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Various Non-Bald Discussions => Jokes => Topic started by: frostillicus123 on July 04, 2007, 10:43:36 PM

Title: Pinocchio and splinters
Post by: frostillicus123 on July 04, 2007, 10:43:36 PM

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your

"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

Title: Re: Pinocchio and splinters
Post by: OzPete on July 05, 2007, 05:12:33 AM

 :*)) :*)) :*))

Title: Re: Pinocchio and splinters
Post by: Paul on July 05, 2007, 06:51:30 AM

LMAO :*))

Title: Re: Pinocchio and splinters
Post by: wpruitt on July 05, 2007, 11:49:26 AM

Too funny!

Title: Re: Pinocchio and splinters
Post by: warhawk on July 05, 2007, 10:28:17 PM

 :*)) :*))

WARHAWK O0

Title: Re: Pinocchio and splinters
Post by: Scott on July 07, 2007, 10:06:44 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) LMAO, another good one!

Title: Re: Pinocchio and splinters
Post by: lowlead on July 15, 2007, 08:37:53 PM

 :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))  Maybe I need some sandpaper   :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))