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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Cave Dweller on December 15, 2013, 12:48:49 PM
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It was the 24th of December. Things were not going well for Santa.
Only one-fourth of the orders were completed.
The elves were on strike.
Three reindeer were out on maternity leave.
Mrs. Claus had the flu.
The main power grid for the workshop was down.
He had just received a Cease and Desist order for a copyright infringement action brought by a Japanese game company.
Mattel had withdrawn its licensing agreement the day before.
The repair parts for the sleigh still were on back order.
Santa was frantic. He had no idea what he was going to do.
Then, just when everything seemed the blackest, in popped a tiny angel pulling a huge evergreen.
"Oh, Santa," the angel cried, "I just found this beautiful Christmas tree. What do you want me to do with it?"
And that is how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree.
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:*)) Great joke. Good signature line from Thessalonians, too.
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Excellent! That's what I thought of when Slymyke asked about angels on top of Christmas trees!
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haha.. good one O0
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That's what I thought of when Slymyke asked about angels on top of Christmas trees!
Yep. I had long forgotten this one until Slymyke's tree topper thread churned it back up.
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I was wondering how that angel got there... now I know. I'll consider myself smarter today! :)
(...that is until I go and do something stupid!) ;D