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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Timmay on August 03, 2007, 08:26:41 AM

Title: The shopping game
Post by: Timmay on August 03, 2007, 08:26:41 AM

I do not know if this is fitting for this site but if not...it was worth a shot.

You are going on a shopping trip and you walk up to the checkout counter and you have two items.  The one item everyone has is a pack of condoms.  What would be another item you would buy and make the cashier wonder why you are purchasing those two items .  I will start.........this should be interesting to see the combos


Condoms and lighter fluid

Title: Re: The shopping game
Post by: schro on August 03, 2007, 08:38:34 AM

Condoms and wool shears

Title: Re: The shopping game
Post by: JDog on August 03, 2007, 09:26:29 AM

Condoms and Hydrochloric Acid.

Title: Re: The shopping game
Post by: wpruitt on August 03, 2007, 10:35:51 AM

Condoms and motor oil

Title: Re: The shopping game
Post by: JDog on August 03, 2007, 10:56:45 AM

I can guarantee if you went into Wal Mart and bought Condoms and motor oil, you wouldnt even get a second glance. :*))

Condoms and a Pregnancy Test Kit

Title: Re: The shopping game
Post by: Timmay on August 03, 2007, 11:07:43 AM

how about a shop vac LOL

Title: Re: The shopping game
Post by: Tyler on August 03, 2007, 11:12:22 AM

Teletubbies Costume

Title: Re: The shopping game
Post by: Timmay on August 03, 2007, 12:23:41 PM

Quote from: Tyler on August 03, 2007, 11:12:22 AM

Teletubbies Costume

LOL

Title: Re: The shopping game
Post by: frostillicus123 on August 05, 2007, 03:06:18 AM

A sock puppet

or

Blow up girlfriend