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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: DSCSK on December 30, 2013, 09:27:29 AM

Title: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: DSCSK on December 30, 2013, 09:27:29 AM

Since school starts on the 3rd of january for me, i need something catchy to say to people when they ask me why im bald.

Im definitely going to say that im studying the laws of reflection to my physics teacher (if you know what I mean  ::)  )

Title: Re: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: Roger on December 30, 2013, 08:22:28 PM

Tell them you had a growth spurt during the school break and now you're taller than your hair.

Title: Re: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: DSCSK on December 30, 2013, 09:15:31 PM

 ;D that's a good one.

Title: Re: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: Timmer on December 31, 2013, 01:07:33 AM

I'm getting in touch with my inner Buddha.

I got tired of the toupee.  (Watching their face trying to work it out is priceless.)

My legs are too hard to reach.

Act surprised and touch your bald head with horror, say "I knew that Mexican Rogaine was a bad idea."

Simply say, "Who loves ya baby?"

Title: Re: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: Cave Dweller on December 31, 2013, 08:08:34 AM

I always say my hair just migrated south. People's eyes actually have glanced down when I have said that.

Quote from: Timmer on December 31, 2013, 01:07:33 AM

I got tired of the toupee.  (Watching their face trying to work it out is priceless.)

:*)) I am going to have to try that one.

Title: Re: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: stasiu on December 31, 2013, 08:32:49 AM

I'm saving money for college, so I quit hair as my New Year's Resolution.

Title: Re: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: BBCESQ on December 31, 2013, 11:05:43 AM

I got a wild hair and couldn't find it. 

Title: Re: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: DSCSK on January 01, 2014, 12:39:25 AM

 :*))

Title: Re: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: DSCSK on January 01, 2014, 12:44:46 AM

Im definitely going to use all this with your permission. And im pretty sure that its going to be fun.

Btw, Happy new year everyone  :D

Title: Re:
Post by: geeman on January 01, 2014, 04:37:42 AM

Tell them "I donated my hair to charity, so a bald guy can have hair...I'm on a waiting list for a donor myself"

Title: Re: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: buffon2012 on January 03, 2014, 05:50:20 AM

LOL :D

Title: Re: I need Funny punchlines !!
Post by: Sir Harry on January 03, 2014, 06:58:54 AM

1. I wanted to be the first in the class to try something different...but growing extra long hair was already taken

2. My barber was drunk today

3. It's real cool, maybe you should try it!

4. Let's see who gets the most girls to touch his head!

5. I bet I spend less time getting ready for school!