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Discussions About Being Bald => Advantages and Disadvantages to being Bald => Topic started by: seanc7nyc on October 24, 2006, 12:00:51 AM

Title: Less likely to leave...
Post by: seanc7nyc on October 24, 2006, 12:00:51 AM: ... D.N.A. on a crime scene.
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I kid, I kid.Â Sorry, I watch way too many crime shows on TV.Â
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Post by: Tyler on October 28, 2006, 08:15:40 PM: That's too funny! I was thinking the same thing when I was watching an episode of CSI awhile back.
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Post by: happyharry on December 21, 2006, 02:59:52 AM: 1st CSI Officer: "Did we find any hair at the crime scene?"
2nd CSI Officer: "No. None."

1st CSI Officer: "F**k!...."
2nd CSI Officer: "...but we found an awful lot of fingerprints...."
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Post by: ar3inc on December 21, 2006, 09:40:59 AM: You know the show would spin it, that some how the shaved head was IDed, became a clue and IDed the killer anyways. Some crazy stuff like skin flakes, DNA in razor from dumpster, skin oil or other things that I can't think of.
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Post by: Noner on December 21, 2006, 02:47:03 PM: Or they find head lube on his footprints.
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Post by: Tyler on December 21, 2006, 02:51:59 PM: Quote from: Noner on December 21, 2006, 02:47:03 PM
Or they find head lube on his footprints.

Yeah, they would find some "unknown" substance on the wall or chair post that happened to drop on his shoe, but in a manner that it rubbed off on something when he accidently bumped into it. (This was shown in slow motion) Then they will take the substance and run it through their database of "stuff" and the compounds will show that it's Headlube. They will then determine that Headlube cannot be purchased in that area through a retail outlet and scan all the records of purchases at Headblade and find one using this guy's credit card. And bam! Cought red handed!!
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Post by: PBurke on December 27, 2006, 08:18:39 PM: damn tyler you have thought about this waaayyyyy too much. get a hobby man. HA HA HA
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Post by: PigPen on December 27, 2006, 08:21:39 PM: Tyler has far too much detail figured out...there something you're not telling us T?
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Post by: Tyler on December 27, 2006, 08:25:12 PM: Quote from: PigPen on December 27, 2006, 08:21:39 PM
Tyler has far too much detail figured out...there something you're not telling us T?

:-X
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Post by: ar3inc on December 27, 2006, 09:37:39 PM: It is really scary when you remind yourself of much time he is on here and his other sites. At 1K+5 on post there too, Ty. ;)
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Post by: Blagadan on December 28, 2006, 08:58:09 AM: CSI always stretches reality to incredible lengths. What would have happened is that the shine from baldy's head was so blinding it left a head shaped scorch pattern on the wall ... and of course there's only 1 person in Miami/New York/Vegas with that shaped head ... they'd easily track him down ... some how ... using CSI voodoo maybe.
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Post by: PigPen on December 28, 2006, 12:20:35 PM: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I like that, CSI voodoo
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Post by: ar3inc on December 28, 2006, 03:54:48 PM: You're very BlagadÃ¡n! That has me rolling ;D