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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: Bolohead on July 17, 2007, 05:21:03 AM

Title: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: Bolohead on July 17, 2007, 05:21:03 AM

Breaking News  Breaking News  Breaking News  Breaking News

 
Apple Computer announced today that it
has developed a computer chip that can store and
play music in women's breast implants. The iTit
will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is
considered to be a major breakthrough because
women are always complaining about men staring
at their breasts and not listening to them.

Title: Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: Tyler on July 17, 2007, 09:30:53 AM

 :*)) :*))

Title: Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: PBurke on July 17, 2007, 09:59:03 AM

definately want the big ass '70s style headphones. not those little dinky things that fit inside your ears. >:D :*)) :*))

Title: Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: PigPen on July 17, 2007, 12:56:04 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: Cy on July 17, 2007, 01:25:11 PM

So if you bought two, it'd be like a stereophonic iTit.

Ideal spokesmodel: Dolly Parrton!

Title: Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: warhawk on July 17, 2007, 07:15:09 PM

 ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: OzPete on July 19, 2007, 11:02:05 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: PigPen on July 20, 2007, 07:15:19 AM

Told this joke to my big boss (owner of the company) yesterday and I thought he was gonna piss himself.

Title: Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: Scott on July 24, 2007, 11:48:12 AM

good one bro  :*)) :*)) ;D ;D :D

Title: Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: Sooner Steve on July 24, 2007, 11:50:49 AM

I'm sure the line is forming already at Circuit Titty, er I mean City.

Title: Re: News Release from Apple Computer as follow up to the iPhone
Post by: frostillicus123 on August 05, 2007, 11:22:40 AM

hahaha totally awesome