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Title: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Tyler on July 30, 2007, 03:38:57 PM
I read this blog post and just had to share it with all you since I almost spit my coke onto my keyboard.

http://www.thebachelorguy.com/12-other-businesses-that-would-thrive-if-staffed-by-girls-in-bikinis.html (http://www.thebachelorguy.com/12-other-businesses-that-would-thrive-if-staffed-by-girls-in-bikinis.html)

Can you think of any other business that would thrive?
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Tyler on July 30, 2007, 05:39:13 PM
What about a barber that did head shaves?
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: PBurke on July 30, 2007, 05:41:49 PM
there are a few JUST FOR MEN hair cut places around here. they serve beer and all. but to get a shave you have to bring yer own razor. does seem like a cool idea though. SPORTS BAR/BARBER SHOP.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: frostillicus123 on July 30, 2007, 07:25:19 PM
My job would be great, with hot girls that wore bikinis.... now it wouldn't be for the customer's benifit, it would be for mine..... every other seat is a beautiful lady in bikini.... Employee moral would be through the roof.... at least male moral.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: herronm on July 31, 2007, 06:30:55 AM
My Boss!!!!  Talk about a hard worker  ;)
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: JDog on July 31, 2007, 06:39:12 AM
I must say that anything to do with or associated with girls in bikinis would achieve alot of financial success. The age old sex sells routine has never been more true.

I've thought about asking my boss if they would ask the girls in our call centre to wear bikinis to work 1 day a month and see how the stats and results would skyrocket.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: schro on July 31, 2007, 07:52:00 AM
I'm having a hard time thinking of an industry that would not be helped by scantily clad hotties. A few in particular....

Cable / DISH installers - The four hour window wouldn't seem all that bad if you knew who was showing up.
Krispy Kreme stores - They're not doing all that well out here in CA (health conscious & all). The stores would be packed.
Maid service - I might be onto something here  O0.....wives bitch about having to do the housework. Just think, you could shut her up and check out some eye candy just to show what a caring husband you are.  8)
Wedding Planner - Guys hate dealing with that sh*t (picking out flowers, selecting bands, menus, what's a doily anyway?). Guys would become much more involved in the process if some Baywatch babe was assisting in sending a man to his doom.

The mind of Schro is sharp this morning.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: PigPen on July 31, 2007, 09:37:35 AM
I hear ya on the Krispy Kremes Schro, they all closed down here. Great ideas too.

Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Robmeister on July 31, 2007, 10:20:55 AM

Cable / DISH installers - The four hour window wouldn't seem all that bad if you knew who was showing up.
Krispy Kreme stores - They're not doing all that well out here in CA (health conscious & all). The stores would be packed.
Maid service - I might be onto something here  O0.....wives bitch about having to do the housework. Just think, you could shut her up and check out some eye candy just to show what a caring husband you are.  8)
Wedding Planner - Guys hate dealing with that sh*t (picking out flowers, selecting bands, menus, what's a doily anyway?). Guys would become much more involved in the process if some Baywatch babe was assisting in sending a man to his doom.


THAT'S GORGEOUS, SCHROMEISTER !
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: frostillicus123 on July 31, 2007, 10:57:11 AM
WTF is krispy kream?


AS for wedding planner, i could see her going out of business, what bride to be would hire somsone that is going to get all the attention on her special day..... in man's eye great idea but when the real boss speaks up no can do
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Tyler on July 31, 2007, 11:27:27 AM
WTF is krispy kream?


AS for wedding planner, i could see her going out of business, what bride to be would hire somsone that is going to get all the attention on her special day..... in man's eye great idea but when the real boss speaks up no can do

Krispy Kream is a donut house that make very sweet donuts that are about as light as air and don't fill you up.  Because they are so light, they don't fill you up and you want to eat a whole dozen of them.  Because of the health craze, it's not doing very well.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: PBurke on July 31, 2007, 02:26:51 PM
all these health nuts are gonna feel stupid when they are dieing of NOTHING. ha ha ok that was wrong. magma can begin the spanking now.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: nomad on October 23, 2007, 08:33:28 PM
all these health nuts are gonna feel stupid when they are dieing of NOTHING. ha ha ok that was wrong. magma can begin the spanking now.

Paul, thats allways been my motto "i'm not gonna die of nothing" :*))
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Paul on October 24, 2007, 04:31:15 AM
Actually had some girls in bikinis at a local Harley dealership this summer, never found out if it increased sales though.  Know I spent more time in there though.
How about sporting good chains.   Hell, right girl in right bikini, a guy would buy a jersey fromt the opposing team.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: andrew on October 24, 2007, 05:17:28 AM
A friend of a friend owns a bagel shop and she said one of her keys to success was having hot girls working in there.  I can only imagine how much better it would be if those hot girls were wearing bikinis ....  I think I need a bagel.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Sooner Steve on October 24, 2007, 07:27:19 AM
A friend of a friend owns a bagel shop and she said one of her keys to success was having hot girls working in there.  I can only imagine how much better it would be if those hot girls were wearing bikinis ....  I think I need a bagel.

