyeballs out now.

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! It burns!!! It Burnssssss!!!!......Damn it Tyler, Screan this content man. My frail sanity can't handle this pornographic imagery.
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: MagmaBabe on August 23, 2007, 07:26:45 PM: Well I for one would be more than happy to see the Sarge in his leopard print speedo's *daydreams* ;D
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: Bald_freak on August 23, 2007, 10:23:28 PM: Quote from: MagmaBabe on August 23, 2007, 07:26:45 PM
Well I for one would be more than happy to see the Sarge in his leopard print speedo's *daydreams* ;D

You's one sick puppy magma!!!
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: nomad on October 13, 2007, 07:39:34 PM: I lost a little dinner with that mental picture, Sarge, its almost as bad as Timm in the shorts. #3l*
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: Timmay on October 13, 2007, 10:16:48 PM: Hey you leave my shorts alone! Gonna miss those shorts this winter. I guess I will have to wear them around the house as I am doing my housework aerobics. LOL
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: nomad on October 14, 2007, 02:32:33 PM: Quote from: TimmJ on October 13, 2007, 10:16:48 PM
Hey you leave my shorts alone! Gonna miss those shorts this winter. I guess I will have to wear them around the house as I am doing my housework aerobics. LOL

:*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: tomgallagher on October 14, 2007, 07:42:15 PM: OMG, perv alert.... :*)) :*))
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: foulon64 on October 18, 2007, 05:05:53 PM: Hey TimmJ why stop wearing shorts in the winter. I wear them all year. I ride my bike to work in the snow in my shorts. Lot of people stare but I think its no different than a women wearing a skirt.
Title: Re: 7 Things Some Guys Do To Make Women Think They're Pervs...
Post by: MagmaBabe on October 19, 2007, 05:55:47 AM: Quote from: foulon64 on October 18, 2007, 05:05:53 PM
Hey TimmJ why stop wearing shorts in the winter. I wear them all year. I ride my bike to work in the snow in my shorts. Lot of people stare but I think its no different than a women wearing a skirt.

OMG!!
foulon, ya gotta be careful what you say around Timmy, or he'll be getting 'ideas'