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Various Non-Bald Discussions => General Discussion => Topic started by: Cave Dweller on December 31, 2013, 02:55:47 PM

Title: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: Cave Dweller on December 31, 2013, 02:55:47 PM
Whoa. I am not sure of the criteria it used, but Men's Health ranked the most sober and the drunkest cities in the US.

Mine is the second drunkest in the nation.

http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/drunk-cities

Please stay safe this New Year's Eve, gentlemen.

STONE-COLD SOBER
1.    Salt Lake City, UT
2.    Jersey City, NJ
3.    New York, NY
4.    Plano, TX
5.    Chicago, IL
6.    Miami, FL
7.    Boston, MA
8.    Virginia Beach, VA
9.    Newark, NJ
10.  Bridgeport, CT


11.    Baton Rouge, LA
12.    Raleigh, NC
13.    Atlanta, GA
14.    Manchester, NH
15.    New Orleans, LA
16.    Dallas, TX
17.    St. Paul, MN
18.    Philadelphia, PA
19.    Honolulu, HI
20.    Burlington, VT


21.    Memphis, TN
22.    Birmingham, AL
23.    Charlotte, NC
24.    Baltimore, MD
25.    Portland, ME
26.    Laredo, TX
27.    Seattle, WA
28.    Little Rock, AR
29.    Oakland, CA
30.    Durham, NC


31.    Wilmington, DE
32.    Kansas City, MO
33.    Orlando, FL
34.    Fort Wayne, IN
35.    San Francisco, CA
36.    Wichita, KS
37.    Norfolk, VA
38.    Chesapeake, VA
39.    Detroit, MI
40.    Minneapolis, MN


41.    Los Angeles, CA
42.    Charleston, WV
43.    Madison, WI
44.    Omaha, NE
45.    Louisville, KY
46.    San Jose, CA
47.    Jackson, MS
48.    Pittsburgh, PA
49.    Aurora, CO
50.    Houston, TX


51.    Lincoln, NE
52.    Portland, OR
53.    Boise City, ID
54.    Anaheim, CA
55.    Providence, RI
56.    Buffalo, NY
57.    Greensboro, NC
58.    Indianapolis, IN
59.    Washington, DC
60.    Milwaukee, WI


61.    Anchorage, AK
62.    Albuquerque, NM
63.    Winston-Salem, NC
64.    Columbus, OH
65.    Jacksonville, FL
66.    Sioux Falls, SD
67.    Cleveland, OH
68.    Cincinnati, OH
69.    Lubbock, TX
70.    Sacramento, CA


71.    Des Moines, IA
72.    Las Vegas, NV
73.    Tampa, FL
74.    Fort Worth, TX
75.    Columbia, SC
76.    Colorado Springs, CO
77.    Fargo, ND
78.    Oklahoma City, OK
79.    Tucson, AZ
80.    Riverside, CA


81.    Phoenix, AZ
82.    St. Petersburg, FL
83.    Denver, CO
84.    El Paso, TX
85.    Tulsa, OK
86.    Lexington, KY
87.    Nashville, TN
88.    Corpus Christi, TX
89.    San Diego, CA
90.   Toledo, OH


OVER THE LIMIT
91.    Reno, NV
92.    St. Louis, MO
93.    Austin, TX
94.    Billings, MT
95.    Fresno, CA
96.    San Bernardino, CA
97.    Cheyenne, WY
98.    Stockton, CA
99.    San Antonio, TX
100.  Bakersfield, CA
Title: Re: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: slymyke on December 31, 2013, 03:58:45 PM
Quote from: Cave Dweller on December 31, 2013, 02:55:47 PM

Mine is the second drunkest in the nation.

99.    San Antonio, TX



Is that because of The Riverwalk?    b!3r $#*t *^)

How many drunks have fallen in that dark water?  lol.
Title: Re: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: Hingatao on December 31, 2013, 04:42:13 PM
Mine ranked 66th. (San Francisco)
Title: Re: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: Laser Man on December 31, 2013, 05:27:26 PM
The ones I live closest to are in the top ten most sober category!
Title: Re: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: Mike E. P. on December 31, 2013, 06:46:53 PM
I'm closest to Bridgeport, in the top ten sober. I must be one of the outliers!
Title: Re: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: Sir Harry on December 31, 2013, 07:33:51 PM
I live within 20 miles of #15 (Baton Rouge) and 50 miles away from #11 (New Orleans). I guess the reason that New Orleans is so low is because the population is only about two-thirds of what it was pre-Katrina.....But then again, we do tend to get wasted for certain periods of the year (i.e. Mardi Gras which falls on March 4th this [incoming] year)
Title: Re: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: TheSlyBear on December 31, 2013, 07:35:40 PM
Apparently central Texas is Party Central! Austin is right behind San Antonia at 93.
Title: Re: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: Cave Dweller on December 31, 2013, 09:47:05 PM
Quote from: slymyke on December 31, 2013, 03:58:45 PM
Is that because of The Riverwalk?

How many drunks have fallen in that dark water?  lol.

Guilty.

Twice, actually.

In my defense, though, that was over thirty years ago while I was in college.
Title: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: Mr Jules on January 01, 2014, 07:37:04 AM
duplicated post.
Title: Re: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: Mr Jules on January 01, 2014, 07:49:58 AM
100.  Bakersfield, CA

I have now decided that my next holiday in the US will be spent in Bakersfield.
Title: Re: How Sloshed Is Your Town?
Post by: wpruitt on January 02, 2014, 04:40:40 PM
Stone Cold Sober ... of course the cops who park in my front yard help!!