Bagels are a form of health food aren't they???? :*)) :*))  A hottie selling in a bikini selling me health food.  I think I like it.  Good idea Andrew.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: -Doug- on October 24, 2007, 07:46:03 AM
There was guy in Richmond, VA that wanted to open a "Clip Joint." Haircuts by the scantily clad. A great idea to have a very profitable business. However, last I heard, "THE MAN" shut that idea down. For shame!
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: nomad on October 24, 2007, 06:37:46 PM
There was guy in Richmond, VA that wanted to open a "Clip Joint." Haircuts by the scantily clad. A great idea to have a very profitable business. However, last I heard, "THE MAN" shut that idea down. For shame!

Dam "The Man" allways trying to squelch our fun.  :Xo! :Xo! :Xo!
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: froze on December 17, 2007, 02:03:44 PM
Babes and Bagels! Sounds like a good business to me! O0
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Timmay on December 17, 2007, 02:25:02 PM
My flooring store would jump way up in sales.  How many guys would attempt to put their own flooring down if they knew we offered the services of having a bikini clad hot chick come out and install the flooring for you?  I hear that so many times from my female customers...OH my husband can put that down....then only to get a call back from them asking how do you do this now??
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: PORKY on December 17, 2007, 08:35:45 PM
HEY TIMM , the bikini tilemasters sounds great  , NOW , IS THERE A ADDITIONAL CHARGE FOR THONGS ? i'M JUST SITTING HERE IMAGINING THEM ON THEIR HANDS AND KNEESbent over............  (i'll be back )  :@`
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Timmay on December 17, 2007, 08:49:09 PM
For an additional charge....you get the ladies in thongs...plus you get to keep the thongs! LOL
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Marz on December 18, 2007, 06:16:36 PM
I believe there are a few drive up coffee shacks up here that feature bikini girls, drove by one once and it had a line.

Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Timmay on December 18, 2007, 09:01:31 PM
So Marz...being that there was a line...youjust keep riding around the block getting a free show?? You pervert! LOL
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: champ007 on December 18, 2007, 10:14:39 PM
I say Baskin Robbins Ice Cream... if you get my POINT  >:D
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: buddha on May 30, 2008, 07:36:13 PM
How about employing bikini clad women as ball washers.....on a golf course. I know I'd get my balls plenty dirty just for the chance to watch a hot bikini clad chick wash my balls :D.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Jim80 on May 30, 2008, 09:38:15 PM
Champ if that happened I would get a cone of all 31 flavors  :D  ;D


I say Baskin Robbins Ice Cream... if you get my POINT  >:D
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Timmay on May 30, 2008, 09:42:09 PM
The local Rootbeer stand here in Washington.  Put them hot babes on rollerskates and seeing them smile at you as they are approaching your car to take an order.  WHen they finally reach to you, you have no words coming out of your mouth other than the ........SNAP! SNAP!....umm where were we?  Oh yeah...Mason's Rootbeer Stand....that would be good
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: Mike on May 30, 2008, 10:12:50 PM
I thought the same thing about work, we would get more people if we had hot chicks in bikinis. When it came time to hire a couple new people I went with one girl that always has her work shirt tied up and little shorts on, she has great people skills and I have noticed that when guys come in for a bag of feed or somethin and see her they normally hang around for awhile and buy little things around the counter, its awesome. She is a country girl but isnt the brightest bulb but she can talk people into anything.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: barberette on May 31, 2008, 07:41:19 AM
Im a barber and there is a salon here in Sac town where the stylists dress in sexy fantasy type clothes, french maid; nurse; little girl bobby socks..you get the idea..
I thought about working there, but worried about the guys hitting on me too much and thought it would be too degrading.
Ive been doing hair for 26yrs, worked in the best shops in town and I when I first started I wanted to have a salon where there were "shampoo girls" in bikini tops.
I now work in a real old fashioned barber shop where we shave heads with straight razors, and use straight razors on every haircut (neck/sideburns).. Im in heaven!
Since Im very busty I try and dress professional and downplay the sexy thing, Ive found over the yrs the tips are better that way, sorry guys... just a fact.
Title: Re: 12 businesses that would thrive if staffed by girls in bikinis
Post by: schro on May 31, 2008, 07:44:07 AM
OK Barbette, PM me your work address and when you're working (I'm in Rocklin). I need to experience the straight razor shave.