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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on July 07, 2007, 01:33:50 PM

Title: the old man and the doctor
Post by: frostillicus123 on July 07, 2007, 01:33:50 PM

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Title: Re: the old man and the doctor
Post by: Scott on July 07, 2007, 10:06:03 PM

Good one!!!  :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: the old man and the doctor
Post by: Tyler on July 08, 2007, 12:19:57 AM

Now that is funny!

Title: Re: the old man and the doctor
Post by: OzPete on July 08, 2007, 12:32:54 AM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: the old man and the doctor
Post by: RichardN. on July 08, 2007, 08:51:10 AM

Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!