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Discussions About Being Bald => Bald Stories => Topic started by: Laser Man on August 31, 2013, 12:54:01 PM

Title: Ask a Silly Question...
Post by: Laser Man on August 31, 2013, 12:54:01 PM: I was in the shower room at the Y today and the guy next to me says "can I borrow your shampoo? All I have is conditioner." I replied, "I only have body wash." He borrowed it anyway, then said, "I guess it was pretty stupid of me to ask a guy with a shaved head for shampoo. You must think I'm an idiot." I told him not to worry, it was good for a laugh.
Title: Re: Ask a Silly Question...
Post by: -Doug- on August 31, 2013, 08:11:02 PM: That's a funny story. I'd've had a hard time keeping a straight face during the exchange.
Title: Re: Ask a Silly Question...
Post by: reddog on August 31, 2013, 08:20:05 PM: At least he didn't ask to borrow your comb!
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Post by: Mikekoz13 on September 02, 2013, 04:48:45 PM: Sometimes... people just don't think before they engage.
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Post by: Timmer on September 02, 2013, 05:12:40 PM: What's sad is when I take my son to get his haircut and the person at the check-in counter asks, with no irony, "Nothing for you today?" Sometimes I just laugh and other times I'll say, "If you've got a licensed Barber who can give my dome a shave with a straight razor, I'm game."
Title: Re: Ask a Silly Question...
Post by: ycartt on September 02, 2013, 06:26:48 PM: I love it when people ask me what I put on my head to make it so shiny. I usually respond "NBO". Wen they ask what that is I respond "natural body oil". That usually shuts them up. I also will respond "turtle wax" sometimes.
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Post by: jedge01 on September 02, 2013, 08:46:07 PM: I'll get this in hotels a lot. Housekeeping will ask me in the hall in the morning if I need extra shampoo. You can see the look in their eyes when they realize what they have said. It freaks them out almost as much as me taking a couple of bottles. :o
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Post by: mrzed on September 03, 2013, 05:29:24 AM: You guys have me laughing.

NBO!
Title: Re: Ask a Silly Question...
Post by: g_bald on September 03, 2013, 08:05:38 AM: This is such a howl!!

I love when you can 'throw' someone, like staying at their house and asking if you can "borrow their shampoo." :*))

Thanks for the laughs!
Title: Re: Ask a Silly Question...
Post by: Feelinsofly on December 20, 2013, 04:35:30 PM: We all have similar stories! Love it!
Title: Re: Ask a Silly Question...
Post by: Roger on December 20, 2013, 08:43:28 PM: Quote from: g_bald on September 03, 2013, 08:05:38 AM
This is such a howl!!

I love when you can 'throw' someone, like staying at their house and asking if you can "borrow their shampoo." :*))

Thanks for the laughs!

Or borrow their blow dryer. :D
Title: Re: Ask a Silly Question...
Post by: Mike on December 21, 2013, 12:21:43 AM: There was a random comb sitting on the counter the other day. Without even thinking, my mom asked "Michael, is this your comb on the counter?". The odd silence while I was trying to grasp that she really asked me that question was enough for her to realize what she had asked.