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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: g_bald on December 20, 2013, 12:37:04 PM

Title: Reading for the Holidays
Post by: g_bald on December 20, 2013, 12:37:04 PM

Many of us find downtime over the holiday season and may decide to catch up on some reading. I wanted to give some suggestions to my smooth brothers and sisters out there what you can do between parties and other activities, when you just want to curl up with a book and immerse yourself in reading:

Russian Tragedy by Ivan Chopyukokov

Yellow River by I. P. Daley

Six Feet Under by Paul Barer

Interior Decorating by Hu Flung Dung

Robots by Anne Droid

Full Moon by Seymour Bunz

Come On In! by Doris Open

Good Works by Ben Evolent

Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace

...hopefully that helps fill any downtime and provides some reading pleasure during the cold, long winter nights. Of course there are more, but this is a great way to get started. :)

Title: Re: Reading for the Holidays
Post by: Mike E. P. on December 20, 2013, 06:31:49 PM

  ;D but i'm still a middle schooler at heart! Thanks for the chuckle!

Title: Re: Reading for the Holidays
Post by: slymyke on December 20, 2013, 07:16:13 PM

I'm pretty sure I've already read all of those books.  Any other ideas?    :*))

Title: Re: Reading for the Holidays
Post by: Cave Dweller on December 20, 2013, 11:06:13 PM

Modern Proctology by Ben Dover

Sky Diving by Hugo Furst

(I also still am a middle schooler at heart like Mike E. P.)

Title: Re: Reading for the Holidays
Post by: Sir Harry on December 21, 2013, 04:19:33 AM

(drumroll)  ;D

Title: Re: Reading for the Holidays
Post by: Hingatao on December 22, 2013, 05:34:51 PM

Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls

Muddy Waters by Hu Flung Pu